Elopement Plan on Train Met With Cab Losses
Lieut Warry Mallory and Marjorie Newton scheme to elope en route to a Transcontinental train but a taxicab wreck delays their plans. Onboard chaos includes a quarrelsome Englishman and Ira Lathrop, while Jimmie Wellington seeks Reno divorce. Delayed baggage and a stalled wedding scene unfold as the bridal party struggles to reach their destination.
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Warry Mallory
Philippines
Marjorie Newton
Porter
Ira Lath
Siete Jimmie
Wellington
Reno
Mra
Jimmie
Eikewine
Sammy Whitcomb
Marjorie
Ira Lathrop
Jane Gattle
Malory
Mrs. Wellington
Whitcomb
Mallory
Marrie
Bridal train caper ends with rice prank and elopement chaos
On the sleeping car, Marjorie and Mallory confront a raucous scene as Snoozbums the dog causes uproar with a rice trap. Little Jimmie Wellington crashes the bridal moment, Mrs. Wellington panics, and Ira Lathrop drifts toward a Crattleboro dream amid the chaos. TO BE CONTINUED.
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Marjorie
Lathrop
Porter
Mallory
San Francisco
Chicago
Wellington
Snoorleuma
Snoorbums
Nallecy
Jimmie Wellington
Harry
Snoozbums
Jimmie
Giggles
Keapschoolboy
Elopera
Jimmie Wellingtoo
Familliar Pyjaman
Jimintfe
Dr. Temple
Roger Ashton
Mr. Wellington
Ira Lathrop
Honeless
Crattleboro
Hrattleboro
Anne Gattle
Charlie Selby
Ira
Discomfited Masher At Rainy Encounter
A gray haired older man accosted the wife of a well known newspaper man under an umbrella in cold rain. She retorted Santa Claus and he departed quickly after the brief, awkward exchange.
Oscar Wilde in America and the talk of antiquities
A fragmentary item recalls Oscar Wilde lecturing on aesthetics in the United States mocking the movement while a sharp reply from an American girl deflects the charge. Other bits include locals debating Wilde’s departure in a motor car rumor and a London answers column about a benevolent man and a hotel lobby quip.
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Oscar Wilde
United States
America
Paxton Tollet Co Ad Promises Free Toilet Prep
Fragmentary ad content from The Paxton Tollet Co of Heaton Mana offers a free trial box of Paxton Antweptle a toilet preparation. The text includes stray quotes and misspelled phrases with unrelated aphorisms and product mentions.
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Paxton Tollet Co
Heaton. Mana
Senator Sorghum on servitude and leadership
A constituent asks if a servant of the people exists and Senator Sorghum replies that a truly first class servant may resemble a boss, noting the fine line between service and authority. The exchange hints at views on governance and power.
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Senator Sorghum
Child's Face Clears After Cuticura Ointment Use
A Terre Haute reader describes a four year old nephew with severe facial red spots and blisters. After trying medicine with no relief, Culburn Soap and Cuticura Ointment are applied, drying and clearing the skin within about ten to fourteen days. The note promotes Cuticura products with a free sample offer.
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6Th St
Terre Haute
Ind
Arthur Nawarth
Cuticura
Weston
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Roary W
Ry On
Hlon
Yassab
Wedgewood
Thab
Yassan
Mr. Wedgewood
Ely
Englizhman
London Times
Marjome
Dart
Tha Lathrop
Engladman
Yasaah
Maarjoria
Hat Mallory
Santa Claus
Nto
Australia
Melbourne
London
Philanthropiat
Mary
Alice
Him
Natien
Reggy
Evelyn
Lip Marotta
USA
Thrawnag
H. Hixter
Velde
Bardensees
Doan
Eny Drug Store
Army of Constition
Carter
Len Hore
N. U
Cincinnati
Wreppe
Fletcher
Castoria
Infanta
Een
Mor City
Cern
California
W. S. Kuhn
Pittsburgh
Sacramento Valley
U.S
East
Italy
Panama Canal
Kuhn Irrigated Land CO
Fourth Avenue
Pittsburgh, PA