Bravest Men Fly From Spanking the Baby
A humorous verse by J. M. Lewis in the Houston Post describes a father’s chaotic evening as he dodges punishment and rushes outdoors to avoid spanking the baby. He imagines fighting bullets but concludes the bravest act is admitting defeat and comforting the child.
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Four year old mocks Sunday school lesson pact
Little Marie returns from a Sunday school visit and, when asked what she will study next, she quips that there is nothing much to learn and claims to already know all about the catakissing from Lippincott's Magazine.
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A Self Maid Man in a Quick Witted Exchange
A brief exchange features a character noting the country’s lack of races. The curepenin counters that as an advantage, saying people can travel long distances without being obliged to listen to a lecture, reflecting a humorous contrast reported by the Washington Star.
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Warm Times in a City Car Fire Noted by Onlookers
A humorous fragment describes a man laughing at a car fire in downtown, noting the scene as unexpectedly amusing. Witnesses recall a gunner remarking on the warmth of the morning and the tire fire that sparked laughter.
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In a stage scene a performer is described as holding the center of the stage for three hours with a screen placed around her to aid a change of foam. The Cleveland Plain Dealer quotes a witness praising her central presence.
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Aristive Merit Letter From Child Reveals School Tale
An eight year old pupil, who wandered from home, wrote to his sister revealing a short, puzzling note about his day. The miswritten lines show a child’s attempt to describe school routines and a stray remark about a horse. The fragment hints at a local incident or lesson rather than a formal report.
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