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Newspaper
Eugene Weekly Guard
Location
Eugene, Oregon, United States of America
Date
Jun 29, 1901
Page
10
The clipping touts Blood’s Sarsaparilla as a great alterative for scrofula and blood disorders, claims many cures, and markets various patent remedies. It includes testimonials and ads for laxatives, tonics, and quack devices, with references to notable historical figures and sensational medical claims.
An Illinois attorney argued a string of weak points to the court. The judge asked if there was anything in them and the attorney replied that while each point seemed weak alone, he did not know the judge would bunch them together.
Duke asks why carriages line the palace. Queen Wilhelmina explains the wretched debt collection agency plans to stop its dead wagon at the door, so the carriages stand in its path.
The bicycle industry claims this year’s model will be practically identical to 1900 with no room for improvement. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters is presented as reaching the limits of science for stomach liver kidneys and blood. Try it for dyspepsia indigestion constipation flatulence or sour stomach and you will be convinced. Never take a Substitute.
A lawyer reports that all divorce arrangements have been prepared but the actress delays finalizing. She cites her press agent’s vacation as the reason to wait, signaling continued negotiations or publicity considerations.
Mrs W T Clark of Rome New York recounts years of gastritis and sinking heart spells ending after using Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People. She praises the remedy and recommends it to friends while noting sales details and a notary sworn statement from 1900. The ad also touts Grove's Tasteless Chili Tonic for malaria chills and fever with a no cure no pay promise.
A collection of brief anecdotes and quips from politics and war. Thackeray and Lord Monck spar over elections, a Western town jury laughs at a quirky verdict, a secretary forgets a resolution, and Gen Lawton’s Philippines expedition yields a humorous river ford misadventure.
A large staff of women maintains the Pope's wardrobe to prevent any spot or wear from show. White robes require careful handling with delicate fabrics, allowing only female staff to care for them.
A call for maternal responsibility in guiding daughters to medical care. A Wisconsin mother reports her daughter's two year struggle with irregular menstruation and pain, seeking advice from Lydia E. Pinkham's Laboratory. The prompt response claims the compound cured the daughter's monthly troubles.
A speaker recalls wishing for an automobile to shift a bulky horse. He asks if the horse could be sold, but the owner refuses, proposing to hitch the horse in front of the machine to test its endurance. The text also advertises a San Francisco photo supply firm, Kirk Geary & Co., at 330 Sutter St.
A playful exchange notes robins once gathered crumbs on a lawn but no longer do. Crimsonback asks why, and Yeast responds that his wife bakes her own bread, a simple domestic reason.
A terse note suggests Dinah could claim Sar Johnson if she desires him. A mutual friend says he told her directly he is available, implying a potential romance or reallocation of affection.
The text extols hardy African horses with remarkable stamina. Anecdotes recount a Colesberg rider reaching Cape Town in six days, a Natal Boer traveling fifty five miles in sixteen hours, and a Natal athlete riding 220 miles to Gray Town to deliver urgent aid while still placing in a local meet.
In a kitchen exchange a father quizzes his son on a French term in the eatin list. The son replies fillet, and a humorous mix up follows with a misunderstanding of fille as horse meat, reflecting a clash of language and culture.
A reader complains about adulterated tobacco and a wife suspected of emptying a dustpan into the tobacco jar. The ad claims Pico's Core as a remedy for throat and lung ailments, attributed to W. O. Expener of Van Buren, Indiana, dated February 10, 1800.
A sharp exchange unfolds as an indignant artist questions a critic and the critic quips that he knows a bad egg though he has not laid one, delivering a wry satire on artistic judgment.
Ex Congressman A T Goodwyn of Alabama endorses PerunaMedicine Co Columbus Ohio. He writes that after two bottles he is well and felt benefits within a week following long catarrh. The ad praises Peruna as a national cure and invites readers to write Dr Hartman for advice gratis.
A playful dialogue riffing on legal proceedings and domestic quirks. Foreman intones verdicts while a wife discusses remedies for ailments and a tale of a tasteless tonic blends in. The piece uses humor to lampoon courtroom and household dynamics with dated slang and quips.
Portland dealer John Poole on Morrison Street advertises the best bargains on buggies plows boilers engines windmills pampas and general machinery. Consumers urged to see before buying.
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