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Newspaper

Eugene Weekly Guard

Location

Eugene, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Nov 09, 1901

Page

10

Hood's Sarsaparilla Aids Back Pain Sufferer

A Sycamore Newfoundland man J L Campbell reports long backache and weak kidneys from sickness and worry. After taking Hood's Sarsaparilla he became well and strong, free from pain, crediting the remedy for his recovery and for helping others with similar symptoms.

J. L. Campbell Sycamore, NL Hood

Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises and Keeps Cure Claim

An advertisement asserts Hood's Sarsaparilla can cure and fulfill its promise. It urges readers to begin treatment immediately with Hood's today, highlighting early action and confidence in the product.

Hood's

Suspense and a dime in Paris cafe menu tease

A condemned man laments to a young friend who claims to know torture. The youth recalls quietly sitting with a single dime while his beloved reads a Paris cafe menu, a wry image of restraint and longing voiced in Chicago News.

Chicago News

Garfield Tea Promises Cure For Constipation And Headache

A vintage ad sketch mixes gossip with claims for Garfield Tea touted as the best family remedy. It notes cures for nervous fit and headaches, promises free trial bottles, and lists Philadelphia and Brooklyn origins amid sensational testimonials.

Brooklyn N. Y Garfeld Garfield

Hidden Marriage Revealed After Card Party Quarrel

A Detroit Free Press item notes a couple had married a year before anyone suspected. Their secret surfaced by accident during a card party when their argument exposed the union, shocking attendees. The brief item mentions a tobacco or balm product and a Tenn company in fragmentary text.

Detroit Free Press

Strange Music From A Soldier Playing On His Foot

From the pagoda of the late Prince Li Sam we heard eerie strains. The guide explains the melody comes from a soldier who is playfully tapping with his foot, creating a curious and unusual rhythm for listeners.

Li Sam Baltimore

Have you hay fever quote gags in playful panel

A lighthearted cartoon quip contrasts hay fever with new tech in a comic line. It riffs that the speaker has the electric fan sniffles, joking about seasonal allergies in a humorous daily strip style.

Puck

Disagreeable Character Affects Katharine and Margaret

Katharine detests Mr Tiffington for always calling when not expected and never arriving. Margaret questions why Katharine dislikes him, suggesting his habit defines him as unreliable.

Katharine

Smiths Handicap and Port Morale School Notes

A humorous column recalls next Sunday’s pulpit guest Rev Mr Smith and a comic exchange about callers and reception. It notes high costs of schooling in Porto Rico yet asserts education as essential and promotes Hoscetter's Stomach Bitters for various ailments. The piece ends with a misprinted line about a private die stagup near a bottle.

Brethren and Sisters Mr. Smith Porto Rico

Hall's Catarrh Core and Family Pills Advertisement

An old advertisement claims catarrh is a constitutional disease requiring constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Core by F J Cheney & Co Toledo is marketed as the remedy with internal doses and a money back promise. Also promotes Hall's Family Pills and urges readers to request circulars and testimonials.

Hall F. J. Cheney & Co Toledo Ohio Ad Drees Drugetsts

Teething Remedy Ad Sparks Early 1900s Talk

A Baltimore quote recalls a pale gentleman and a bold request for a feature on frugal living. An unrelated line promotes Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup as the best teething remedy for children, reflecting era advertising.

Mrs. Winslow

Pises Cure for Consumption Advertised in Ocean Grove

A Baltimore American snippet from Ocean Grove New Jersey dated February 17 quotes Dr Youngan and Mr Oldun debating access to the sick room. It mentions Pise s Cure for Consumption as an infallible medicine for coughs and colds.

Pise N. W. Save Ocean Grove N. J

Rasin Kane Oh Wedding March Echoes Ten Years On

Dialogue notes a couple recalling their wedding march from ten years ago as they remember their long union and ongoing journey together. The exchange highlights shared memories and a playful nod to enduring partnership.

Rasin Kane Rasin Raisin Kane

Columbus World Round Theory Questioned by Discovery

In a quip from the Boston Transcript a teacher asks what led Columbus to claim a round earth and a student retorts that his journeys showed the world was not square, reflecting playful debate on early globe concepts.

Columbus Boston Transcript

New York Sells 87 Carriage Horses At Record Average

New York dealers auctioned eighty seven carriage horses recently for an average price above one thousand dollars each. The sale reflects strong demand and活tends the local horse market.

New York

Trans Siberian Railway Seen as World Shaping Drive

A long, formal piece extols the Trans Siberian Railway as a state funded project with vast strategic aims for the Russian empire. It argues the line will link Europe and Asia, alter global power, and outpace rival nations through geography rather than profit.

Russian East Asia Russia Great Britain Germany Globe New York San Francisco Alexandria Cape Tno China Russian Siberia Russian Turkestan National Geographic News

Teachers Troubles the Hard Work Wears Down a Wisconsin Teacher

Miss Mary K. Powers of Ellsworth Wisconsin describes how heavy teaching duties wore her down in 1898, causing nervousness and fatigue. After taking Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People she recovered within a week and completed three boxes, praising the remedy for restoring energy and blood health.

Mina Mary K. Powers Ellsworth Wis Dr. Williams Juneau Wisconsin Dr. Williams Medicine Co Schenectady N. Y

Phrase on listening and grammar in classroom rebuke

A classroom exchange warns Johnnie never to interrupt a speaker even to correct bad grammar such as don't. The brief line emphasizes respectful listening and proper speech.

Johnnie Mat

Stray Stories Quip Acknowledges Humorous Monkey Origin

In a witty exchange from Stray Stories a speaker accuses another of claiming human origins from a monkey. The professor responds with dry humor noting the monkey would be charming. The brief comic bit showcases a playful debate on evolution.

Tax Talk Turns Sour on Husband’s Worth Joke

A tax collector asks Mrs Wise how much her husband is worth. She cites a jury award of 2000 dollars for a finger loss and says, proportionally the rest of him would be worth about 500 times as much. The exchange lampoons financial judgments and shows humor from Chicago News and Punch.

Clever patent man Sharpley touts freckle cure

In an Ohio State Journal quip style brief a man named Sharpley is praised as a clever patent medicine advertiser. The piece notes he claims his new magic freckle cure has sun signaling efficacy.

Jester Sharpley Jimson The Sun Ohio State Journal

Block houses rise to guard South African rail lines

General Kitchener ordered the construction of a defensive line of block houses in South Africa. A chain stretching 180 miles was completed in a fortnight as crews rapidly raised the fortifications to secure railway corridors during the campaign.

South Africa Kitchener

Last Birkenhead survivor dies in Liverpool

J. Johnson, the final living link to the Birkenhead disaster, died in Liverpool. The troopship foundered in Simon's Bay in February 1852 with only 184 of 638 crew and troops reaching shore as soldiers stood at attention on deck.

J. Johnson Liverpool Birkenhead Simon's Bay

Living on the edge of the world’s notice

A humorous exchange between two characters, Plodding Pete and Meandering Mike, in a Washington Star style quip. They debate how to earn a living and prove they are alive, concluding the effort would be too much trouble. The dialogue captures a light, folksy tone with a Yank editorial voice.

Mike Pete Washington Star

Chicago Lake Front Then and Now Recounts Growth

An Illinois resident extols Chicago’s rapid development along the lake front, noting how the shoreline once extended inland and joking that the city is making history as fast as it is making geography while a visitor remains unimpressed.

Illinois Lake Front Chicago

Telephonic Earth Transmission Allegedly Demonstrated

Col Pilsoduski of the Russian army is said to have transmitted a telegram without a wire by using the earth’s conductivity. Reportedly an air signal of fifty yards could enable a ground transmission of 550 yards, suggesting a new range for wireless-like messaging through soil.

Col. Pilsoduski

Japanese Market Eases Into Homes for Wares and Meals

In Japan, the higher class ladies receive market offerings at their doors as dealers deliver fish meat and produce. Households begin with morning laundry, then garments are starched and laid to dry in sunshine. Even rich women make their own clothes, practicing economical dressmaking.

Japan Tila

Codfish Ball Banter Echoes From Old Chicago Tale

A Chicago Herald fragment recalls family meals with codfish balls, joking about boneless versions and past choking mishaps. The quip centers on David and his mother, drawing a humorous contrast between then and now.

David Chicago Herald

Smithers Rumor Matches Wild Fish Story in Stray Tales

A yarn about a remarkable fish tale told by Smithers is recounted, with another character questioning its truth and Smithers insisting he believed it. The exchange captures the lighthearted tone of Stray Stories as characters compare stories and claim believability.

Original surrender tree of Santiago yields vast souvenir items

Souvenir collectors are told 100 large tables six dozen chairs twelve dozen work boxes 11 desks 24 dozen knife handles 24 dozen cigar cases 100 dozen umbrella handles and over 10000 pen holders have been made from the sole original surrender tree of Santiago, and the tree remains largely intact.

Santiago New York World

Coincidence Behind Reformers’ Wealth or Want

A dialogue cites the Washington Star noting sensational reformers often come from extreme means, either exceedingly rich or utterly impoverished. The exchange frames wealth as a possible driver or obstacle to reform, hinting at motive and social context.

Washington Star

Repairing the pane after a daughter’s note

Tid Bits recounts a street exchange where Tuner is summoned to fix a pane and learns three strings are broken. Mr. Binks offers five shillings for the tuner to also break the rest, signaling a sly bargain and a humorous mischief moment.

Mr. Binks

Willie and Susie clash over spilled milk in Bible land play

A fragment recalls a dispute between Willie and Susie about spilled milk and playing in a scene described as Canaan the promised land, with emotional reproach and biblical metaphor.

Willie Susie Canaan the Promised Land

Five-Shilling Piece Found in Church Box

A Cassella Journal item reports a stranger in church and a five-shilling coin found in the collection plate. The exchange includes a joking response about the stranger’s appearance.

Cassella Journal

Jenkins Book on Succeeding Sparks Curiosity

A reader quotes remarks about Jenkins new title How to Succeed. Skeptics note past failures and question whether the book will prove successful. The exchange hints at public doubt surrounding the author’s claims.

Jenkins

First Fire Engine Arrives in New York in 1721

The first fire engine used in this country was imported from England to New York in 1721, marking an early milestone in municipal firefighting capabilities.

England New York

Widow Figures and Sweet Looks Under 30 Pound Limit

A fragment notes widows under a 30 pound limit imagining a pathetic figure in black while many young women who appear sweet do not truly feel that way, suggesting social perceptions of widows and attractiveness in a constrained context.

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