Notable Quip About Free Peanuts From Chicago News
Economy quotes attribute a humorous exchange where Mickey and Jim discuss fairness of free peanuts, concluding that only elephants and police get freebies, as reported by Chicago News. The line captures a satirical view of perks and power with a local flavor.
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Jimmy
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Allen’s Foot-Ease powder for feet and foot care
The advertisement promotes Allen’s Foot-Ease powder to ease hot sweaty sore feet and cure corns ingrowing nails and bunions. It claims availability at all druggists and shoe stores for two shillings and urges not to accept substitutes with a free sample offer by mail from Allen 5 Olmsted Le Roy New York.
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Meet Miss Bond for Thirty Thousand a Year and No Incumbrance
A witty line frames Miss Bond as a ideal match with ample income and no liabilities. The exchange hints at social expectations and humor typical of the era. Piso’s Cure is cited as a trusted cough remedy, promoted as a forty year old, widely sold medicine at 25 cents.
Photographer Confesses Fear of Exact Portrait
Snarley laments the photographed image while the photographer explains the fear of making it a perfect likeness. The exchange reveals tension between subject and artist over authenticity in portraiture.
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Hall's Catarrh Cure Promoted as Universal Remedy
The advertisement proclaims Hall's Catarrh Cure as the only positive cure for catarrh a constitutional disease and claims it cures by acting on blood and mucous surfaces. Proprietors offer one hundred dollars if it fails to cure and urge sending testimonials while noting availability from druggists at 75 cents.
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Hall
F. J.cheney & CO
Toledo
Wedding Gift Sparked by Shared Artistry
A lighthearted exchange shows a fiancé believing marriage will ease gift giving as the amateur artist jokes that painting will save time and money when producing wedding presents.
Free trial bottle offer for Dr Kline's Nervous Aid
An advertisement promotes a free trial bottle of Dr Kline's Nervous Aid, claiming it relieves nervousness and improves vitality. It directs readers to send for the trial and lists Dr WH Kilow Ltd at Arch Street Philadelphia as the contact.
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Brief Mexican Meeting Ends In Mutual Salute
Mexican gentlemen tip hats or salute in passing and shake hands at meeting and parting, even if the interview lasts only about two minutes.
Fisherman finds 1821 gin jug off Phippsburg Maine
A fisherman at Phippsburg Maine pulled up a jug of gin on his cod hook the other day. The jug bore the date 1821 and attracted local curiosity.
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Aisherman
Phippsburg
Four cucumbers grow from single stem in Vermont find
Arnold Manchester found a freak in Brandon Vermont last week. Four distinct cucumbers grew from one stem forming a solid cluster in the shape of a Maltese cross.
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Brandon
Arnold Manchester
Fashion changes feed the feminine mind, says husband
A witty exchange notes why styles flip so quickly across eras, suggesting shifts in women’s attire mirror evolving tastes and trends shaped by society. The quip portrays fashion as a social barometer, reflecting broader ideas about gender and style.
Astrologer Warns King Edward Faces Dark Trouble
A columnist cites an astrologer predicting trouble for King Edward with a looming dark cloud over the empire and a possible calamity, while noting Alfred Austin may be composing another ode in response.
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Seals Being Exterminated Around Pri Byloff Islands
American and Canadian fishermen kill seals near the Pri Byloff islands off Alaska for sport, shooting instead of spearing. Bodies sink, and breeding seals are frightened away by the noise in a troubling hunt.
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Alaska
Gordon M Kay Death of the Man Who Revolutionized Shoe Making
Gordon McKay born 1821 in Pittsfield Mass. rose from poverty to found an industry changing machine. He perfected Blake’s shoemaking machine, built factories, and earned millions with royalties from 10,000,000 pairs. He funded education, Harvard gifts, and a Rhode Island institute for negroes. Estate likely to Harvard. ties to family Dexter.
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Washington
Morocco
Germany
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Contagious Blood Poison cure advertised as S S S
An old promotional article extols contagious blood poison as ancient and worldwide. It praises S S S the vegetable blood purifier as a radical cure, contrasts it with mineral remedies, and includes testimonials claiming renewed health after use. It invites readers to request a free home treatment book and offers free physician advice.
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Swift Specific CO
Atlanta
Watermelon party and sharp repartee teased
The San Francisco Bulletin notes Uncle Sam’s Women Employees, highlighting the Post Office Department as employing the most women in any U.S. agency. Over a third are middle aged or older, with many filling diverse roles including rural free delivery routes.
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Uncle Sam's
United States Postoffice Department
Miner Survives Five Days Lost in Abandoned Joplin Mine
Tom Morrow of Joplin Mo was trapped for five days in disused drift passages of an abandoned mine. He wandered into deep shafts, lost bearings, and escaped with his sanity partly restored after lighting matches for time. His wife and friends remain puzzled by his underground odyssey.
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Tom Morrow
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Morrow
Lydia E Pinkham Vegetable Compound Endorsed by Women
A testimonial from Mrs R A Anderson of Jacksonville Florida praises Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for relieving female pain and restoring health. It claims cases of long illness improved in months and asserts other chronic conditions were cured with thorough treatment.
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Mus
R. A. Andenson
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Fla
Gsoop
America
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Ainu Life and Tattooing Described by The Housekeeper
The Account portrays Ainu living in primitive houses with rice straw roofs and central smoky fires. Natives are sturdy, peaceful, and bear a distinctive hairy physique, while women endure long tattooing from about age twelve to mark status, using ash bark and birch soot to incise large facial markings.
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Japan
Name Change Humor and Old Man Stories From Newspapers
A New York Times item recalls a colorful exchange with Judge Rufus Lt. Cowling about a man named Adam Failure and how initials or name order might affect prospects. The piece also quotes Indianapolis Journal readers musing on aging relatives and a recurring tale about a boyhood whipping by a schoolteacher, noted as old men forgetting easily.
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Rufus Lt. Cowing
New York City
Adam
New York Times
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Elias
A Quip About Love and Money From a Cyclone Cellar Scene
A girl and elder matron debate how love affects a businessman's sense. A native moves toward a cyclone cellar as a man fears his wife will enter. The exchange ends with a playful remark about the wife not being a cyclone.
Missing Debt Reminder Between Neighbors
Jimblecute asks Bobalong to repay a $10 loan from weeks ago. Bobalong recalls the debt and agrees to settle soon, prompting a plan to release the money.
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Jimblecute
Impossibly Trite Exchange From Modern Society
A brief quip from Modern Society contrasts a husband and wife in a motor car scene. Flipper objects to his wife going out alone, while Flapper notes the paradox that one unmanageable thing cannot control another. The exchange reflects social comedy of the era.
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Flipper
Flapper
Public Benefactor Pose Cited By Cautionary View
A compact urban reflection warns that many men neglect their families to mount a public service or philanthropic pose, implying hollow generosity may replace personal responsibility and care.
Ancient items and modern shifts in trade and language
A survey of materials and artifacts from plaster of Paris to alabaster, copper ore economics, and a note on the evolving meaning of Bible from papyrus reeds to the revered “book of books.” It also mentions a Zeeland bog chariot, Danish origins, and shifts in German currency toward the mark.
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Denmark
Castelino
Italy
Florence
Egypt
Humble Fraud Feeling From Illness Blues
A Detroit Free Press note recalls a pale man who, while recovering, laments feeling like a humbug for receiving sympathy gifts and care from neighbors and friends after being told he could not get well. He worries the kindness was based on deception and fears losing trust.
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Detroit Free Press
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