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Newspaper

Eugene Weekly Guard

Location

Eugene, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Feb 23, 1901

Page

9

Bell Bros. We may appoint a committee to grade war heroes

The Eugene Weekly Guard quotes Bell Bros proprietors discussing the possible formation of a committee to label and assess war heroes. The piece blends satirical anecdotes on gender, economics, labor, and social norms, referencing public figures and happenings while skirting graphic details.

The Sky Scraper and a Modern Miracle of Steel

A reflection on wealth and loss contrasts John D. Rockefeller with the death of his grandson. It notes steel framed skyscrapers transforming cities, praises George A. Fuller, and describes elevator advances enabling twenty story offices. Massachusetts court rulings on streetcar jolts prompt light quips from the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

That Was the Year of the Overflowing Cellar

Jesse Sparhawk recalls war times and a flooded cellar during a gathering. A question from Mr Potts about merciful overflow prompts Sparhawk to explain excess water left from the period, joking about too much for walking and not enough for boating.

Jesse

Fore Daddy's Go To Bed Echoes Through The Kin

A rustic verse recalls forebears in a cadence of memory. It describes an elder roaming doors at night in frost and candlelight, checking if all are in, and bidding them rest until the kin pass beyond. The poem ends with a faith that the departed will await at heaven's portals.

Aodal

Two Birds at the Hurst Involving Eva March and Rivalry

Mrs. March plots a social contest to protect Eva from Cecil Pellow’s potential marriage, enlisting Colonel Marion to spar with him. The pair stage a subtle rivalry to provoke Cecil into declaring his intentions, while Eva’s loyalties and affections waver between the young suitor and the colonel’s calculated bid for her hand.

BS. March Eva Hurst Mrs. March Cecil Pellow Sir Herbert Pellow Helen Wray Colonel Marion Mr. March Cecil Sir Herbert Miss Wray Ceel Ceci Helen John Mamma Mums Rou

Czar's Children All Girls and the Heir Question

Olga Tatiana and Marie, daughters of the Russian czar, headline a photo drama about a throne without a son. The piece blends royal lineage, lineage ties to Victoria and William, and possible succession shifts as the imperial couple faces a male-less future and a potential male relative in line.

Czar Olga Tatiana Marie Russia Caarina Victoria William Germany Cear Michael Vladimir

Noted fighter and father John G Johnson of Philadelphia

John G Johnson, a Civil War veteran from Philadelphia, is noted as a fighter and the father of twenty three children. A watchmaker by trade, he continues in that vocation. His personality and his record as citizen and soldier have earned him notoriety disproportionate to his small size.

America John D. Rockefeller Jobs D. Rockefeller Jobn McCormick Hockefeler John McCormick Rockefeller Johnson Johnnie Lincoln Pennsylvania Palmetto Chestnut Street Fourth Johnsons Ryans Hiffins Mr. Johnson John G. Johnson Philadelphia Fie

The Rill and the Dammed Millpond Fable

A whimsical fable from Detroit Journal details a Rill that babbles as it flows, a Poet who croons verses, and a Man of Affairs who builds a dam turning the stream into a silent millpond. The tale mocks extreme garrulity and imprudent haste.

Arnold on American impressions and Mrs Procter anecdote

An opinion shared by many Americans cites Matthew Arnold's remark after his American tour. He visited Adelaide Procter, widow of Barry Cornwall, and noted that Americans called him conceited or said his clothes did not fit him. The widow suggested the clothes were misjudged.

Matthew Arnold London

Fragmentary remarks on golf and domestic tension in a 19th century page

The fragmentary Indianapolis Journal text hints at golf culture and fashion with mentions of silk cape and a casual remark about sport. It shifts to a domestic scene where a wife expresses a desire to talk, prompting the husband to prepare arguments, implying conflict. The garbled transcription preserves names and sports terms without full context.

OUR BUDGET OF FUN Humorous Sayings And Doings Here And There

A Denver News item compiling light humor and quips about frugal spending and social foibles. It quips at a craftsman, a scrimping husband, and a tailor made gown while noting the week’s humor in old and curious laughables.

Denver News

Doctor claims American women are declining

A New York doctor writes that American women are declining, describing it as nonsense. The editor notes recent personal experiences with three women who declined him. Philadelphia Record.

New York Philadelphia

Witty Exchange and Golf Banter In 19th Century Fragments

A string of quips and jokes opens with a wooden leg joke about trouble and a wife, then a boastful self image, followed by a brief sign exchange. The clipping includes a Briggs-Monberly golf remark and Brigg s quip about spotting Griggs at his office yesterday.

Briggs Monberly Griggs Harper's Bazar

Not His Father's Fighter Heir In Cynicus Inherits

Cynicus inherits his mother's instincts, Sillicus-Henpeckke swears his young son will grow up a fighter. The Philadelphia Record notes the bold claim amid a family debate over nature versus nurture.

Sillicus—Henpeckke Cynicus Philadelphia Record

Boarding house advert promotes up to date rooms

A brisk flood of lines touts a boarding house keeping current with weekly updates. It promises clean rooms and prompt service, urging potential lodgers to secure space without delay.

Reading Between the Lines Fisherfolk Quip

A humorous Philadelphia Press dialogue features Mr Borem and Miss Sharpe discussing thrift as a clock ticks era, followed by a joke about fish asking for lines with food and a mother fish urging reading between the lines.

Mr. Borem Philadelphia Press

Peddler Refuses Nose Exposure in Humorous Exchange

A short comic exchange features a nosy lady scolding a peddler who asks if a nod satisfied her request. The dialogue implies a humorous confrontation over appearances and boundaries.

In Practice, Mrs Wunder Versus Train Robbers

A playful exchange about women in crime rivalry with trains. The Baltimore American quips that women are often blamed for daring acts while men deny involvement. The lighthearted dialogue reflects gendered humor of the era without sensational detail.

Sidewalk Drama and Humorous Ridicule From 19th Century Papers

A collage of humorous lines and snippets from Indianapolis Journal Indianapolis Press Plunkville Bugle and Chicago Times Herakt, featuring stage talk about Strutter Jonesy the uncle Tom's Cabin window performance and playful quips about mothers and czars. It strings quirky quotes and anecdotes from local papers into a snapshot of comic impressions and social chatter.

Strutter Indianapolis Journal

Breach of Etiquette and Frugal Chat In A Bazaar Column

A jumble of overheard exchanges from a periodical page, including a brisk domestic quarrel about bad eggs and a street quarrel about social distance. The snippet also references a Broadway style salon chatter, a quip about broadening ideal studies, and a playful line about a marriage proposal.

Fragmented lines from old newspapers mix jokes and memory

A garbled collage shows a baker's shop dialog with a weighing request and child pain quips, followed by memory laden family scenes and a dramatic line about devotion. The imperfect memory piece mentions a Harold with a joking twist on middle initials and a loving embrace.

Fragmented Humor Headlines From A Bitterly Satirical Page

A collage of quips and snippets from various papers text delivers jokes on wedding dinners pink affairs and pickled beets to aging and modern mores. Characters feature Puck C Record Indianapolis Journal Denver News and Philadelphia Record in a playful roundup of social satire and wry observations.

Watertown theater mix up sparks awkward seating quip

In Watertown South Dakota a theater patron, seated between his wife and daughter, leaves during a performance and returns to find his seat between two women. He quips about others' behavior as he sits, prompting amused exchanges with a neighbor and a joke about a portrait mishap. The scene ends with a humorous farewell and a disputed payment remark.

Eva Ceci Watertown S. D Wes

Fragmentary health ad hints at digestion aid remedy

Readable fragments suggest a health notice promoting a laxative product. Mentions dyspepsia and a patient named James, with unclear references to a spring and a product labeled vigor. Context indicates a vintage newspaper style ad or tip scan.

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