Brotherly mix up in Chicago Tribune incident
A brief humorous misstep in Chicago humor. A child, polite but blunt, misreads a bump as a lesson in courtesy. The exchange ends with a light, witty response reflecting urban newspaper tone.
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Newspaper
Ferdinand News
Location
Ferdinand, Indiana, United States of America
Date
May 24, 1918
Page
8
A brief humorous misstep in Chicago humor. A child, polite but blunt, misreads a bump as a lesson in courtesy. The exchange ends with a light, witty response reflecting urban newspaper tone.
Advertising copy touts Cuticura Soap and Ointment for eczema rashes and skin irritations with free samples from Boston. Also a comic exchange about working out of state and a Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills trial offer headlines a stomach relief claim.
William A Radford offers free advice on building a sleeping porch, praising its outdoor sleeping convenience. The article covers dormer-based porch construction, waterproof deck canvas flooring, woodwork maintenance, and red brick as a warm, sturdy exterior. It notes sleeping porches as healthful, with simple furniture like a wide swinging seat.
The article describes a compact brick bungalow layout 23 feet 6 inches by 64 feet 9 inches with two rear porches and a front veranda. It highlights a large living room 25 feet long, a sun oriented design, brick veneer, built in buffet, shelves, folding doors, and practical features like a sliding pantry door and ice box on the back porch.
In a Washington hotel lobby a lighthearted coal famine joke centers on Rep William J Browning of New Jersey recounting a night theft. A man named Rastus wheels coal from a car to his home then fumbles later, surprised by the contractor’s question about missing broken stone.
United States Department of Agriculture guidance explains preventing pig losses by attentive farrowing care. It covers sow preparation, bedding, pen design with guard rails, pig arrival handling, early breathing aid, tooth clipping, afterbirth removal, and feeding adjustments to avoid piglet mortality and ensure rapid weight gain.
After ten days, feed chicks a growing mash in a hopper. Mix two parts bran two parts middlings one part corn meal one part low-grade wheat four or red-dog middlings and ten percent sifted beef gerap. Mash may be fed wet or dry. add moisture only to crumbly, not sloppy, feed.
An acid soil will not produce alfalfa. If you suspect acidity, test soil with blue litmus paper from a drug store. Dampen soil to form a ball. pink color means excess acid and lime is needed. Apply lime liberally, 1200 pounds to a ton, depending on soil.
The passage discusses setting aside garden space in Staal for high yield. It stresses soil in prime mechanical condition to maximize production and mentions Dwarf Essex rape as a hardy plant suitable for bog pasture.
The census bureau estimates average life spans and a Pennsylvania college figure is examined. A safety match ignition test uses a box design to act as a wind shield, while compliance with Hoover’s food administration request for ration policies is noted.
An old advertisement style item parodies a pain relief product claiming a tiny bottle eases corns with no soreness. It juxtaposes a humorous breakfast scene and a Boston Transcript quip about waking a baby with an alarm clock. The piece mimics periodical ad tone and casual humor.
A Columbus Ohio man testifies he suffered itching piles since youth and found relief after an 8 week trial with Petersons Ointment. He bought a 26 cent box and says he is cured, praising the product. The ad claims guarantees for wounds eczema ulcers and other skin conditions with prepaid mail order service from Peterson Bros Buffalo NY.
The Louisville Courier-Journal notes a resident named Flupdub scorns Plunkville hospitality and argues the town jailed him for unknown misdeeds. An unrelated ad urges Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets to regulate bowel and stomach health.
The fragmentary lines present a dialogue about male experience in war. One speaker suggests males are “coating into their own” in this war, while another replies that they are likely resisting or protesting the situation, indicating tension and mixed attitudes toward combat.
Text urges careful checking of Castoria bottles for the signature In Use for Over Years as a famous infant remedy. Includes a quip about a car accident and a child’s appeal to Fletcher's Castoria, reflecting ambiguous ad copy and old product branding.
Fragmentary ad offers a $100 reward for a catarrh remedy claiming cures via mucous surface treatment. The text cites testimonials from physicians and includes garbled phrases about constitutional treatment and patient strength. The readable elements imply a health cure advertisement from a historic newspaper page.
A Louisville Courier Journal blurb ponders a dated egg inscription reading Ieee bella and asks if the date 1492 is implied, reflecting a quizzical, antiquarian tone about deciphering small artifacts.
An old advertisement touts Green's August Flower as a remedy for stomach disorders and liver issues. It claims to ease indigestion, gas, and constipation, act as a gentle laxative, and improve digestion and bile flow, urging readers to try the product sold in civilized markets.
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