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Farmington Enterprise

Location

Farmington, New Mexico, United States of America

Date

May 22, 1908

Page

6

Girl Servant Studies Dinner Prep With Artistic Family

A girl, three weeks with an artistic family, learns meal prep. Her mistress instructs on dinner, mentioning potatoes and jacketed or wood pot options as the girl replies with deference and accuracy. The scene highlights cultural speech and domestic instruction.

Profit Brings Most Profit From The Water

Curious customer asks which prescription ingredient yields the most profit. Druggeist answers that the water ingredient brings the highest margin.

The Wrong Time Miss Jackson and Mr Johnson Discuss Marriage

A dialect dialogue shows Miss Jackson declaring readiness to marry Mr Johnson who responds he has just lost his job and deems the proposal ill timed. The exchange centers on timing and social expectations.

Miss Jackson Mr. Johnsing Mr. Johnson

Didn't Marry Him Howell Powell Dialog Live

A short exchange recalls a courtship in which the bride refused to marry the finest man, prompting a witty reply about a woman's word and a husband's enduring affection.

Howell Powell

Grass widow joke told by Texas conference bishop

Presiding Elder G. A. Lenhoff recounts Bishop W. W. Duncan's humor about hay fever. A fellow preacher calls a mournful line a grass widow and the bishop asks for a definition. The brother replies a grass widow is a woman whose husband has died with hay fever.

G. A. Lenhoff Macon Saya Macon Herald W. W. Duncan Methodist Episcopal Church Duncan Texas

Dixey Scorns Carnegie Medal Feud Among Heroes

Henry E Dixey mocks a quarrel between two young men over a Carnegie medal for bravery calling it an unworthy dispute. He questions the hero fund idea and compares medal lust unfavorably to craving chicken citing a joke about Mrs. Washington White and her husband Wash.

Henry E. Dixey Carnegie

Woman cites cure after Lydia Pinkham remedy

Lena V Henry of Norristown Georgia writes of severe female troubles and fear of surgery. She credits Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound with her improvement after the first bottle and full recovery, urging every woman with similar problems to try it.

Lena V. Henry Norristown Mrs. Pinkham Lydia E. Pinkham Lydia Pinkham

Facts for Sick Women and Lydia E Pinkham Remedy

New paragraph promotes Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as a long standing remedy for female disorders. Claims to have cured thousands of women with displacements inflammation ulcers fibroid tumors irregularities periodic pains backache bearing down feeling flatulency indigestion dizziness and nervous prostration. Mrs Pinkham invites sick women to write for advice at Lynn Massachusetts.

Lydia E. Pinkham

Study Not A Necessity In A Philadelphia School

A Philadelphia public school teacher struggles to teach geography to a girl named Rosie. Rosie explains her mother married because she did not know geography and her aunt married for the same reason, while the teacher did not marry, highlighting cultural attitudes and the joke about geography education.

Philadelphia Rosie

Repartee Between Younger and Elder Sparks Witty Exchange

A brief quip features a younger person asking about losing looks with age and an elder replying that aging beauty would be lucky. The exchange captures sharp humor and social dynamics in a concise dialogue.

Elder

Winter the Most Deadly Season

A stylishly dressed woman buys a shirt at a Chinese laundry and quips about hair rats in a light exchange with the chinaman. The article notes winter being a deadly season with higher death rates in large cities.

John

Money wasted on tonics when proper food helps

A rich young woman recounts six years of nervous dyspepsia and three hundred dollars spent on drugs with no relief. She credits Grape-Nuts food for rapid improvement, gaining four pounds in the first week, and urges others to try proper nutrition over remedies. The letter endorses Postum Co. and its "There's a Reason" message.

Postum Co Battle Creek Mich

TABLE DELICACIES Light Meal Prep for Quick Pleasures

A guide to easy meals and desserts with corn pudding tomato salads and quick croquettes. It offers simple techniques for flavor with few ingredients, emphasizing fruit as a healthier appeal and practical kitchen tips for speed and ease.

Simple Baby Pillow Cover From Handkerchiefs

A neat cover can be made from two 18 inch men s handkerchiefs by stitching them around three sides to fit the pillow and tacking tapes to the fourth side for tying. Fancy hems or lace add ornamental touch.

Cabbage Salad With Cream and Cider Vinegar

Chop a small firm cabbage head and season with salt and pepper. Stir in about four tablespoons of cider vinegar and let stand in a cool place for two hours. Just before serving add half a cup of cream and a heaping tablespoon of powdered sugar. Serve on crisp lettuce.

Fire-safe candle trick for small sockets

When a candle is too small for a candlestick socket and no filler is ready, light the candle and drop melted wax into the socket then insert the candle. The grease helps secure the candle once it cools.

Hand Mixed Paint Saves Time And Quality

An advocate explains hand mixed white lead and linseed oil paint as the most scientific option, praised for on site preparation and purity. National Lead Company offers free testers, with contact in New York. An anecdote follows about a traveler forgetting his grip, sparking light humor from a hostess and child.

National Lead Company Woodbridge Building New York N. Y

Magic Cure for Severe Eczema Breaks Out in Essex Child

A mother recalls her daughter's brutal eczema ordeal from a bad form that spread from chest to back and scalp. After two doctors failed, Culicura Soap Ointment and Pills allegedly cleared the disease within three quarters of use, described as magical.

T. W. Hyde Brentwood Essex England

Enduring Towline Tale and Witty Exchange

In a Pathfinder aside a seaman jokes about a long towline stretching over the taffrail while muttering of hard labor and luck. His sharp retort to an officer prompts a humorous belief his wife preempts his fidelity with a sly remark that he would remarry quickly.

Pathfinder

Office humor flips between husbands and wives

In a light exchange, Mrs A complains about offices while her husband searches for one. Mrs Z notes her husband stays out late and claims he is detained at the office, highlighting comedic gendered takes on work.

Hall's Catarrh Cure advertised as internal remedy

An advertisement claims catarrh is a constitutional disease cured only by internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is said to affect blood and mucous surfaces and is backed by testimonials. Sold by druggists for 75 cents. includes recommendation of Hall's Family Pills.

Hall F.J. Cheney &Co Props Toledo Douglas Weedton Wyoming Wheatland Colony J. R. Mason

Quotable Mottos and Patent Remedies Advertisements

A collage of quotes on love and virtue followed by early 20th century patent medicine ads. Pettit's Eye Salve offered at 25¢ for tired eyes, Garfield Tea pitched as a mild laxative, and Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for teething with a 23¢ price.

Pettit Howard Bros Buffalo N.Y

One Lesson Wholly Wasted

A humorous slice shows Mr. and Mrs. McSwat in a domestic quarrel over a coat with a five dollar bill hidden inside. Mrs. McSwat admits giving the coat to the Volunteers and explains the found money funded a rubber plant. The piece ends with a note on laundry starch and a brief editorial on free speech and civility in public debate.

Lobelia Biliger Lebella

Truth and Quality Laxative Endorsed by Physicians

An advertisement extols Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as a reliable laxative option. It emphasizes natural action, pleasant effects without debility, and stresses using the genuine California Fig Syrup Co. product sold by leading druggists.

California Fig Syrup Co

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