Weird Item Notes and Quips From Farmington
A column of quirky observations and humorous quips on fashion, vaccines, telephones, Niagara Falls, and public figures. It riffs on science, politics, and daily life with light sarcasm and playful jabs at social norms.
Lion gaze urged to curb brain fog and stress
The piece argues that studying dangerous African animals and locking eyes with a lion can break mental distractions. It presents the gaze as a method to clear thoughts and focus amid mental fatigue.
A New Yorker Urges Ameri can Speech in Pamphlet
A New York patriot issues a pamphlet urging Americans to speak American and use United States as the language name. A hobo in Los Angeles reportedly demands four baths daily from sailors and hints at securing a permanent berth in an asylum.
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Criticism Rises Over New Nickel Design
The new nickel draws sharp ire from critics who deem its design unfriendly while suggesting that allowing a cubist to contribute might have produced an even worse result.
Variety of Cures for a Cold Pleases Patients
A lighthearted note praises the many remedies people try for a cold and notes patients may sample several options before the illness ends.
Bell System Reports $199,200,000 In Gross Receipts
The Bell telephone system announces gross receipts of 199.2 million dollars for a single year, challenging the notion that talk is cheap. This figure highlights the scale of the company’s operations and revenue.
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Bell Telephone System
Eastern divine notes world grows better daily
A prophetic observer says the world improves each day while asking for reflections on the nights. The remark hints at a broad optimism and curiosity about darker hours.
Parisien corsetiere raises spark through father’s income
A fragment suggests a Parisienne corsetiere and her father receive raises. The line notes the father earns at least five thousand dollars per year, hinting at a prosperous family linked to corsetry.
Income of 18000 Rivalry Sparks Housework Burden Joke
A New York woman earning eighteen thousand dollars yearly complains she must help with housework, a remark likely to evoke sympathy only among the wealthy who call themselves the Little Brothers of the Rich.
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New York
Spring buds in millinery debut at $49.98
Cartoonists sketch spring as buds while women’s minds focus on hats priced at $49.98 in the millinery sections. The line emphasizes seasonal fashion and shopper interest in affordable accessories.
Resourceful youth in green hat seeks escape from danger
A resourceful young man wearing a green hat tries to evade a deep danger, shifting his bow from the deck to the side to minimize the threat and gain a safer position.
Plows for the West and the Rise of Mechanical Power
Mechanical plowing expands across western farms with engineered gang plows and moldboard disks. L. W. Ellis notes growing use of engine gang plows on level land, while two furrow and disk plows suit varying soils from sagebrush prairie to volcanic ash.
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L. W. Ellis
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New England
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Proper Feed and Care of the Sow After Farrowing
Agricultural note advises not feeding the sow for about 24 hours after farrowing then introducing a light slop and gradual full feeding over about three weeks. It recommends pasture impact, grain mixes with shorts, cowpeas or soybeans, and emphasizes separate troughs for pigs and sows. It notes pigs begin eating around three weeks, best fed with skimmilk or shorts, and stresses avoiding corn alone and fattening feeds.
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D. T. Gra
Sound advice about sheep breeding and pasture
D. B Phillips notes in Practical Farmer that ewes bred at 16 months can be productive for seven to eight years. One ram can service up to 75 ewes if kept separate, though fewer services yield stronger lambs. Crosses with Downs Leicesters and Cotswolds perform well, rye sown by Harry provides excellent spring pasture, and sheep require care.
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Good Garden Soil Maintains Health and Fertility
Advice on soil care notes that well drained garden earth with decayed matter yields fertilizer benefits without manure banding. Recommends sheep manure for immediate effects whether dug in or applied in drills. Describes liquid manure, bonemeal limits, and cautions on wood ashes due to lye content.
Importance of Breed of Sheep in Breeding and Feeding
The article argues that sheep producers focused on meat and wool must still value breeding. It notes feeders raising their own feeding stock should select high quality ewes and appropriate sizes, as profitable ewe stock requires breeding skill comparable to producing sheep true to type.
Decline in Use of Liquor Among Washington Society Women
The Queen recalls a London diary noting a sharp drop in wine and spirits among the West End and supper crowds. Mrs. John B. Henderson, wife of a former Missouri senator, says Washington society now drinks less, preferring fruit juices and mineral water. Her influence and hygiene trends are cited as fueling the shift.
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Washington
Diplomatic Corps
Do Not Advertise Saloons In Local Promotion
A short opinion argues against towns boosting saloon counts and liquor sales. It notes employers seek sober workers and cites the Battle Creek Enquirer that wet county promotion fails in genuine community advertising and to persuade voters.
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Battle Creek Enquirer
Untold Risks of Alcohol Warned by Sir Thomas BarlempaeiciEn
A historical quote urges safeguarding the young from alcohol by early education on its harms. It argues abstinence is rational self-control, not fanaticism, to spare body and soul from untold risks, addressed to the late King Edward.
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Grand Jury Report on Illinois Liquor Trade
Christian County grand jury reports on liquor business in December revealing its findings and resolutions as recorded in the docket. The document notes actions taken and statements from the session as part of its official proceedings.
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A Soft Answer as a Path to Peace in Public Discourse
A proverb-like reflection notes that a gentle reply can defuse anger and reduce needless arguing, offering a practical approach to heated conversations and conflicts. The emphasis is on restraint over aggressive assertions to maintain civility.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets Feature Ewe Names
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first set Thyaeata and targa ewe and Ady.
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Pierce
Admiring Solicitude and Cuckoo ClockDialogue
A naval expert asks about a new battleship and a businessman admires it yet fears risking such a handsome vessel in battle. The piece shifts to a cottage scene where a cook and Bridget discuss a cuckoo clock and a passenger bird in a humorous exchange.
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