A Commerical Tale Of Train Irony And Iron Chef
A comical sketch describes a man on a train who feigns illness after a sandwich. He brings out a hot water bag, has a porter fill it with boiling water, warms fried steak, then cuts and eats it with sugar tongs to avoid a fork on curves. Afterward he pours hot coffee from the bag, keeping the used grounds inside.
Early Day Railroad Wreck and Farmer's Claim
In early railroad days a wreck shook all aboard. A burly farmer limped to the superintendent claiming 60 cents for injuries from yesterday’s jolt. The official paid the small sum and offered a pass home, but the man refused the ride, swearing he would not ride the railroad again.
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Prevention of Corns Advice on Footwear Rotation
The article warns against unreliable corns remedies and offers a sure prevention: avoid wearing the same pair of shoes two days in a row. Friction on the toes causes corns, and changing shoes allows feet to rest and extends shoe and footwear life.
Crocodile Skin and Vulnerability Under Modern Firearms
Chicago News notes Pliny’s claim that crocodile skin cannot be pierced is outdated. It says heavy rifle bullets can penetrate the hide when struck straight on, though a head-on shot is tricky. The piece contrasts the croc with the shark, which may continue to struggle for an hour despite mortal wounds.
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Snakes Hibernation and Reproduction
A description of how snakes spend late autumn and winter in torpor in hollow roots or burrows, then awaken with warmth to hunt and breed. Females lay sixteen to twenty eggs in a string and leave them to hatch from sun warmth or decaying matter.
An Artist to Be Envied Tailor and Cutter Echoes Fashion
A stylish tailor and cutter extol the art of dress and fit on a fashionable promenade. The piece highlights a well dressed man wearing a flattering, well cut garment that enhances his appearance and row of clothing. The tone celebrates craftsmanship and confidence in style.
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Would Give It Away Doctor Jiggs Cold Pills
A humorous Harvard Lampoon exchange features a patient named Jiggs claiming he will not accept free pills from a doctor who offers them for nothing. The sketch plays on charity versus self responsibility in a light satirical tone.
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The Flatterer Is All Right Says Office Philosopher
A witty office remark from the Philadelphia Ledger notes that flatterers may be believed by none yet desired by all, highlighting the paradox of praise in workplace culture.
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Labor in South Africa sparks race and labor crisis
The piece warns of a growing labor crisis in South Africa as white labor is scarce and black labor is unreliable. It notes potential compulsory drafting, fears of slavery, and a plan to import Chinese workers, provoking Pretoria protests and political mobilization against Chinese labor despite government pressures.
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Gompers Answers Hillis On Labor and Wages
Samuel Gompers rebuts Dr Hillis arguing wage rises depend on boosting both quantity and quality of work. He cites a spade worker earning 14 dollars daily versus 1.50 for skilled intellect, warns of employer profit skimming, and notes unions defend fair shares. He questions nonunionism and praises trade unions as true freedom.
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The Radical Hank and File Labor Disturbances
A Chicago Inter Ocean editorial warns that disturbances are likely in the labor world after a year of organized unrest in the city. It notes strikes are under 10 percent of workers but fueled by radical union commands and rank and file zeal. It compares current tensions to the 1900 building trades lookout and stresses leaders versus rank and file dynamics.
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Chicago Best Union City
Chicago is highly organized and wage increases totaling millions of dollars annually have been secured in recent months.
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A Successful Captain Calls The Chicago Americans Top Form
Captain Jimmy Callahan leads the Chicago Americans to early pennant contention. He is described as the ablest pitcher on the White Sox team, having won most of his games this season and predicting the team will overtake the defending champion Philadelphia Athletics.
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Navy and Army Athletics Policy Dispute Defined
The Navy Athletic association at Annapolis issued a statement outlining navy views on the dispute that halted athletic relations with West Point. Annapolis proposed modified eligibility rules barring anyone who played for a first college team with an A B degree for four years or who had been on such a team until at least one year at the academy. West Point argued that higher age of admission at their academy offsets the larger number of students at Annapolis.
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Britt and Gans May Not Meet in Ring Clash
Negotiations falter as Jimmy Britt may not agree to meet Joe Gans at 183 pounds with a 3 pm weigh in. Al Herford informs Willie Britt that 183 pounds at 8 pm is required, otherwise the bout appears off. Trefford plans to take Gans to England to face Jabez White. Ned Hanlon touts Jacklite as a top catcher for the Brooklyn Superbas.
American Henley to be held on Schuylkill in July
William A. Meiklelim of New York and William Innes Forbes of Philadelphia named referees for the first American Henley to be staged on the Schuylkill in July. Sentries are expected from New York Philadelphia and Toronto plus Harvard Yale Cornell Pennsylvania Columbia and Georgetown.
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Winton Sets Mile Record in Glenville Trial for Bennett Cup
New World's Auto Record holder Alexander Winton trimmed a mile mark to 1m 2s at Glenville track, beating the world record by a fourth of a second. He sails as part of the American team for the James Gordon Bennett International Cup, set for July 2 in Ireland. Also notes the death of King Albert the double gaited horse at Newark stock farm and Penn oarsmen showing strong form post Annapolis setback.
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Horn of Peace. Scheme to avert family quarrels
A Detroit Free Press note recalls a playful incident in a deli shop where a baby blew a tin horn to drown out siblings quarreling. The couple later bought a large horn to trigger laughter and reconciliation, calling it the horn of peace with no patent.
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Detroit Free Press
Skeletons and bones with the people off
A quip from Lippincott's about two young boys aged seven and eight overhearing adults discuss skeletons. The elder asserts knowledge, the younger insists he knows, then declares a skeleton is bones with the people off. A humorous, cryptic remark from a vintage source.
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Euphemistic Exchange Over Fishing Tackle
A Philadelphia Record item presents a rural joke where a city youth seeks advice on fishing gear. After a flirtation about shrimp or minnows, a local man offers a quarter for the punchline and reveals the simple answer Hooks. The exchange captures rural humor in a compact vignette.
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Remark on Brinkin's Bright Child Draws Awe
The Washington Star quotes appreciation for Brinkin's child calling it wonderfully bright and wise beyond its years. It notes the child refused to recite for spectators when asked, backing into a corner and remaining silent.
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Quite Capable Heiress Tests Suitor on Money
A Chicago Post quip notes the heiress asked the suitor if he could take care of her with her money, and he replied he could if he had her funds to manage. The exchange highlights his frankness and the proposal's financial angle amid social satire.
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Do You Enjoy What You Eat Dyspepsia Cure Ad
An old advertisement touts Rhodes Dyspepsia Cure including claims that stomach health affects overall strength and mind. It asserts loss of appetite, weakness, nervousness, headaches and indigestion can be cured by Kodel Dy. '"pepsin Cure, sold by Grover's City City drug store.
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Burning the Dead in Ancient Traditions and Purification
The article surveys ancient cremation practices across civilizations from Greece to Scythia and Hindustan, linking fire purification to beliefs about the soul’s separation from the body. It notes Hercules, Homer, and Ovid as sources reflecting cleansing by fire and postbattle burial rites.
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A Step Upward In Town Fashion Talk
A brief dialogue notes fashion in town, contrasting old complaints of chills and fever with new term mala da reflecting rising style. Subbuds remarks confirm growing fashionable trend and local language shift.
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Philadelphia Pabile Ledger
His Chance and Quick Wit Across Town Gossip
A string of humorous snippets from Atchison Globe and Denver chatter on family ties, childhood fantasies, breakfast stories, and the spread of gossip when town talk goes viral. The snippets mix playful banter with social observations.
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