Quips and Quotes from a Wisconsin Daily Tribune
A column of humorous observations and quips touching politics, society, and famous figures. Jokes about Lincoln, Washington, finance, coal, and court rulings parade in brisk, jocular style across various public topics. The note preserves a playful, period voice.
Industrial confidence and wage stability urged for harmony
The Atlanta Constitution calls for united effort to restore industrial confidence and credit, arguing that good wages are essential to maintain public interest and economic stability.
Demand for Maine Funding Sparks Congressional Action
The New York Sun urges immediate Maine funding with a direct appropriation and presidential execution. It mocks the Mississippi battleship as antiquated and unable to endure real naval combat. London gas meters drive copper coin shortages as the British mint coins four tons daily.
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Maine
New York Sun
Congress
London
Poisoned Bologna Kills South Bend Boy Harold Bunn
A 7 year old Harold Bunn dies from ptomaine poisoning after eating prepared bologna purchased in a South Bend grocery. The article notes other items: a Bulgarian student's anarchist speech at Terre Haute and a calf preying on chickens near New Albany, with ongoing missing poultry.
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Harold
South Bend
Harold Bunn
Life term given in Rush county murder case
Shelbyville jurors sentenced Leslie Brundrant to life imprisonment for the killing of Charles Coleman in Rush county last March.
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Shelbyville
Leslie Brundrant
Charles Coleman
Rush County
Madison County Tax Returns Show Over $1 Million Drop
County tax assessors report a decline in assessed values this year by more than one million dollars compared with the previous year, signaling a broad downturn in property valuations. The forecast suggests reduced tax revenues for the upcoming year.
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Madison County
State Mouse Picnic Invites All Party Leaders and Committees
All candidates on the Republican and Democratic state tickets and members of both state committees are invited to attend this year’s annual State Mouse picnic.
Epidemic of Hydrophobia Reported in State
Dr flelene Knabe acting director of the state bacteriological laboratory says a hydrophobia epidemic exists in the state and has been increasing since Christmas.
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Flelene Knabe
South Bend Soldier Receives Tax Rebate Check
After a long wait since 1871, Maj. Julius Waldschmidt of South Bend has received a government check for 2.97 dollars. The sum represents a rebate on income tax.
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Maj
Julius Waldschmidt
South Bend
United States
Fire Devastates Ft Branch Neighborhood Last Week
A disastrous blaze struck Ft Branch last week destroying houses and other property valued at noon in the area. Thousands of bushels of grain and flour were burned.
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Ft. Branch
Mrs Hinshaw Mother of Lifelong Hinshaw Dies Near Winchester
Mrs. Mary Hinshaw mother of Rev. W. E. Hinshaw serving a life term for wife murder in Michigan City died at her home seven miles south of Winchester. She was 82 years old.
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Mary Hinshaw
W. EL. Hinshaw
Michigan City
Winchester
Fatal porch shooting of boy playing Soldier game
Floyd, three, of Shelbyville, was accidentally shot and died within twenty minutes. His six year old brother, who found a shotgun on the porch, fired during a game of soldiers.
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Floyd
Shelbyville
State Bank Assets Rise in Indiana Three Months
Figures by R. B. Oglesbee head of the bank department show that in the three months ending May 14 the assets of the State banks of Indiana increased from 59,204,787.32 to 61,286,206.71 dollars.
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R. B. Oglesbee
State Auditor’s Office
Indiana
Heavy Sentence for Petit Larceny in Indiana Circuit Court
Cy Huber of Connersville was fined 50 dollars plus costs, disfranchised for five years, and sentenced to the Indiana Reformatory for petit larceny. He was convicted of stealing a chicken valued at 25 cents.
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Cy" Huber
Connersville
Indiana Reformatory
Huber
Every Day and Sunday Farmers Near Martinton
Sunday and Day are farmers near Martinton. Sunday has five sons and Day five daughters. Three of the Sunday boys have already married Day girls. With the other two brothers courting the remaining sisters, it looks as though every Day would be Sunday.
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Martinton
All on Account of Teddy
Robert Moore of Logansport shot Rastus Brown, a negro, at the scene over Roosevelt's nomination at the Chicago Republican convention. Brown lies in St Joseph's Hospital with a broken leg. Moore is a fugitive from justice.
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Roosevelt
Chicago
Robert Moore
Coroered
Logansport
Rastus Brown
Brown
St. Joseph's Hospital
Moore
Republicans Plan Brook Farm Barbecue in September
Republicans of the Tenth district announce a planned barbecue at the Brook farm of Geo Ade in early September with a likely invitation for President Roosevelt to attend and speak.
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Ade
Brook
Geo. Ade
Roosevelt
Clarence Asbey, famed Barnum poser, dies in South Bend
Clarence Asbey aged 51, originator of the plan to represent famous statuary with living models and a noted poser, died in South Bend after a two year illness. He spent nearly twenty years traveling worldwide with P. T. Barnum's circus.
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Barnum
Clarence Asbey
South Bend
Asbey
P. T. Barnum
Circus
Columbus Capitalist Dies at Home in Indiana
Richard Thomas aged 70 a retired capitalist collapsed and died of heart disease while composing a letter at his Columbus residence. He was noted for charity and was once the most widely read man in Indiana.
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Richard Thomas
Columbus
Indiana
Jury Awards $40,000 in Haynes Hackett Case
Haynes Hackett former switchman in Monon Railway yards at Monon lost his legs when a train cut them off a year ago. A Chicago jury awarded damages totaling $40,000 for the injury.
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Haynes Hackett
Monon
Chicago
Indiana Birds Win Honolulu Poultry Prize
F. Thompson of Tippe, a poultry raiser, sent a pen of white Plymouth Rock chickens to Honolulu. The birds have been awarded first prize in the poultry exhibit there.
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Indiana
Honolulu
F. Thompson
Tippe
Plymouth Rock
Women Crowd Window To Watch Odd Fellows Ceremony
At Brown's Corner near Huntington a band of married women gathered by the lodge room windows during an Odd Fellows meeting. They planned to climb trees and ladders to watch the ceremonies but fled when discovered. The lodge voted to prosecute them.
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Odd Fellows
Brown's Corner
Huntington
Arthur Thomas Fined For Speeding In Indianapolis
Arthur Thomas, son of a London multimillionaire, was fined by Indianapolis police court for violating the automobile speed limit ordinance. He remarked he would vote if he were an American dummy and recover the fine.
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Arthur
Arthur Thomas
Indianapolis
Boys land 33 pound catfish trapped at Bloomfield dam
Earl Stone nine and Paris Hatta baugh nineteen fished Richland creek near the old water mill in Bloomfield. They freed a large catfish snagged between a log and a stone as water receded. Paris sat on the fish while Earl threaded the gills with a shoelace from a stray hat and pulled it ashore. The 33 pound catch was the season’s largest.
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Earl Stone
Paris Hattabaugh
Richland Creek
Bloomfield
Paris
Earl
Insanity Decree Halts Knightstown Marriage Plan
A marriage in Newcastle was halted when a court insanity decree for the bride, Pearl McCormmick of Kennard, had not been dissolved. Minister began the ceremony before Clerk Burgess learned of the record and notified the Rev. Clark Hosier. The couple will wed after dissolution of the decree.
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William H. Carmichael
Pearl McCormmick
Kennard
Newcastle
Burgess
Clark Hosier
Purdue to Abandon Tank Scrap and Reform Class Rivalries
Purdue University students and faculty agreed at convocation to replace the old tank scrap with a controlled format. The plan keeps favored features while banning brutality and ensuring oversight by the faculty. Vanquished students will be paraded to a bonfire and required to perform traditional stunts, under new restrains.
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Purdue University
Purdue
Ponderous Dialogue Sparks Exasperation in Illustrated Bits
Evelyn describes a man as very learned and Natica confirms it with fatigue. Natica complains the learned man makes her tired, highlighting the humorous tension in the illustrated Bits exchange.
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Evelyn
Natica
Evlyn
Child’s Cry Sparks Muttered Question in Pittsburg Post
A Boston mother asks why her baby cries while LT evasively responds that he cannot say he has never indulged in introspection. The exchange appears in the Pittsburg Post.
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Boston
Pittsburg
Banana Skins Used in Soap Making on West Africa Coast
Banana skins are burned to ash to extract alkali for soap making. The ash is mixed with water and palm oil to produce a cleanser in demand among both whites and natives along the west coast of Africa.
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Africa
Brevity Sparks Wit Debate as Observer Weighs
The Philadelphia Press notes a clash over concise speech. Kwater champions brevity while an observer cautions that conciseness is not always commendable though it remains desirable.
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the Observer
Philadelphia Press
Paris Fashion Hints for Little Girls and Toddlers
Fashion editor in Indianapolis presents Paris pattern suggestions for children. Patterns include a Bishop style one piece dress, a jumper with guimpe, a reefer coat, a low necked yoke dress, and a Russian style dress with bloomers. Sizes range from two to twelve years. Enclose ten cents with size, address, and name for pattern numbers 2361 1741 2351 2332 2330.
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Century Building
Indianapolis
Ind
Kingston dust fight ends in playful mischief
In Kingston Jamaica two women argued loudly then hurled Kingston dust and dirty water at each other. They wrestled on the street, creating a dust cloud before both stood laughing and declaring they were just fooling, observed by a bystander.
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Kingston
Jamaica
Mastah
Jess
Poniatowski Ancestor's Loyalty Secures Appointment
The tale recalls Prince Joseph Poniatowski who died in Paris and his son Prince Stanislas. Napoleon III named him a French senator after naturalization from Tuscany. Despite opposition claiming he was not French, the senate president cited Marshal Poniatowski at Leipzig to justify the nomination.
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Joseph Poniatowski
Stanislas Poniatowski
Paris
Napoleon III
Tuscany
France
Senate
Napoleon
Poniatowski
Leipsic
Tossing a Coin for Love in a Delicate Dilemma
A couple debates marriage and the fairness of a coin toss to decide between two suitors. He proposes heads versus tails with hidden meanings, then tests her resolve as the coin lands and revelations unfold. She hesitates, then offers a final bid for decision before he risks a new attempt.
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Weill
Garden Feud Turns Dark Over Backyard Chickens
A suburban quarrel escalates as a man shakes a fence and a neighbor cleans an ax. The dispute over garden seeds ends with violence, highlighting a lethal feud between two households.
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St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Taft Surprises War Office Clerk in Two-Year Stay
A Life excerpt recalls a clerk asking who the stout gentleman in the boss's room was and learning it was Secretary Taft. The clerk reveals he has only worked there two years.
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War Office
Taft
Life loses charm as sudden death ends a feud
A terse Philadelphia Ledger item notes a man seeking a cure in Kentucky, where he engaged in a feud and died suddenly. The brief implies a fatal outcome following his meddling with longstanding tensions.
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Kentucky
Philadelphia Ledger
Hard to Place Him Recites Plays for Theaterium Machine
A Cleveland Plain Dealer snippet questions whether a man who recites plays into a funnel for a new theaterium machine fits the label of actor. The dialogue explores how to classify his involvement, noting ambiguity about his professional connection.
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Theaterium
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Sunday School Lesson on Peters Love and Feed My Sheep
This religious card summarizes John 21 15 to 23 where Jesus queries Peter about his love and repeats the charge feed my lambs feed my sheep and follows with guidance on Peter's future death and role. It outlines preliminary questions time and place expository points Pters work Peters death and Peters curiosity with practical notes for teaching including connection time place and practical follow up.
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Christ
Jesus
Simon Peter
Simon
Jonas
Peter
Brethren
Peters
Galilee
Pter
John
Lord
Sympathetic Air Balloon Pilot Exits on Flight
A light anecdote notes a young signal service officer planned balloon travel leaving his wife anxious and unsettled. The Baltimore American reports the humorous domestic tension as the officer prepares for an experimental ride aloft.
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Signal Service
Baltimore American
Greatly Enjoyed It. Borus and Naggus in Tribune Exchange
A playful exchange from the Chicago Tribune depicts author Borus and editor Naggus debating a recent book. Naggus remarks the work was so dull it put him to sleep within five minutes, while Borus notes the reader’s surprising reaction.
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Borus
Naggus
Chicago Tribune
Jungle Talk: Monkey Plans City Move as Cashier
A cheeky Chicago News item notes a monkey declares plans to move to the city next week and work as a cashier for an organ grinder. The exchange frames urban life with a comic twist.
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Chicago News
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