Twists of News and Wit From a Local Paper
A collage of quirky observations and quips from an Emmons County newspaper. Jestsabout geography and history, jokes on royalty and surgery mix with brief, sharp notes on coal output, Bulgaria’s purchases, a bicycle girl, and social foibles.
Sir Thomas Lipton An International Figure From Scotland
An outline of Sir Thomas Lipton born in Scotland to Irish parents and living in England while doing business in India before residing in America. The report frames Lipton as a transnational figure active across multiple continents according to the St Louis Slobe Democrat.
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Sir Thomas Lipton
Scotland
England
India
America
St. Louis
Slobe-Democrat
King Pete of Servia Seeks One Million Loan
A historic note claims King Pete of Servia seeks a $1,000,000 loan and hints that gold brick artists would reward the lender’s name. In a divorce trial a bellboy’s light touch drew a laugh from the woman, illustrating how some miss the point of a joke.
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King Pete of
Servia
Naples Could Harness Vesuvius Heat For Winter Warmth
A witty remark imagines Naples tapping Mt Vesuvius heat and using waste hot air to warm the city next winter, highlighting a playful critique of energy ideas and local enterprise.
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Naples
Mt. Vesuvius
Sheriff Morrissey Secures Knife in Town Hall Escape
The North Adams Transcript reports Sheriff Morrissey recovered the knife used by Michael Blair to saw his way out of a steel cell in the town hall basement. The article questions Blair’s current location and status.
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Morrissey
North Adams
Michael Blair
Town Hall
Chicago man gives relatives 1 million for test of action
A Chicago man sent his relatives one million dollars to see what they would do with it. The plan aims to amuse and test family reactions, hoping the experiment gains popularity if the results prove entertaining.
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Chicago
Champion Jeffries Bets $10,000 to Keep Munroe Four Rounds
Champion Jeffries offers Jack Munroe ten thousand dollars to stay four rounds. The remark implies Munroe should occupy every minute of his time to profit from the engagement.
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Jeffries
Jack Munroe
Mr. Munroe
Bashi-Bazouks Loosed in Macedonia Shock Readers
The report notes public astonishment as Bashi-Bazouks are released in Macedonia, a move widely feared by observers familiar with their feared reputation.
Langtry comments on stage attire and audience views
Mrs Langtry argues that disrobing on stage shocks less than actions seen in the boxes. She notes many common folk in the orchestra and gallery would likely agree with her assessment.
Doctor claims cure for lockjaw with mineral solution
A Chicago physician announces a cure for lockjaw using a calcium and potassium salt injection. the report urges caution and suggests restricting toy pistols to avoid a festive uproar around the Fourth. The text contains garbled lines and unclear fragments.
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Chicago
St Paul Foundry to Build Large Bird Cage for Fair
The St Paul Foundry will construct for the government a bird cage at the St Louis fair as large as the treasury building and ninety feet wide. The cruiser Cleveland tested at 16.495 knots against a required 16.5 knots. acceptance is recommended at a reduced price. Minnesota pensions paid total 2,294,000 dollars with South Dakota 509,000 and North Dakota 231,000. Nearly 41,000 companies were dropped from rolls by death during the year. The State Department cables Minister Beaupre at Bogota that he will not be hampered in canal negotiations with Colombia.
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Washington
St. Paul Foundry Company
St. Louis Fair
Treasury Building
Cleveland
State Department
Beaupre
Bogota
Minnesota
South Dakota
North Dakota
Of the Week Sisters of Pope Pius X reach Rome after six weeks apart
The three sisters who lived with Pope Pius X in Venice arrived in Rome recently after a six week separation and were warmly greeted. France delays sending the exequateur for the Dominican consul at Havre citing alleged violations of foreign bond laws. The Dutch plan to adopt a monetary system akin to the Philippines gains general support from the international exchange commission. The Pekin government seeks to insert a clause in the American commercial treaty directing the U S consul general in Shanghai to suppress any foreign settlement newspaper with seditious content. The Supao affair remains deadlocked between the consul and diplomatic bodies with each side deferring to the other.
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Pius X
Venice
Rome
Philippines
International Exchange Commission
Pekin
United States
Shanghai
Notable Clergy and Local Leaders Noted as Deceased and Promoted
Multiple prominent figures pass away across the United States and Europe including Herman Zumpe in Munich bishop Thomas L. Clark in Middletown Rhode Island and John Bullock Clark in Washington. Promotions include E P Moulinier advancing to first assistant district attorney Cincinnati and Thomas H Darby named second assistant. Joseph E Morcombe hired by the sultan of Turkey as press agent for Turkish communications.
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Herman Zumpe
Munich
Bavaria
Thomas L. Clark
Rhode Island
Middletown
R. J. Richard Brown
Mahoning Valley
Youngstown
E. P. Moulinier
Cincinnati
Thomas H. Darby
Daniel Sylvester Tuttle
Missouri
Episcopal Church
Thomas March Clark
Tuttle
John Bullock Clark
House of Representatives
Washington
Joseph E. Morcombe
Cedar Rapids
Iowa
Turkey
Multiple Fatalities and Injuries From Accidents Across U S
A compilation notes several deadly and injurious incidents: two boys named Epstein burned to death in Scranton Pennsylvania. six killed and around 25 injured in a Yorkville South Carolina railroad wreck. six badly hurt when a boiler exploded at Hanson Van Winkle plant in Newark New Jersey. three women struck by a Lake Shore train near Ligonier Indiana killed. laborers Mike Jesey John Cranz and Dan Sabin crushed in a Los Angeles hotel excavation collapse. County Judge Arthur E Sutherland of Rochester New York wounded while duck hunting in Stonylake Canada. Price Joyner fatally hurt and about 100 injured as a Robinsons Circus tent collapsed at Anthony Kansas. Mrs Michael Wolfe killed and eleven injured near Wilkes Barre Pennsylvania when a trolley car ran off a track. two Mexicans and a Black man die in a mine fire at Dawson Fuel Company mine in Springer New Mexico, followed by a rescue explosion injuring about thirty. three men killed and others injured in the Bride Mine near Everett Washington.
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Yorkville
S. C
Hanson-Van Winkle Company
Newark
N. J
William Billman
Attie Peters
Blanche Gill
Lake Shore Road
Ligonier
Ind
Mike Jesey
John Cranz
Dan Sabin
Los Angeles
Arthur E. Sutherland
Rochester
N. Y
Stonylake
Canada
Price Joyner
Robinson’s Circus
Anthony
Kan
Michael Wolfe
Wilkesbarre
Dawson Fuel Company
Springer, N. M
International affairs and ventures prompt a global mix
In Homberg and vicinity 200 persons are suffering from trrconisis. Thirty-six international disputes have been settled by The Hague tribunal. China protests against Russia over evacuation terms in Manchuria. Swansea tin plate strike nears arbitration with 20,000 workers set to return. President Harper wins sultan concessions for explorations near ancient Babylon. Capassa the aeronaut Berger and M Reclus plan a balloon crossing. Hague conference seeks to preserve good offices as non hostile. Marshall Field in Munich notes he is not seeking Kingsway space. British foreign office protests US seizure near Borneo islands. Jacques Lebaudy to be sued for rescue costs. sailors may sue for damages. Experts note he may claim desert possession.
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Homberg
Hague Tribunal
China
Russia
Manchuria
Swansea
Wales
Jacques Lebaudy
Sahara
Notable crimes and crimes in progress across early 20th century
Patrick F. Conklin was executed in Sing Sing for wife murder. Sheeney Harris and Kelly escaped from Schoharie County Jail. An assault on Maya McMasters in Tuscola Illinois. Baltimore murder confession by Charles Jones, age twelve. M W Wales removed as Randolph Massachusetts postmaster after accounting issues, later paralyzed. Jett indictments overruled for Jackson Town Marshal murder. Mrs Helen Purinton committed suicide in Chicago. Mine operators jailed in Kansas coal inquiry. Senator John Raines had money and promissory notes stolen in Syracuse. Lieut McClune Hamilton found guilty in the Philippines court martial. Mrs Amelia Mueller and her son attempted suicide after grave death, others affected.
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Patrick F. Conklin
New York
Sing Sing
Sheeney” Harris
Kelly
Schoharie
N. Y
M. W. Wales
Randolph
Mass
Curtis Jett
Osborne
Cynthiana
Jett
Cockrill A! Jackson
Judge Hazen
Topeka
Kan
John Jack
John Bell
Coal Trust
John Raines
Rochester N. Y
Yates Hotel
Athletic Field
Syracuse
McClune Hamilton
Philippines
Amelia Mueller
Philadelphia
Devastating British Isles Storm Leaves Heavy Losses
London reports indicate widespread devastation across the British Isles from a southwest gale reaching 72 mph. Lloyds notes over fifty serious shipping casualties as many vessels founder and coast towns suffer, while inland areas face root damage and telegraph networks remain down. France also reports coastal damage and disrupted communications.
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London
British Isles
United Kingdom
Lloyds
Kent
Thames
Severn
France
Paris
Havre
Cherbourg
Die
Coal Block in Superior Harbor Delays Fleet
A coal blockade in Superior harbor holds up shipping as a flood of coal arrives. Docks are stocked but handling is difficult with four vessels at anchor and some ships delayed six to eight days amid the big rush.
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Superior
Wis
Superior Coal
Out of Way of Frost Boosts County Corn Yield
Mitchell October 13 reports ninety percent of local corn fully out of frost danger and yielding well. Farmers anticipate a very high average harvest, with corn shown in the city palace exhibit illustrating the crop’s excellent condition. The fall has not yet reached frost levels, the lowest so far being 42 degrees.
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Mitchell
Indictments Hit Postal Bribery Ring Involving Boxes
United States District Attorney Beach announced six defendants named in seven indictments tied to letter box and supplies transactions. George W. Beavers August W. Machen James W. Erwin George H. Huntington Isaac S. McGrehan Eugene D. Scheble are charged with conspiracy to defraud and bribery. Additional counts cover conspiracy to defraud and to accept bribes. Other postal cases are pending before the grand jury as sessions resume.
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Washington
United States
Beach
George W. Beavers
Division of
August W. Machen
James W. Erwin
San Francisco
George H. Huntington
Isaac S. McGrehan
New York City
Columbia Supply Company
Eugene D. Scheble
Toledo
Ohio
Maybury & Ellis
Detroit
Mich
Beavers
Machen
Erwin
McGichan, Huntington and
Scheble
McGiehan
Huntington
Grand Jury
Johnson 18 Indicted for Forgery in Third Degree
Ernest B. Johnson of Duluth Minnesota indicted by the grand jury on two counts of forgery in the third degree. He was arraigned and waived reading of the indictments and will plead today. He is out on fifteen thousand dollars bail.
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Duluth
Minn
Ernest B. Johnson
Johnson
Robbers Loot Safe During Fair Visit in Winona
Winona Minn Sept 13 Burglars entered Max Lossens home on West Wabasha while his family viewed fair sights and forced open a safe taking 67 in cash and two diamond earrings valued about 200 There is no clue the inner door battered and safe possibly left unlocked or opened by someone who knew the combination.
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Winona
Minn
Max Lossen
Wast Wabasha
Splintered brain death after runaway wagon incident
Edwardsville Illinois reports banker merchant William Neimeyer of Mount Clive died at his home from a brain injury after a runaway wagon dragged a truck into a telegraph pole, driving a splinter that struck him in the eye and penetrated the brain.
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Edwardsville
Ill
William Neimeyer
Mount Clive
Chicago factions seek Harrison reelection and other 1904 stories
The Chicago city hall faction backs Mayor Harrison for reelection while Seth Low garners a fusion endorsement in New York. Other items note grasshoppers destroying Picuris Indian crops in Tang county New Mexico, the United Society of Christian Endeavor meeting in Baltimore, and a McKinley memorial unveiling fixed for October in Adams Massachusetts. Juries and wage talks surface, along with a Cleveland 3 cent fare ordinance and a Chicago line grant condition. A Richmond judge dies, a legal bid blocks GE city entry in Fort Wayne, and an Tacoma minister laments memory loss after an unsolved ad puzzle. An Oldenburg school principal is arrested over a published gambling accusation.
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Tang County
N. M
United Society of Christian Endeavor
Baltimore
McKinley Memorial
Adams
Mass
Cleveland
Johnson
Samuel Wagenhill
Fort Wayne
Ind
General Electric Company
Big Lumber Sale By Winona Firm Moves 80 Million Feet
The Edward Hines Lumber Co of Chicago sold eighty million feet of pine in southeastern Douglas county Wisconsin to the Empire Lumber Co of Winona for about $620000. Logs will travel down the St Croix and Mississippi rivers to Winona. Empire has an option on 20000000 more feet in the same tract.
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Winona Company
Duluth
Escaped From Quarantine by Special Car
Louis P Aloe of St Louis arranged a private car journey from a Muskegon Michigan summer resort to St Louis to avoid quarantine for his two young daughters amid reports of scarlet fever. The special Bashaw limited train conveyed them, arriving at noon the following day.
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St. Louis
Muskegon
Louis P. Aloe
Muizkegon
Mich
Wabash Limited
Bear Takes His Berries in Marinette
Andrew Garland of Marinette was about twenty miles from town when a great black bear grabbed the tool he was holding, sat on his haunches and ate berries nearby. Garland, without a gun, fled with his brain still in the field.
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Marinette
Brain
Wis
Andrew Garland
Mr. Garland
Slayer Refuses Aid and Surrenders Offer in Illinois
Waterloo Illinois September 13 William A Hoffman slayer of his father in law William Branidt at Maestown refused pleas of his grandfather mother wife and other friends to surrender or leave the country He rejected protection from lynching and money to depart Sheriff Ruch increases posse from 25 to 40 to capture Hoffman.
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Waterloo
William A. Hoffman
William Branidt
Maestown
Ruch
Hoffman
Fraud Convictions Hit Philippines Officials in Manila
In Manila a customs inspector, Thorm Coates and Lieut. Osborne, serving in San Fernando, were tried and convicted of misappropriating government funds. Osborne received ten years, Coates eight. Dean Tompkins, La Union province treasurer, was convicted of forgery with sentence reserved. The minimum penalty for forgery is twelve years.
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Manila
Thorm
Coates
Lieut
Osborne
San Fernandino
Dean Tompkins
la Union
Frank James Sues Over Broadway Show Defaming Name
Frank James filed a 35000 dollar suit in Kansas City against the Griz theater and the owners of The James Boys in Missouri claiming the Wild West show and the stage production bring disgrace to his name and expose him to public censure while touring with Cote Younger.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kansas City
Frank James
Cote Younger
G'r'is Theater
James Boys
Missouri
Ex Bandit
Burglar Identified as Negro From Watertown
Redfield South Dakota September 13 It is learned that the burglaries at Turton a few nights ago were committed by a Negro who has used Watertown as a headquarters He has been brought here for trial.
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Redfield
S. D
Turton
Watertown
Ring Burglar Alarm Sparks Bank Vault Break
Redwood Falls Minnesota reports burglars attempted to crack the Gold-Stabeck bank at Wabaco last night. After breaking a door, the alarm triggered and the burglars fled town with a team stolen from Leo Altermate’s barn. About $5,000 in currency was said to be inside.
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Redwood Falls
Mian
Wabaco
Leo Altermate
Berry pickers survive bear attack in Calumet
Joseph and Andrew Kervela brothers from Laurium narrowly escaped two bears during berry picking at Calumet Michigan on September 13. One bear seized Joseph by the shoulder and both men fled, abandoning their pails and fruit as they ran for safety.
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Calumet
Mich
Joseph
Andrew Kervela
Laurium
Workman Falls Thirty Feet at Superior Shipyards
Superior Wis Sept 13 Jack Mattson a shipyard employee fell head first thirty feet from a ladder. He was paralyzed by the shock but remains alive. Doctors say his chances of recovery are about even.
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Superior
Wis
Jack Mattson
To Jail for a Friend in Sully County Court
In Onida Sully County Court William Lewis received a one year sentence in the penitentiary after pleading guilty to perjury. The crime was committed to aid a friend.
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Pierre
Sully
Onida
William Lewis
Financial Troubles End a Duluth Lumberman
Duluth Minnesota Sept 12 Financial troubles caused the death by own action of George Ruprecht a prominent Duluth lumber man. His body was found in the St Louis hotel by a chambermaid. He had taken laudanum.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Duluth, Minn
George Ruprecht
Duluth
St. Louis
Farmers Discouraged by Rain Delays in Minnesota
Caledonia Minnesota September 12 farmers are discouraged as continual rains delay threshing and damage grain stacks. The corn crop will not mature before frosts, adding worry for local growers.
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Caledonia
Minn
Woman a Crack Shot in Prairie Season Hit
Garretson South Dakota report notes Mrs. L Farley, a well known resident since Sept. 1, has become the crack shot of this portion of the state as the prairie chicken season opened.
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Garretson
L Farley
Buried Wealth Mystery Ties Four Men to Exposures
In Stamford Connecticut on September 12 reports say detectives hunt near Woodside Park for a large sum of money alleged hidden after exposures that led to Captain Carter’s imprisonment at Fort Leavenworth and Captain Greene and John Gaynor fleeing to Canada.
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Stamford
Conn
Woodside Park
Carter
Fort Leavenworth
Kan
Canada
Greene
John ¥. Gaynor
Lieut Marble Resigns From Navy
Washington Sept 13 The secretary of the navy accepted the resignation of Lieut R N Marble Jr of Duluth taking effect next Tuesday He was appointed to the naval academy from Duluth by former Representative Page Morris and has led the Craven naval torpedo station at Narragansett Bay RI for the past year No reason given for the sudden move surprised fellow officers in Washington.
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Duluth
Navy
Washington
Secretary of the Navy
R. N. Marble
Marble
Naval Academy
Page Morris
Craven Naval Torpedo Station
Narragansett Bay
R. 1
Superintendent Killed Near Erwood In Track Work
Winnipeg Sept 13 Hugh Mann brother of D D Mann vice president of Canadian Northern Railway was accidentally killed while supervising track laying near Erwood.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Winnipeg
Hugh Mann
D. D. Mann
Canadian Northern Railway Company
Erwood
Dying Former Actress Theresa Vaughn in Worcester Hospital
Theresa Vaughn, once an actress, is dying at the Worcester insane hospital from paresis. Relatives have been notified that her death could come at any time.
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Theresa Vaughn
Worcester
Mass
Worcester Insane Hospital
Groen From the Grave
Great Falls Montana report says the body of White Calf former Blackfoot leader aged eighty three, who died last February, was stolen from his grave yesterday.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Great Falls
Mont
White Calf
Clinton Fire Team Breaks Half Mile World Record at Fair
A Clinton Iowa fire department team set a world record in an exhibition run at the fair grounds yesterday. The team completed the half mile in 1:16.15 with 150 feet of rope laid for the display.
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Clinton
Iowa
Clinton Fire Department
Fair Grounds
Hove
Exposition On Singing In A Park Performance
A Boston Enterprise style critique notes a lady on a park stage beneath trees about to sing. The sun in her eyes is described as sunproof paint. A pianist with a closed fist touch provides preludes while a teasing frog in the throat is explained as a device to produce a thrill before the vocal line emerges.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Boston Enterprise
Sherman and the shirt maker at Sherman’s banquet
Gen Sher man honored guest at a banquet when a familiar face reappeared. He asked the guest who he was and learned the man had made the general’s shirts. Major Schurtz received a warm introduction from the receiving committee.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Gen. Sherman
Major Schurtz
Lippincott’s Magazine
Bears in the Road Tale Told by a Mother
A mountain town boy four fears bears and stays indoors after his mother warns of bears in the road and park. A clergyman questions him, mother confesses the fib, and the boy suggests asking God to forgive the lie. The story from Lipincott's Magazine ends with the child's clear faith.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
William
Mamma
Lipincott’s
Magazine
Art of Rest and Postum Coffee as Remedy
An advertisement extols complete rest of body and mind through stomach health. It urges quitting coffee and using Postum Food Coffee to rebuild nerves and tissues. A hygienic sanitarium physician reports lasting benefit after coffee withdrawal, with the Doctor’s name available from Postum Co. Battle Creek, Mich.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Indiana
Postum
Postum Co., Ltd
Battle Creek
Mich
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