Contrasting Humor About Marriage In Vintage Bits
A quip from Harper's Bazar notes a wife wearing a dress buttoned down the back provoking growls from a husband. Another vignette imagines married life with blunt exchanges about what will and will not happen, spoofing domestic expectations.
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Harper’s Bazar
Mask confusion in Derbyshire motorists encounter
A famous person was stopped by a Derbyshire constable who demanded removing a mask frightening bystanders. The offender explained he was not wearing a mask, revealing a humorous mix up over mistaken appearance.
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Derbyshire
the Tatler
Never Acknowledgment For A Woman's Last Word
A Philadelphia Ledger quip recalls a woman's habit of having the last word, joking that a street car seat gesture could be the sole exception. The remark frames witty gendered exchange in a social setting.
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Philadelphia Ledger
Lice Control with 20 Mule Team Borax Advocated
Mrs B R Buffyiam of Roswell New Mexico reports using 20 Mule Team Borax to spray and wash poultry houses to rid leghorns of lice. She notes previous inflammable lice killers caused fire risk and that after treatment no lice were found in a two month period.
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S. C. W. Leghorn
B. R. Buffyiam
Roswell
New Mexico
Old Flint Resident Spends Winter Indoors Beside Fire
Peter OConnor, 87 year old longtime Flint resident, follows a 30 year ritual of retiring to bed and staying there through late fall until spring warms, living with a nephew and eschewing cold weather by sleeping on a cot near a continually burning stove.
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Wynes
Peter O Connor
O’connor
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Bridegroom and wife spar over horses in quarrelsome exchange
Mrs Growler accuses her husband of obsessing over horses and marriage to a nag becomes the punchline as he snaps back while glancing at the sports page. The exchange reveals lingering tensions and humor in domestic life.
Paradox Proves True in Marriage From Baltimore Sun
A brief verse from the Baltimore Sun explains that two become one in marriage and soon the union bears a child, resolving the paradox.
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Baltimore Sun
Pretty Teacher Johnny Demonstrates A Kiss Question
Johnny asks about a kiss and the teacher offers to demonstrate soon. The dialogue frames curiosity about affection in a classroom setting.
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Johnny
Grape Nuts Praised As Best Food For Babies And Adults
A testimonial extols Grape Nuts as perfect for delicate babies and usable for healthy adults. It recounts a mother saving her infant after doctors warned against condensed milk by preparing Grape Nuts juice with milk and a pinch of salt and sugar, fed every two hours. The ad asserts Grape Nuts supports health universally and cites The Road to Wellville reference.
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Baby
Wellville
The Greatest Bridge in America Opens in New York
A Collier's Weekly survey extols the East River bridge as a monumental feat of engineering. It notes the bridge is 7,200 feet long, with double-decked roadways, four cables of 7,696 wires each, and towers 335 feet high, promising unmatched strength and capacity for Manhattan and Brooklyn traffic.
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Brooklyn
Manhattan
Hudson River
New York
Brooklyn Bridge
Tidewater
Pennsylvania Railroad
Collier’s Weekly
Race and Equality Echo in Cobbled Speech
Old Si notes the President has raised the race issue again while warning that white men fear Black rivals. The speaker resists equivalence, arguing earnings and feeding rights separate people from policy. He claims no white man truly treats him as an equal, citing a simple test of hunting possums.
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Mister
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Atlanta Constitution
Glimpses Into Mythology and Courtroom Wit
A vaudeville manager offers Ajax 700 dollars weekly after a boastful episode about a rubber neck. Senator Tillman recalls a South Carolina criminal case where an alibi by a lawyer is praised as the best of four, with the judge applauding the defense.
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Milwaukee Sentinel
Tillman
South Carolina
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Commissioner Smith Attacks Standard Oil Defense in Tariff Controversy
The piece reviews Commissioner Smith’s rebuttal to President Moffett of Standard Oil of Indiana over freight rates from Whiting to East St Louis. It argues Smith’s claims are weak, notes tariff filing quirks from Dalton, and contends the case reflects broader political pressure against Standard Oil rather than clear wrongdoing.
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Whiting
East St. Louis
Santara Oil Company
Alton
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Ilinois
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Dalton
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Illinois
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Standard Oil
Ter
Judge Landis
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United States
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The New Procedure and Laughter Cure Tactics
A pugnacious congressman complains his speech was misset and proposes replacing laughter and applause with gouging and biting. An ad touts Brom Quin ine laxative as a universal cold cure at 25 cents, underscoring period style notices.
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Pittsburg Post
Razer for social use referenced in Harper's Weekly
Fragmentary notice notes Eph Green asking to purchase a razzer with clerk questioning safety. The exchange implies the item is intended for social use rather than weapon use. OCR reads include references to New Mexico and Prague Oklahoma, but context unclear.
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Eph Green
Harper’s Weekly
Nature faking still holds sway on hats
A brief note observes that fake nature motifs linger in everyday hats, highlighting a persistent trend in fashion where artificial nature prints and textures imitate real landscapes.
Short Metropolitan Clubman Marries Daughter of Federal Official
A diminutive Metro and Chevy Chase member joins married life with the daughter of a prominent Federal official. A friend notes the husband looks shorter since marriage and the wife quips that being settled brings stature. The piece cites Harper’s Weekly humor and a wryer proverb about success and wind.
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