Pathetic Hope Jones His Moral Exhibition at Penn Yan
Professor Q Hope Jones stages a satirical lecture show lampooning Aguinaldo and Dewey with pictures and patter. He jokes about safety pins, shipboard schemes, and a hat collection to aid a hungry heathen, while poking fun at patriotism and public display.
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Otis
Aguinaldo
Penn Yan
Honest in His Dishonesty Cashier Plans Bank Robbery
A former bank cashier recounts a Pittsburgh style heist with a deadhead pass and a $90,000 raid. The trio of insiders, the president and the manager, raid a vault then discover an empty carpet bag sting. The only honest person ends up punished as the boss and manager keep their jobs.
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Pennsylvania
Europe
James
Bowser Fire Escape Folly Ends in Disaster
In a domestic farce, Mr. Bowser boasts a pocket fire escape and tests it from a second floor window. The rope fails, he plunges to the yard, sustains injuries, and Mrs. Bowser escapes blame as she watches his plan backfire, promising revenge by guilty conscience someday.
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Sare
Mr. Bowser
Mrs. Bowser
Frightful Blunder Promises Rapid Healing Salve
A crude advertisement extols Bucklep’s Arnica Salve as best in the world for wound pain relief healing cuts burns and sores. It claims cure for fever sores ulcers felons corns and skin ailments with quick results and earth restoring effects.
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Bucklep
All &Kin
Woman Destroys Love With Sudden Rejection Tale
A man recounts a storm of emotion more fierce than a cyclone as he explains a failed marriage proposal. He met the woman on the street, she rejected him, and in the struggle he lost his hair and escaped with only his pride intact.
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Stig
Robbed the Grave by Electric Bitters Testimony
Mr John Oliver of Philadelphia narrates a dramatic recovery after suffering severe illness with yellow skin sunken eyes and pain. He credits three weeks of Electric Bitters with saving his life and says they saved another from the grave. Dreier Bro offer the medicine for sale at a small price guaranteed.
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John Oliver
Philadelphia
Dreier & Bro
Tool Dressing For Tradesmen By Robert Williamson
Tool dressing service offered for stone cutters plumbers machinists and tinsmiths. Specializes in dressing tools and die raking angles with short notice. Advertises Pearl Street address and invites subscriptions to The Rentinel.
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Robert Williamson
Pearl Street
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