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Newspaper

Eugene Weekly Guard

Location

Eugene, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Mar 22, 1902

Page

10

Generous Butchers and Teething Syrup Ads Collide

Humorous bits show a generous butcher gifting larger roasts, a teething syrup pitch from Mrs Winslow, and Allen’s Foot-Ease ad. Includes jokes about cursing a scoundrel by telephone and a man buying a state game laws compendium for proper hunting season compliance.

Fixed iron in liver links to dark hair color findings

M Floresco reports to Paris Academy of Sciences a fixed relation between hepatic iron and skin hair color in animals, with dark-haired subjects showing roughly double the iron. Campbell notes sun corona arises from ejected solar matter. mean sun temp near 6200C. Van Hise doubts deep ore deposits, citing shallow, water-formed pockets. Yukon trappers pursue winter fur, chasing black fox valued at 200-300 dollars, silver-gray foxes 100-200 dollars, bears 10-25 dollars, beavers 3.50-7, mink 1.50-8, martens 3.50-12, otters 4-8.

M. Floresco Academy of Sciences At Paris W. W. Campbell Lick Observatory Sumatra Earth C. R. van Hise Denver American Association For the Advancement of Science Yukon Marten Otter

The Almanac Dream Across Generations and Generations

A corner druggist muses on a family almanac rich with half tone pictures. He recalls childhood almanacs with woodcuts, sun and moon phases, and monthly scenes from January through December. He notes the persistence of weather forecasts and unsolicited testimonials in both old and new editions.

Kansas Marek Tita New York

Almanac yearnings for modern half tone almanac ideas

Mall and Express remarks muse on the gap between old time almanac ideas and current tastes. The speaker longs for a modern almanac featuring half tone pictures to reflect contemporary clarity and style.

Lion Killed by First Shot On Veranda in Africa

An English settler recounts a near fatal African night when a lion approached his veranda. He rushed to a rifle, fired once, and the big cat fell, fatally struck by a shot that hit the forehead above the eyes. His wife and child remained motionless through the peril.

Africa Transvaal King of England Sandringham Coventry Daimlers Coventry Daimler London Mail

Go Way Back and Sit Down the Composer Elmer Bowman

Elmer Bowman, born in Denver and based in New York, discusses his work on Go Way Back and Sit Down and his other compositions including Ive Got Chicken on the Brain. He describes inspiration, personal sacrifice for art, and his pride in his music career.

Elmer Bowman Mr. Bowman Denver New York

Why He Excelled the Typewriter

A shorthand writer boasts of typing speed, claiming 16 words a minute, often more, yet cites marriage as a reason for long effort. The dialogue hints at biased rhetoric and self interest in personal explanations, suggesting people justify odd views to suit their stakes.

Dogs as army scouts urged by Captain Steele

Captain Steele of the Sixth Infantry, after Philippines warfare, argues dogs should accompany troops as scouts to prevent ambushes on jungle trails. He cites Dane the dog’s success and recalls Steels's winter campaign with General Schwan, where the dog covered vast ground and befriended soldiers.

Steele Sixth Infantry Phillippines Army and Navy Dane Schwan

First American Post Office Origins in 1710

The first post office in the country was New York, established by Parliament in 1710. The note mentions encouragement to many towns lacking funds, implying spread of postal services aided by colonial governance.

New York

What would you give a dog to stop barking at night

A quip from Sleepless about preventing a dog's night barking prompts a joke response of giving it away. Bildad and Perkina weigh the idea of a large pile and hesitation over its size, reflecting a humorous exchange about value and action.

Hair Turns Gray Before Beard Explains Age Gap

An old theater quip notes a man’s hair often gray years before his beard. The joke attributes the difference to about a 20 year age gap between the two facial features.

Landsman’s marine novel praised by Grimes and Hurley

Grimes praises Landsman’s marine novel as the most perfect thing Lever acquired. Hurley agrees, saying it is charged with the sea and that he was sick before finishing the first pages.

Grimes Landsman Hurley Lever

Polite croupier counsels remedy for weary gambler

The courteous croupier advises a remedy for the guest amid a casino scene, while he rakes in another stack of Lord Rogslyn's blue checks. The exchange hints at tension and the grit of high stakes gaming within a refined setting.

Lord Rogslyn

Grasshoppers Darken Hay New South Wales at Night

A heavy plague of grasshoppers in Hay New South Wales obscures all street lamps at night causing total darkness over the town and hindering nightly activity.

Hay New South Wales

Miss Belle Mackinnon Becomes Partner in Utica Mills

Miss Belle Mackinnon of Utica New York has been admitted as a partner by her brother in his large knitting mills and will oversee 2000 employees.

Belle Mackinnon Utica N. Y

Divorces Cost More Than Marriages, Practical View

A dialogue contrasts sentiment and pragmatism as one man argues divorces cost more than marriages and another replies that they are worth more, highlighting differing views on relationship outcomes.

Plot Heist Prompt Sparks Chicago Claim in Detroit Free Press

A Detroit Free Press item quotes a backhanded literary plot heist and a flippant exchange about marriage and money. The dialogue features Scribbs and Stubbs discussing selling a new novel and hiring a Chicago man to disclose the plot while slyly debating a yacht and affection.

Scribbs Stubbs Chicago Detroit Free Press

Hall's Catarrh Cure Advertising Description

A fragmented advertisement claims catarrh is a constitutional blood disease best treated internally. It promotes Hall's Catarrh Cure and Hall's Catarrh Cure combined with a topical balm as effective, promising testimonials and listing Toledo, Ohio as the company base with a 75 cent price.

Hall F. J. Cheney & CO Propra Toledo

Language count debate sparks stage joke

An amateur statistician claims 116000000 speak English while a cynic remarks that some never reach the stage. The exchange mixes numbers with humor about language and performance.

The Part Me Took The Don in a Disgraceful Proceeding

An undergraduate claims involvement in a disgraceful action regarding Mr. Waters, noting that his left leg was the part taken under a pump. The exchange centers on accountability and the nature of the misconduct.

Mr. Waters

Imp editor away before night desk found home

A brief exchange notes the editor from The Imp is not in the office. A caller reports the editor has gone home after confirming his wife phoned that their baby was asleep. He intends to check the home to see what it looked like.

France Atlanta Journal Mars J. Watson Hampton

Mill District Noise Sparks Deaf and Dumb Joke

In the mill district a speaker notes extreme noise while a friend nearby laments inability to hear. The conversation reveals a neighbor is deaf and mute, prompting reactions about the impact of factory sounds on residents.

Mill

Testimonial Endorsees St Jacobs Oil For Rheumatism Pain

Eli Wilt ehire of Landsdowne Terrace Calne Wis recounts twenty years of rheumatism and six rheumatic fever episodes. He credits St Jacobs Oil with rapid relief and claims others were cured by his recommendation, including cases of toothache faceache and sore throat. He pledges continued endorsement.

Eli Wiltehire Landsdowne Terrace Calne Wis St. Jacobs Oil St. Jacobs

Neglijay Shirts Sparking Bargain Debate

Mrs Corntassel and Josiar discuss neglijay shirts advertised in bargain sales. A local observer calls neglijay a softer alternative to the traditional boiled shirt, noting it appears in NEN writing and advertisement requests to mention the paper.

Josiar

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