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Newspaper

Eugene Weekly Guard

Location

Eugene, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Oct 26, 1901

Page

12

Catarrh cure promoted by F J Cheney Company

Philadelphia Press mentions catarrh as a constitutional disease and promotes Hall's Catarrh Cure from F J Cheney & Co Toledo Ohio. Claims cure with doses and offers testimonials, a guaranteed not to fail promise. Also advertises Hall's Family Pills and a money back if not cured.

F. J. Cheney & Co Toledo Ohio Ad. F. J. Cheney & CO Drugetsts Hall

Senator's Letters Spark Gentle Remonstrance At Fair

In a Baltimore American writerly aside a fair young woman rebukes watchers for admiring a sentimental youth's letters. The quip notes he writes with a fountain pen, a detail that softens the scene and adds period flavor to a social exchange.

Baltimore American

Not a Vielest Purge Reveals Odd Candy History

Fragmentary OCR notes describe a bizarre historical claim about a cannon-ball pill and a shift to a fragrant milky candy named Cathhartic, with scattered references to druggists and places. The readable terms hint at a public health or patent context and local commercial actors.

Playwright and critic spar over a rushed finale

A playwright asks how the finale landed with the first night audience. The responder says they missed the ending, noting they arrived late. They then clarify they left too early, not late, shaping a terse exchange about timing and reception.

Garfield ta herb cure touted in Philadelphia Times item

In Brookline New York on October 14 a Philadelphia Times clipping claims Garfield ta herb cure is a liver kidney stomach and bowel remedy that purifies blood and lays the foundation for health, noting its suggested value.

First Scientist and Second Scientist Puzzle Amateurs

Two scientists debate a puzzling case in a dialogue printed in the Baltimore American. The exchange suggests a perplexing mystery that challenges an amateur observer.

Baltimore

Harris and Hamlin's Wizard Oil Referenced in Exchange

Fragmentary dialogue shows Harris confronting a liar with uck and a Boston Tran script. The speaker notes arrest risk and mentions Hamlin's Wizard Oil sold by druggists as a notable reference in the overheard exchange.

Engagement Rumor Supposed Quiet, Secret Plan Revealed

Edith-Ferdy announces engagement after a month of secrecy. Neighbors misread signals fearing gambler tendencies about her fiancé, yet the couple confirms legitimate plans and happiness despite gossip surrounding public appearances.

Teething Troubles and Odd Pigeon Exchange

A Philadelphia Press item notes Mothers will find Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup best for teething children. A humorous pair discuss an irate sparrow and a pigeon over corn, calling the bird a small hot bird in a playful exchange.

Philadelphia Press Mrs. Winslow

No, Doctor I won’t wear plain spectacles

A Philadelphia Press quip contrasts a man’s pride in not wearing plain glasses with a preference for goggles. The exchange pokes fun at fashion and practicality, suggesting a humorous view of eyewear choices.

Philadelphia Press

Glory and memory circle Cuba in Santi show

A brief clash of pride and loss unfolds as memories drift across Cuba and back, marking an American presence in Santiago with retrospective echoes of a victorious journey and the toll it takes on recollection.

Santico Cuba Delti

Portland Bargains Tailor Goods at Morrison

Portland dealer John Poole advertises Roggies l ions Wintmilla and Machinery with bargains in Boilere and Fagines Pompe and general goods before buyers shop.

John Poole Portland Oregon Boilere

Merits of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters Praised

A historical notice highlights widespread endorsement of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as a life saver. It claims to cure dyspepsia nervousness and liver and kidney troubles and notes extensive use and praise over fifty years by many people.

Ian Fre Hany Sivans

Bound to Sell Hair Restorer Gag Turns On Customer Refusal

A humorous exchange in which a barber pitches a hair restorer and the customer refuses, preferring baldness. The quick quip highlights sales push and the trader's persistence in a light, period-voice exchange.

Pension Bickford Replies In Washington Case

A fragment from the Cleveland Plain Dealer notes a pension case in Washington involving Bickford with prosecutors’ charges cited. The text mocks a daytime sleeping dog barking at night and captions a "Chinese dog" remark as a cultural joke.

China Cleveland Plain Dealer

Tommy and grandma humor in a vintage caption

A comic exchange shows Tommy asking grandma to remove her glasses for cake while she reads a spoof ad for Dr Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. The Detroit Journal excerpt blends humor and a political quip about removing money from politics, with a quoted legislator defending his actions.

Detroit Journal

Garfield Headache Powders touted for nervous women

Philadelphia Press notes the remedy for headaches claims quick, complete relief. It promotes Garfield Headache Powders as specially suited to nervous women, with a light jab at a wealthy but brainless man referenced in a casual dialogue.

Brooxlus N. Y

Costigan and Madigan clash over language in Catholic Standard and Times

The Catholic Standard and Times records a lively exchange where Costigan argues a point about English usage and Madigan insists on confidence in their stance. The dialogue is colored by humor and a candid tone reflecting local concerns.

Costigan Madigan Catholic Standard and Times

Accent and slang in a Chicago Herald quip

A French traveler humorously imitates English slang as he asks about a roundsman and the term skewaire. The exchange highlights language mispronunciations and regional humor from a Chicago Herald clip.

Chicago Herald

Cure for Coughs and Colds Endorsed by Joan Borer

Trinity Springs resident Joan F. Borer of Indiana offers Piso's Cure for Consumption as a remedy for coughs and colds in a 1900 letter dating February 15. The product is touted through her testimonial as effective.

Joan F. Borer Trinity Springs Ind

Magnanimity in a Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph anecdote

The account recalls an evening scene where a stern father mildens his reproach to his young son. Later the child offers a bargain to grant a favor, promising to pardon the whipping if his father complies. The anecdote reflects domestic humor and parental authority in a small-town setting.

Emsworth James Pittsburg

Worn by Passing Coins

A New York Mail and Express essay describes a cashier window worn smooth by coins. The author notes a deep elongated cavity in the wood at the L stations on the Sixth Avenue line, showing constant coin exchange at 42nd, 38th, 23rd, and 14th streets.

Coina 14Th Street 6Th Avenue Road New York Mall Express

Recent Judicial Decisions From Nebraska and Nearby States

Supreme Court of Nebraska rules land acquired under homestead laws not liable for patentees debts incurred before patent. Other rulings cover damages for injury earnings in Wallace v Pennsylvania Railroad, representative settlement of a deceased’s action in Foot v Great Northern, Missouri nominating process intact unless fraud or improper party usage shown, Reiger v Worth on damages for failed seed rice, and Bedell v Harline Bank on bank collection delays causing liability for the payee.

United States Supreme Court of Nebraska Jackett Va. Bower N. W Pennsylvania Railroad Company L. BR. A Foot Great Northern Railroad Company Minn Missouri State Central Committee Supreme Court State Vs. Crittenden S. W Reiger Vs. Worth Company N. C Nebraska Bedell Vs. Harfine Bank

Curious Deed on File in Northumberland County

The Sunbury Republican notes a deed dated October 0 1705 in Northumberland County Pennsylvania. The document traces land ownership from the creation of humanity to modern ownership through a lengthy series of asser tions using archaic references to Adam and Eve and the earth as the land.

Northumberland County Pennsylvania Sunbury Republican Parole Liverey Selzin Earth

Lengthy musings and jokes on wit and work ethic

The excerpt mixes humorous quotes about a man named Hiness and arithmetic jest about his life span and work, a boast about a well equipped stable, and a flippant dialogue on paying compliments. It includes a Philadelphia record quote and a cartoonish exchange ending with a judge remark.

Elocution Talent Noted by Principal and Farmer Reply

In a playful exchange, principal Mosshachker praises the academy’s daughter for elocution talent while farmer Hornback warns not to take it too seriously, joking that she may outgrow it.

Farmer Mosshachker Academy Farmer Hornback Wa-al Enoch Puck

Child traces path to golf stardom in father's praise

A Washington Star snippet recalls a proud father predicting a future golf star. He notes teaching the child to walk when the youngster suddenly toeed in as if preparing to drive, signaling early talent and a confident eye for the sport.

Washington Star

Dress Pattern Pending Alteration Question

A dialogue notes a customer asking if a dress pattern ordered yesterday has been cut. The shopworker replies the pattern hasn’t been altered yet as the customer has not visited to change their mind. The exchange reflects routine fitting and alteration steps in a dressmaking shop.

Continuous Performance Quips About Death and War

A Philadelphia remark riffs on mortality noting no man dies more than once while recalling a Civil War figure said to die "heart" every year. The exchange blends dark humor with history, highlighting enduring jokes about memory and loss.

Philadelphia

In the Blood Resolution Prompt in Glasgow Humor

In the Glasgow Evening Times a brief comic exchange follows Jack resolving to give up drinking and wrongdoing while Tom mockingly bets he will not keep the pledge. The dialogue captures a light ribbing between friends over a vow and temptation.

Jack Tom Glasgow Evening Times

Now Johnny’s mother begs boy to behave in church

In a Chicago Tribune quote a mother tells Johnny to act like a good boy as they head to church. He protests he does not know what a good boy is.

Johnny Chicago Tribune

Conversation on Heaven Dress Sparks Quiet Wit

A brief exchange between Wile and John features a quip about clothing in heaven. Wile muses on attire there, and John answers that many will likely wear surprised looks, delivering a light, humorous moment.

John

Bear Shot on Hunting Trip Claims Record Size

Jed describes returning hunter Chollomy who says he shot the biggest bear on record. Ned questions the claim noting only a very large bear would justify the shot.

Jed Ned

Old Lady Questions Lawyer's Deathbed Truth in Verse

A fragment from Tit Bits shows an elderly woman reacting to the notion a lawyer lies even at death. Her quip suggests skepticism about truth in final moments and legal deception. This compact nugget reflects humorous moral wit typical of late 19th century periodicals.

Tommy and cat tail pulling mischief in Tit-Bita

A brief Tit-Bita gag features Tommy insisting he merely holds a cat tail while others pull it. The exchange mirrors a playful domestic scene with a humorous twist.

Tommy

Miss Dash Club Aims To Revise Local Ads For Style

An advance in art notes Miss Dash asks what the club is doing to beautify the city. She says the group works to persuade clothing houses to use the word trousers in advertisements rather than pants.

Miss Dash Detroit Free Press

Mermaids Highlight Sea Leg Oddity in Philadelphia Record

A quirky dialogue notes mermaids as the oddball topic, remarking on their sea legs and strange behavior, as recounted in the Philadelphia Record. The excerpt blends humorous musings with maritime myth in a period-appropriate voice.

Blobbs The Mermaids Philadelphia Record

Little Boy and Uncle Learn a Small Lesson

A short Indianapolis Sun item narrates a tale of a boy and his good uncle who shares ten cents. The story highlights generosity and simple exchange, reflecting a moral about small acts of kindness from family.

Tommy Indianapolia Sun

Division of Caramels Cited by Puck Juvenile

A brief quotation from Puck humorously recalls a child’s attempt to divide five caramels with his younger sister. The exchange ends with the boy admitting he guessed at the split to avoid an even result.

Dickie Puck

Her Good Management in Quiet Family Dialog

Fragmentary dialogue shows Agnes and Ferdy debating readiness and intention, with Agnes insisting Ferdy planned to prepare while he initially denied. The exchange hints at expectations of prudent planning and anticipated responsibility.

Agnes Ferdy Ether

Bride reveals husband salary matches claim

In a Chicago Record-Herald note, a bride remarried says she has learned one surprising fact about her husband. Her friends nearby whisper to ask what it is, and she answers that his salary is exactly as large as he had told her.

Chicago Record- Herald

Denial from Senator Sorglum over betrayed trust claim

Indignant declaration quoted from the Washington Star shows Senator Sorglum angrily denying a charge of betraying trust. He asserts long standing support since funding his campaign years ago in a melodramatic exchange.

Senator Sorghum Washington Star

Miss Swagger and Warble in Choir Hat Debate

A playful exchange between Miss Swagger and Miss Warble over inclusion in a choir. Mr Basso questions the ban, and Miss Swagger notes the issue is her last year's hat altered in Ohio, reflecting lighthearted local mischief from the Ohio State Journal.

Miss Swagger Ohio State Journal

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