Various Cues of Satire and History in Eugene Weekly
A collage of witty anecdotes and opinions touching politics, exploration, gender roles, science, and culture. Bits on Roosevelt and Cleveland, Peary, and a humorous note on a royal coronation. The piece blends quotes, quips, and reflections from late 19th or early 20th century discourse.
Wealth and street life in a turn of the century witness
A reflective piece contrasts counterfeit glitter with true beauty and moral judgment, tracing the tramp problem, debt, and social optics. It weighs professional vagabonds against the deserving and critiques luxury living versus restraint, illustrated by a window-side umbrella gossip tableau.
Roosevelt recalls gift of deadly theater props
Vice President Roosevelt recounts when he was Governor of New York receiving a large express package addressed to His Excellency the Governor Albany. Inside were axes daggers and blunderbusses, later learned as theatrical paraphernalia for His Excellency the Governor company.
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New York
Albany
N. Y
Governor’ Company
New York Tribune
Half Penny Shortage Creates New Dutch Merchants
An Amsterdam correspondent reports a shortage of the 244 cent half penny in Holland due to widespread use of automatic gas meters. The Netherlands prime copper coin, the half penny, is vanishing from daily use as gas meters absorb coins. Mint policy does not ease the shortage, and dealers sell the scarce coins at a ten percent premium, one penny for every twenty coins.
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Holland
Amsterdam
Netherlands
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Krupp Income Declared At Million Pound Scale
Karen Krupp, head of the great gun works, declares annual income for taxation at £1,000,000. The fortune is valued at 0D with 8 employees at the Krupp works, including 5,000 workmen and 15,000 clerks. Poets are born, but verse writers grow of their own accord.
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Kerr Krupp
Karen Krupp
Great Gun Works
Krupp Works
Ice Cake Misadventure Off Nome Ends In Shore Reach
Evelyn Buss narrates a Nome Alaska voyage where a party of travelers are carried out to sea on a patch of ice. Audrey Bell Charles Hagelin Eric Johnston and Buss drift for four days amid freezing conditions using sleds dogs and improvised shelter before reaching shore six miles away after signaling bonfires and cold winds.
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Eric Johnston
Nome
Eric Johnaston
W. F. Austin
Bluff City
Austin
Miss Bell
Johnston
Hagelin
Recent Inventions Show New Tire, Postage, Snow Melt Ideas
A note of innovative devices describes ball bearings inside stationary pneumatic tires to cushion loads, a pencil attachment with a pivoted scale for weighing letters, a Brooklyn snow melting machine with multiple furnaces and a conveyor elevator, an oil burner with a central atomizer for cheaper furnace fuel, and an electric appointment clock that rings until set for the next time.
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Brooklyn
Beach welcome after ice cracking voyage
The narrator recalls fearing the ice would fail as they drifted, covering their head in anticipation. A cry announced they were on the beach, revealing a boy crying with joy and Mr. Chisman, Choohook road-house keeper, arriving with an Indian companion to greet them.
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Mr. Chisman
Choohook
Statue of Columbus From Junk Yard Craft Reaches Central City
A brass founder in New York recycles a Gambrians statue into a Columbus likeness for a Central American city. The craftsman swapped keg feet for an anchor, globe in hand, laurel replaces hops, and added the name Christoforo Colombe. The altered sculpture ships to adorn the public square.
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New York
Central America
Christopher Columbus
Gambrinus
Columbus
Christoforo Colombe
New York Times
The Woman Drummer Finds Peculiar Perquisites
A female traveling salesman recounts her first Western experience selling goods. At a hotel, after settling her bill, the owner offered drinks and even a cigarette. He finally pressed gum as a parting gift, a gesture she accepted with good humor, noting the humorous perquisites she gains as a woman in travel sales.
Distance dulls view of the almighty dollar says press
The Philadelphia Press quips that distance doesn’t improve judgment about money. It notes that men with loose habits are rarely seen as refined, suggesting a sharp edge to social commentary on virtue and wealth.
Julia Chooses Captain Carey Over Martin in Affair
Martin confronts Johanna about her sister Julia’s feelings while Julia and Captain Carey grow closer. Martin releases Julia from any promise and vows to remain single as he watches her choose a new life with Carey. Anxious bystanders note the shifting romantic ties amid social pressures.
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Johanna
Julia
Captain Carey
Careys
the Vale
Olivia
Tardif
Jack
John Senior
Bevet
Unveiling Olivia's Death and a Bachelor’s Dilemma
Dr Martin Dobree confronts a murky past as Olivia Foster’s death is questioned by her former husband Richard Foster and Carry. Evidence appears to prove Olivia’s death and a marriage, while Julia urges Martin toward companionship, prompting a plan to wed and break his bachelor exile.
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Mr. Foster
Olivia
Kate
J. Jones
Olivia Foster
Fr. Jones
Foster
Job
Melbourne
Paris
Olivia Dead After Shocking Marriage Twist
Mar tin learns Olivia has died and Jack reacts with shock as they face the grim news. The two old friends recall Olivia and the missing proof behind her husband’s presumed motive, hinting at a broader scandal.
Great Krakatoa Explosion, Dr Aaron Calls It World’s Strongest
Dr Eugene Murray Aaron describes Krakatoa’s 1883 eruption as the greatest explosion in modern times. He asserts it surpasses all previous manifestations of power in science, noting a global shock wave circumnavigating the globe and air disturbances seen far away.
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Eugene Murray Aaron
Krakatoa
Tod
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