Ballooning and regret through a memory of flight
The passage recalls a balloon ride and a near disaster, with Mayne and Spryng discussing the danger and emotions after the basket fell away. The dialogue contrasts what might have been with reflections on the past and a pivot to recounting a fish catch.
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Mayne
Ben
Gray
Washington Star
Fragile Exchange Over Bulldog Purchase Sparks Debate
A fragment shows a bantering exchange about buying a hundred dollar bulldog to escort a wife on walks. Mr Blunt questions the veil, suggesting saving money by letting her go unveiled.
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Mr. Buggins
Mr. Blunt
The Usual Reason Sermons At Atlantic City Church
The Rev Sydney Goodman and his NG e church at Atlantic City are praised for bright original sermons. A Men’s Church member recalls a beggar sermon where a deacon teases the minister’s wife about why the family asks for money.
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Sydney Goodman
Atlantic City
Pichereas
Goodman
Something Stronger
A fragmented speech scene features Pat debating wind and breath with a listener. The dialogue shifts between garbled phrases and a claim that stronger wind equals stronger breath. The piece reads as a playful linguistic sketch with Irish vernacular tone and comic mishearings.
Inventor plots morning tablet alarm Boon to families
A speculative invention described as tablets that trigger an alarm at a chosen hour. The creator claims five tablets raise the user at 5 AM, six at 6 AM, promising convenience but provoking disbelief from the audience.
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Evfam
Harper's Weekly
Fragmentary Travel Note From a Dated Source
An unclear excerpt describes a passenger journey with lament about slow service and poor accommodations. It mentions a Mrs War Scadds and a passenger who waited for transit on a vessel, referencing a first cabin. The text is garbled but hints at travel hardships and late arrival.
Matrimerink Répartes
Lost scrambled text fragment with no clear events, names, or places readable for a factual summary.
Dropped Coffee Waride on Postum Foection
A Washington physician recalls a year of periodical headaches growing into near-constant agony. He describes symptoms including sallow skin constipation irritability sleeplessness memory trouble tremors and confused thoughts. After switching from coffee to Postum his condition improved.
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Wash
D. C
Bed Bound for Months Doctor's Conquest
Meope Abaendonid, after physicians said no cure, recovered from four months bedridden illness with Dean's Kidney Pills. Mrs Enos Shearer of Centraire Washington says she slept, her limbs no longer swollen, and gained strength after using the remedy. Sold by dealers for 60 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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Enos Shearer
Yew
Washington Sta., Centraire
Wash
Dean
Af Dealera
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Prayer For Relief From Bathtub Flood
A suburban five year old Bobby floods a tub by turning on both taps with the stopper in place. He cannot stop the flow and prays for help. His sister, passing by, turns off the water and saves him from a dangerous overflow.
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Bobby
One on the Doctor
Dr. Arthur T. Holbrook recounts a tale about a man named Evans who dies and seeks heaven. At the gates St. Peter checks the records and finds Evans was not expected for 20 years and asks which doctor helped him, prompting the punchline.
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Arthur T. Holbrook
Evans
Pearly Gates
St. Peter
John Evans
Guardian of the Gate
Milwaukee Free Press
Where the Urchin Scored in a Busy Street Scene
A busy man halts before an office, leaps from his carriage, and confronts an eager urchin who asks to hold the horse. The man insists the horse will not run away and dismisses the fear as the boy frets about a possible fall.
Carriage to Mateh.
A fragment discusses Miss Gadabout asking about an electric carriage or runabout. The dialogue suggests advising her to choose something fitting for a runabout as noted in Baltimore Americas.
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Mateh
Borrowed words and the art of quotation in writing
A illustrated essay on using borrowed lines to enrich prose. It warns against vanity in quoting and urges borrowing wisely from poets and authors, noting that many great ideas gain value when echoed by others. It cites Shakespeare Emerson Milton Homer and others to underscore the value of well-woven quotation.
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John Milton
Emerson
Shakespeare
James Pott & Co
Lim Jacklin on Women Reformers and Readings
Lim Jacklin and his wife debate women reformers and writers as he muses on gender roles. He recalls Patsy Page and love powders, laments men’s failures, and argues that mothers and loving care surpass grand speeches, ending with a sly nod to Ople Read.
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Lim Jacklin
Samson
Patsy Page
Fatea
Cleaning and brightening with simple domestic tweaks
Practical tips for cleaning downy fowl and brightening faded carpets. Use dry brushing on fowl with a light touch to avoid damage. Wipe dusty carpets with a cloth dampened with gasoline to lift dust and restore brightness while protecting edges from moths.
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Rosin
A Woman's Duty and Fashion Advice From Old Newspapers
A column discusses a woman's duty to keep up with fashion while avoiding waste, urging prudent expenditures and maintaining dignity. It includes an anecdote on Judge Gillette and a sheriff's misheard arrest, illustrating old-fashioned courtroom humor.
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Gillette
Danny Flannigan
Jake Jenkins
Illustrated Sunday Magazine
Itching Humor On Boy Cured In Four Days By Cuticura
Mrs. Frank Donahue reports a severe itchy skin outbreak on her son spreading from his hands to his body. She used Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment nightly and notes a full cure in four days, crediting the remedies for relief and recovery.
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Mody
Frank Donahue
Fremont
Kokomo
Ind
The Candy Girl Sends Poetry Beguilement Back
A sentimental suitor mails a seasonable verse book to win a heart. He writes a line about imparting poetry to win her, but she replies with a witty rebuke asking for fudge instead, dismissing the poetry ploy.
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Lady Fair
Will and Ball Game Interruption in Lawyer’s Office
A lawyer drafts En peck s will with a condition that the wife marry within a year to test the mourner’s regret. The office quiets as the attorney delays, the boy interrupts about a ball game, and Mr Spotcash contemplates a postponed meeting. A jumble of ad like lines follows including a syrup warning and odd maxims.
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Enpeck
William
Spotcash
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