Prolix Emmons Co column of quips and quotes
A page of short witticisms and maxims from Emmons Co. records features pithy lines about life, pride, knowledge, and folly. Notable items reference the one armed man, diploma mills, a Towanda forged check, and reflections on gender roles and crime.
Woman's dire revenge opens large nursery for noisy babies
A Brooklyn woman who kept a boarding house nearly went bankrupt due to a kindergarten next door and a music teacher on the other side. After her tenants left, she reorganized her home and started a large nursery for very small, noisy children. The kindergarten is failing and the music teacher has vanished into the woods.
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Brooklyn
Smallpox Mentions Thread Victorian English Life
An English physician storyteller recalls smallpox prevalence just before Jenner, noting ads for servants requiring smallpox history and a counterfeit search listing “no pock-holes.” A grandmother advocates marrying off Angelina immediately to avoid delaying her life, citing absence of smallpox.
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England
Jenner
Church of England
Angelina
Sisters of the German Emperor Rebuff Station Master
A refined rebuke at a German railway station followed when two titled ladies sought a private compartment. The station-master pressed a lone passenger to surrender her seat, but the two sisters of the German emperor stepped in, declaring room for six and joining the woman in the compartment.
Chicago constables seize valuables amid alleged executions
Despite Baxter committee findings, city authorities continue to seize furniture cash and valuables as alleged executions. Jurors would not be harsh on a woman defending herself against a constable performing such acts, especially when guarding a house or store.
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Baxter Committee
Chicago
Fragmentary wartime quip on plunder and volunteers
A damaged excerpt notes Oliver Twist saying there is nothing eatable within reach and predicts nations may claim they are done despoiling. It credits western volunteers in Lagon for sparing soldierly qualities and asserts enough are in SS rico.
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Oliver Twist
Lagon
Rico
Summer Fashion: Separate Skirts and Waists Trend
A fashion note discusses the shift toward matching skirts and waists in fabrics, with emphasis on separate pieces. White silk waists with many tucks and insertions are popular, and ready-made options allow fitting across sizes. Many outfits mix skirts, waists, and coats for stylish summer trousseaus, including affordable pieces.
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Fashion
Modern machinery could lift Spain from decline
John T. Bramhall argues in a New York Tribune piece that Spain’s military and economic lag stems from a lack of modern machinery and skilled workers. He urges infection of Spain with American industrial training and equipment, noting Spain’s weak industrial base compared with Britain, Germany, the United States, and Japan, and suggests a mission of technology rather than religion to revive Spain’s prospects.
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America
Spain
China
Japan
Michel
Great Britain
Germany
United States
el Rey de Espana
Alfonso XIII
Philadelphia
London
Paris
Berlin
Vienna
Chicago
Don Quixote
Alfonso
Europe
Indies
Sierras
England
Nevada Mountains
Almaden
Catalonia
Cape of Good Hope
Alaska
Australia
Ural Mountains
John T. Bramhall
Ready made skirts and waists shape 1900s fashion trends
Anne Helme surveys ready made costumes showing how skirts and belts transform outfits. Linen and pique skirts with embroidery cost as low as 3.50 to 6.50, while silk waists and dotted Swiss muslin dominate summer looks. Department stores offer well cut, affordable suits that rival tailor made sets though they may not keep shape as long.
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Anne Helme
Easily Recognized. Dickens and John Forster Association
Charles Dickens delighted to tell stories of John Forster the writer and editor with whom he was closely associated. Forster had a strong decisive manner that impressed all who met him. His servants were trained to his wishes, yet he showed kindness and was greatly attached to them. A tale tells of a cabman unable to identify the person who sent him to the print office with an exact hour.
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Charles Dickens
John Forster
Forster
Inaccurate Hearing Novel Hums From Memory Misread
A fragment recounts how the ear misrecords sounds and hymns, with a bystander noting a sister who learned many hymns by listening in church. A child’s overheard lyric, I want to bed with them, then, surfaces as a misheard line.
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Feacher
Complainer at the End of a Dilemma on Dessert Choice
A brief wry note from the editor describes a man who cannot decide whether to grill a piece of strawberry shortcake or a short piece of strawberry ea. The quotation captures a humorous minor problem reflecting daily indecision.
Readapted Wusic Lox Draws Cautious Smiles
Fragmentary dialogue suggests a quirky device named Wusic Lox offering coin operated music, with remarks about a passing police officer and a San Francisco reference, indicating a playful or satirical scene from a local page. Names and full context are unclear due to damaged text.
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San Francisco
Paris Morgue Confrontations Ended By New Right To Counsel
A Paris correspondent reports a new law granting arrested prisoners 24 hours to consult counsel, potentially stopping dramatic morgue confrontations where murder suspects face the victim’s body. Magistrates use a curtain to reveal the corpse and press questions, but lawyers say the practice lacks legal basis and may be resisted by suspects.
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Paris
London
Troppmann
Woman's Beauty Impresses Women at Social Event
A social gathering featured debate on female beauty with a stylish bride drawing praise from women who claim most of their sex can recognize beauty in other women. The discussion contrasted women’s deeper gaze with men’s preference for showy, vivacious looks and warned against jealousy.
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Gilbert
Taste Sensations Reduced to Four Simple Tastes
The piece argues there are four basic tastes sweet bitter sour and salty while many flavors arise from smell touch temperature and sight. It claims most distinctions of fruits meats and drinks come from these senses and not taste, noting aromas drive perceptions of flavors in foods like calves tea and wine.
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Willy
Horse Shoe Curse Sparks Wild Yarns in Local Tale
In a rustic exchange the speaker recalls a superstition about a flying horseshoe striking the head as a joke of calling Nolagra. Ol repeats seeing Nolagra and asks which part was visible. The quip closes with a wild bit about horse shoe rapids and a bawdy grin in a shared rural mood.
Melbourne's Seventieth Century Prelude
Fragmentary note mentions Melbourne and British history with reference to Segre ris's accession, suggesting a historical or celebratory context. No clear events or dates are readable to specify names, places, or outcomes beyond a general imperial framing.
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Melbourne
Em. S
Segre
His Choice and Fortune Reflect in Sacred Vows
A brief Cleveland Leader quotation notes a man marrying a bank account instead of a partner. The remark highlights the era’s wit on marriage, money, and prudence, illustrating social attitudes toward financial concerns in relationships.
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Cleveland
Curious Custom at Chinese Dinners Reignites Digestion Claim
In China guests dash between courses while a popular toast suggests Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as the cure for constipation indigestion or stomach trouble. The ad ends with a somber reminder that many fail to find health until too late.
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China
Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises Health Through Substantial Blood
An old advertisement urges readers to focus on real vitality rather than shadows of neglect. It extols Hood's Sarsaparilla as the path to maintaining healthy blood and robust health, warning to choose only Hood's product.
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Hood
Wonderful Capacity Quote About Paul Kruger
The Cleveland Plain Dealer notes a remark praising Paul Kruger by calling him a man of wonderful capacity. It adds a colloquial punch comparing such capacity to rising daily beer consumption, reflecting a satirical or humorous tone.
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Paul Kruger
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Place for Your Daughters at St Marys Academy Notre Dame
The St Marys Academy at Notre Dame Indiana is described as the top girls educational institution in the nation. Its Sisters of the Holy Cross supervised faculty have issued a catalogue rich in data for parents seeking the best schooling for their daughters away from village life amid natural scenic setting.
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St. Mary's Academy
Notre Dame
Indiana
United States
Sisters of the Holy Cross
Learn to Say Nothing Says Veteran to Youth
A veteran tells a young man to learn to say nothing rather than always saying yes or no. The high-browed youth in uniform guesses the advice, while the veteran clarifies the point in a Washington Star style exchange.
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Washington Star
Notre Dame University Ad Invites Family College Interest
Notre Dame University at Notre Dame Indiana invites readers seeking a college for their sons to request a free catalogue and details on terms courses and admissions The ad highlights preparatory school St Edward's hall commercial course and thorough higher programs noting fifty five years of educational work and acclaim nationwide.
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Notre Dame University
Notre Dame
Indiana
West
St. Edward's Hall
Baltimore & Ohio adopts unified officer titles plan
General Manager Underwood of the Baltimore & Ohio road announced changes effective July 1 to unify and simplify officer titles. Harvey Middleton becomes general superintendent of motive power and mechanical superintendent in charge of all shops and locomotive and car repairs. David Lee moves to superintendent of maintenance of way, Trans-Ohio division, for lines west of the Ohio River. D A Williams becomes superintendent of stores.
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Underwood
Baltimore & Ohio Road
Oneen
Harvey Middleton
Motive Power
David Lee
Ohio River
Trans-Ohio Division
D. A. Williams
Youthful Idea and Elderly Ase-Young Man Exchange Conviction Question
In a brief city column the Indianapolis Journal notes a humorous exchange where a young man asks an elderly person if they have felt conviction for sin. A child responds with a playful claim about eating too many green apples last summer.
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Indianapolis Journal
Doctor Rinplaue Eyes Ear Nose Throat Expert in Fargo
Dr J H Rinplaue, a specialist in eye ear nose and throat, based in Fargo North Dakota, is mentioned in a yard sale context with a Mother Hubbard dress described among items. The readable fragment suggests a local business listing or classified notice style entry without further details.
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Fargo, N. D
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