Oddities and Opinions Parade in Farmington Page
A stream of scattered anecdotes and quips spans topics from public figures to modern paradoxes. The column jokingly recounts Andrew Carnegie, presidents, a Detroit rescue, Annh brides, judges, and aviation fantasies while riffing on taste, fashion, and social quirks.
Leap Year Proposal Sparks Unusual New Haven Romance
A New Haven couple’s marriage tale begins after a golf game mishap. A woman struck a ball that stunned a man, who recovered and received an apology, igniting romance. This leap year, women may propose. men may not refuse.
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New Haven
Montreal Paper Fined Over Legislature Taunts
A Montreal newspaper was fined for calling provincial legislators fools and ignoramuses. The judge noted the paper could have won its case without such tautological insults.
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Montreal
Grip germ with barbs gives scientist edge over diseases
A scientist discovers a grip germ with barbs and compares it to thumb-screws red-hot pinchers and ice tongs, claiming advantage over malaria and smallpox in a vivid, satirical portrayal.
Plan to relocate canal near inland Pacific side
The decision places the Panama canal dam and locks far inland on the Pacific side to deter a hostile fleet. Preparedness is urged in case of a sudden expedition by Guam natives.
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Panamia Canal
Pacific
Guam
Winter Peekaboo Shirt Waist Trend For Women
A fashion note recommends a peekaboo shirt waist for women in cold weather to attract attention. The text claims men naturally catch the eye without rules, asserting male superiority and gender characteristics.
Fragmentary Text Hints and Mixed Phrases From Obscure Segment
The readable lines show garbled phrases about items, tools, and conditions. No clear event, person, or organization can be identified to form a proper news card summary.
Grafting Techniques From Start to Finish
Instructions on cleft grafting covering timing fall and spring grafting stock inactivity and alignment of scions. Tools include chisel knife hammer grafting wax with steps to split stock insert scions wedge shaped trimming and wax sealing.
Prepare Now for Fruit Orchard Spraying This Season
A strong appeal urges orchard owners to spray in winter to protect trees from pests. Delays reduce effectiveness and may ruin fruit yields. Sales ads promise spray outfits with complete usage directions for all sprays and timing.
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Nto
Oman
Board for lining up trees in orchard setting
A Prairie Farmer method describes a wooden hoard four to five feet by four to five inches with notches and holes to align trees. Set stakes along a base line, place trees in a middle notch, pivot the board to dig and reset each tree, ensuring straight rows without sighting.
Pretty in Leather Gauntlet Gloves Highlight New Fashion
The article notes leather accessories as essential to a well dressed wardrobe with imported varieties offering novel and smart lines. It highlights gauntlet gloves as the latest trend with a flare cuff matching tailored coats and unique tiny nanogram ornament, appealing to individual taste.
Ritz bag and 1908 handbag fashions spotlighted
An article reviews the Ritz as a compact black patent leather bag with a white mette silk lining and gold plated frame, plus a change purse inside. It surveys 1908 fashion bags for carriage, travel, and everyday wear, noting flat shapes for chic practicality and refined finishes.
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Milady
Notable Alaska Congressman Thos. Gale Cited In Washington Notes
The piece highlights Thos. Gale of Alaska as a well known U S congressman with a Washington D C address. It includes endorsements from Peruna Drug Co and Congressman Slemp praising the remedy for coughs and colds and notes on Gale’s Pacific slope prominence. It also mentions family letters and anecdotes about hammer throwing and domestic banter. The compilation cites Defiance Starch promotions and light social vignettes from the era.
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Thos. Cale
Congress
Alaska
Pacific Slope
Washington
8Th St
N. W
D. C
Peruna Drug Co
Columbus
Ohio
Thomas Cale
Ashes as Fertilizer for Fruit Trees
Advice on saving and spreading wood ashes as a valuable fertilizer for fruit trees. The guidance covers using ashes from wood and brush, applying under peach trees in winter, even on snow, and cautions to keep ashes away from the trunk while distributing them around the root zone to improve bearing and tree health.
Dairying More Profitable Than Most Pursuits
The article argues dairying yields better returns than many vocations. It notes farmers often overlook animal expenses and suggests charging land rent against cows while deducting manure value. With strict accounts, farmers can determine which animals pay and which fail to be self supporting.
Nature guides milking as cows and experts clash
The passage contrasts a farmer’s guard to milk quietly with nature’s method where a calf feeds off the dam. It questions whether natural behavior and expert instructions differ on the proper milking method.
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Bossie
Greatest showing by a young apple orchard reported
J O Marks of Hood river district Oregon made a remarkable display with a two acre Spitzengen orchard first grade fruit yielding $570.75 from 183 boxes No 1 apples. The 150 five year old trees contributed to the strong result with second grade fruit covering all expenses and leaving net profit as stated.
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J. O. Marks
Hood River
Oregon
Spitzenburgs
Milk production: power cows yield 3000 to 12000 pounds yearly
The text notes dairy cows vary from 3000 to 12000 pounds of milk annually. It questions why farmers would keep a cow producing about ten pounds per day for 800 days, implying low-yield cows are uneconomical.
Picking Apples and Early Orange Origins in America
The article discusses apple orchards as profitable ventures when properly managed, warns of frost risk, and notes the San Jose scale remedy using lye soap in cloth bags. It adds that winter apples are in strong demand and recalls Spanish planting of oranges at St. Augustine about 50 years before English settlement.
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San Jose
America
American
St. Augustine
Fla
Pilgrim Fathers Egme
Massachusetts
Drying Corn Myths and Dairy Profit Mixed In Report
A writer warns drying corn alone does not preserve it the germ or plant food. Drying must prevent mold heat or spoilage. Some southern regions keep corn safe with thin spread and dry air. A Connecticut dairyman earned 20 percent on dairy stock. A cow should not be milked within three weeks before calving or during the ninth milking after calving.
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Connecticut
Watch Hanger for Bedside Use with Embroidered Silk
A bedside watch hanger is described. A seven by four inch cardboard base is covered with brocade or silk, padded and satin stitched, then stretched and fixed with sateen backing. Two back rings hang on nails, a gilt top hook attaches to the upper edge, and a silk bag receives the chain and seals when the watch is hung.
Caring for Children's Teeth Urges Annual Dentist Visit
It is wise to take the children to the dentist once a year. Choose the dentist as you would the family doctor and he will advise what is best.
Garden beds kept in straight rows for ease of cultivation
The article argues for straight rows across or along the garden rather than traditional curved beds. It says straight rows facilitate use of seed drills hand cultivators and horse cultivators for easier planting weeding and maintenance.
Bones mixed with ashes to create fertiliser
A simple method describes placing bones in a barrel with an equal amount of wood ashes and keeping them moist. Over a short period the bones turn fine like the ashes and yield a strong fertiliser.
New Ideas in Embroideries Highlight Evening Fashion
Lovely floss silk embroidery appears alone or with silver gold or black threads beads and bugles on luxurious evening wraps gowns and fringes. Heavily sequined black gowns in net and lace with velvet chenille details are fashionable. Embroidered Irish Chantilly and point de Venise lace feature on many black evening gowns.
First Postoffice Scheme Inaugurated About 1464
The first postoffice scheme began as a private venture and was inaugurated around the year 1464. It marks an early effort to organize mail delivery and postal services.
Brown's Bronchial Trachees and a Dentist’s Trade
An OCR fragment notes Brown's Bronchial Traches famed for curing coughs and sore throats and easing bronchitis and asthma. It also mentions a dentist described as a person who finds work for his own teeth by extracting those of others.
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Brown
Piles Cured in 6 to 14 Days with PAZO Ointment
PAZO OINTMENT guarantees to cure itching, burning, bleeding or protruding piles in six to fourteen days or money refunded. The ad asserts the product cures all cases and includes the quote about timely virtuous deeds by Alexander Dow.
Hair Nets That Wear Like Iron and Fit Like a Glove
A new bag shaped hair net uses even elastic distribution and a silk draw thread at the edge. A non detachable pin aids fastening. It is made of human hair and offered in all shades.
Ostrich venture ends with fatal fate and a suicide note
In Bacon Ridge the postmaster notes Jeff Weatherby once bought an ostrich for a farm that died. The scene shifts to Lawton Oklahoma where D R Rankin shot himself, with a dog guarding his body for three weeks.
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Bacon Ridge
Jeff Weatherby
D. R. Rankin
Lawton
Okla
Seafaring Humor Ends With Seasick Pair
George Golden and Casey, famed American humorists, sailed to Europe. Golden recalls Casey’s severe seasickness on day one and failed remedies. Casey groaned he kept only his hands on his stomach. The anecdote prompts laughter from readers of Tit Bits and Everybody's Magazine.
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George Golden
Casey
Europe
Golden
George
Portraits of Census Ruse and Afghan Heritage
A census taker slips a paper to a woman with a misread question about marriage. Princess Henry of Battenberg remains active in London charity work. Afghans are shown as tall brave people with Pashto language roots and a Persian court tongue. New York public schools average 635000 attendees, up 35000 from last year.
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England
Princess Henry of Battenberg
London
Queen Victoria
Princess Henry
Highlands
Amir —Abdur Rahman
New York
Piano order referral offer from Knight Campbell Music Co
A Denver piano dealer advertises a referral program offering $5 in gold for names of friends who place an order. Send full details to Knight Campbell Music Co at 1625 to 1631 California Street, Denver, Colorado.
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Knight-Campbell Music Co
California St
Denver
Colo
Livermore’s Rise From Boston Board to Cotton Riches
Jesse L. Livermore the famed plunger has earned millions on Wall Street and now holds 300000 bales of cotton at age twenty eight. A decade ago he worked marking prices on a Boston broker’s board.
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Jesse L. Livermore
Wall Street
Boston
Veil Fit and Flattery in 1920s Fashion
The article discusses the importance of veils in completing a costume and their effect on youthful appearance. It notes bordered veils emphasize the chin to coiffure line, and stresses adjusting the veil to best suit each face as an art.
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