Eugene Weekly Guard's Quirky Daily Echoes
A fragment from Eugene Weekly Guard Oregon quotes assorted droll opinions and observations. It lampoons authority and politics, jokes about Brutus and Iceland, notes job prospects in the Philippines, boxing in Cuba, a failed suicide bid amid marriage offers, and a Brooklyn preacher with police roots.
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Fragmentary prose reflects social issues and personal morality with references to murder prevention, metric system debate, the booming summer hotel industry, and changing tastes in wall quotes inspired by Robert Louis Stevenson. The piece weaves cultural critique with anecdotal observations on progress and comportment.
The Housewife and the Universal Provider Debate
A 19th century column argues the housewife could vanish as home cooking shifts to a universal provider. It notes Madame Schmal’s advocacy for woman’s rights in France, doubts about a kitchenless home, and questions whether such a change would improve society or happiness. It also discusses Americans abroad learning foreign tipping and pricing while Sherlock Holmes, Jr. demonstrates deduction in a humorous tale about an umbrella and a blind man.
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Madame Henri Schmal
Madame Schmal
France
Madame Schmall
England
London
Europe
Sherlock Holmes, Jr
Sherlock
Whatson
Holmes
Tie
Paradise Road
Ohio
Chicago Record-Herald
Why They Don’t Have Gout in the South
A writer argues Southerners rarely suffer gout in the lower limbs. He jokes that when a site is raised for relief the foot remains elevated by habit, and that Southern feet stay small while English feet stay planted. The piece satirically contrasts regional habits with gout.
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New York
Iressa
The Lost Play and Pacific Island Mockery
ABritish ship reports a Solomon Islands incident over a flag linked to a wife wearing a Union Jack outfit. The scene raises questions on empire and trade. A school appearance of a rote speaker drew laughter from Atchison children as they mocked his prepared speech.
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Ringdove
Solomon Group
Pacific
British Columbia
Pacific Islands
Woman’s steak burn sparks floral apology on plate
A woman burns the steak and believes presenting a flower or lake themed bead ornamented plate serves as apology enough for any man. The gesture hints at unconventional romance and social expectations surrounding contrition in domestic settings.
Saved by His Wit West Point Cadet Avoided Deficient Rating
A West Point cadet who funked during a final exam near graduation faced a mock defection to blues. An officer on guard tested the cadet on a dark rainy night to probe his nerve and wit, a test that altered his fate. The tale highlights cool nerve and quick wit as decisive in a trying moment.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Washington
West Pointer
Philippines
New York Journal
West Point
Governor's Island
Mistral Narrates First Meeting Of Parents In Alpine Tale
Frederic Mistral the Provenca poet tells how his father Francois Mistral met his mother Delalde Poulinet in Maillane during a wheat harvest. He notes Delalde, daughter of the Maire, gleaned with other girls and described their romance leading to their marriage and his birth six months later.
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Frederic Mistral
Ruth
Boaz
Mistral
Malllane
Alps
Maitre Francois Mistral
Maitre Francois
Etienne Poulinet
Maire
Maillane
Delalde
Maitre
Maltre Irancois
Maltre Poulinet
Delaide
Catching Tigers With a Novel Trap Method in Sumatra
A new Sumatra method uses a nine by four foot wooden enclosure near a tiger lair with a dog lure. A concealed steel spring trap grips the paw once the tiger steps onto a platform, holding the animal while nearby workers kill or cage it. The dog remains tethered until the trap is sprung, then released, with the trap sensitive to even a dog’s touch.
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Sumatra
London Telegraph
Firm Named After Dead Founders Proves Obsolete Practice
A New York Evening Post story mocks the habit of keeping a firm’s business name after founders die or disappear. A canvasser asks for Mr M then Mr N and finally Mr O, only to learn each is gone. The clerk suggests updating the firm name.
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New York Evening Post
Lnwyersa
Mr. O
Europe
The Doctor's Pilemma Chapter XIII and XIV
Dr Martin Dobree confronts a mysterious visitor in Guernsey, learns a hoped for marriage plan may hinge on Julia and his mother, and reconciles with Olivia during a Sark crossing as he faces future separation and duty. The encounter with a bold stranger deepens Olivia’s mystery while Julia hints at hopeful betrothal before a sudden family tension erupts.
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Julia
Martin Dobree
England
Guernsey
Rose Villa
Vauvert Road
Tam
Jersey
Dr. Martin
Olivia
Florence
Sam
Southampton
Martin
Kate Daltrey
Sark
Hanna
Dobree Askey
Peta
Eva
Christine
Wense
Lonn
Tardis
Blah
Particu
Goullot Caves
Thread Types in Surgery Through the Ages
A historical note describes varied surgical threads such as kangaroo tendons silk and silver wire used to close wounds. It explains duration before breakage with kangaroo tendons lasting about four weeks silk up to six months and silver wire being nearly indestructible. It also mentions specialized needles including spear like tips and bayonet points for different wound segments.
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Bodkins
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Cuba
Japan
Brooklyn
Lkely
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Hotel Gazette
New York State
Atlantic City
Robert Louis Stevenson and
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Chicago
Doyle
Atchison
Cambridge University
Pilemma
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Granville
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