Proverbs and Witty Maxims From a 19th Century Column
A collection of humorous and moral maxims on virtue work marriage language and general life wisdom. The quips touch on labor mischief among soldiers women and societal norms with a playful tone. Notable lines reference virtue habit fooling a day and the dangers of overlong speech.
Wisdom and virtue praised as paths to peace and reward
A moral reflection extols wisdom as a route to peace and God’s favor as the highest good. Conscience is supreme, character is pure gold, and reputation is merely tin.
Philippines settlement must not return to Spain
The text argues that the Philippines must not be handed back to Spain and endorses recognizing Aguinaldo's followers under U S direction as the only workable solution. It warns that restoring Spanish authority after the costly Dewey and Merritt campaign would be grave injustice and a farce.
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Philippines
Spain
Aguinaldo
United States
Dewey
Merritt
Wisconsin woman seeks name for battleship
Mrs. Louise H Pratt of Sherwood Wisconsin argues young women should not have exclusive rights to naming warships and offers to name the battleship Wisconsin. She notes her age fifty one, local Wisconsin schooling, cooking knitting spinning and making soft soap skills, short hair, and that she has raised two boys and two girls.
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Louise H. Pratt
Sherwood
Wis
Wisconsin
Be Off With the Old War Before We Take on New
The writer argues against sending an American fleet to the Bosphorus or making a naval show off Constantinople while our Spain dispute remains unsettled. He suggests postponing foreign adventures until after we settle our conflict with Spain, noting a wiser path is to finish the old war first.
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Bosphorus
Constantinople
Spain
New York aldermen defeat profanity ordinance debate
A New York City council measure punishing indecent speech is defeated by aldermen. The record recalls Rev. A. T. Porter’s Charleston school discipline and guards against profanity. Bryant witnesses Porter's question, noting reforms and critics of northern boards.
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City Council of
New York
A. T. Porter
Great Industrial School
Charleston
South Carolina
William Cullen Bryant
Man and Horse Compared in State of Nature
A passage argues that both men and horses share instincts and potential. wild horses hold only prospective value, needing taming and training. Some horses accept mild bits while others require strict control, and the animal learns a master is to be obeyed. occasional whip or spur may be needed.
Porto Rico Self-Government Demands For Puerto Ricans
The speaker argues for broad self rule in Porto Rico with universal suffrage and familiar democratic devices. He says residents must govern through elections, primary votes, ward meetings, and torchlight processions to be real Americans, condemning bosses and political rings.
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Porto Rico
Spain and its fading realm in Bowen’s verse
A poetic sequence celebrates Spain’s imperial glory and its fall, praising conquest yet lamenting tyranny as Bowen portrays castles crumbling and ships surrendering. The imagery contrasts ancient walls, Castilian skies, and calls for freedom against oppressive rule.
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Spain
Auk Egg Auction Shows Valued Relic From Extinct Bird
The Chicago Record recounts a London auction where a single egg from the extinct great auk sold for 840 dollars after initial bids around 262.50. The egg, laid by a bird of the auk family once common in northern waters, was described as enormous and rare, with about sixty known eggs in existence.
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Field
Stevens’ Auction Rooms
London
Chicago
First Railway Opened in England 1830
The article recalls the Liverpool and Manchester line opening on September 15 1830 marking steam locomotion as a practical transport method. It notes the eight train dedication procession the fatal Huskisson accident and lists notable attendees including the Duke of Wellington and builder Robert Stephenson.
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England
Liverpool and Manchester
Robert Peel
Liverpool
Manchester
Huskisson
Duke of Wellington
Robert Stephenson
Fahrenheit and the Mercury Thermometer Inventor
The article recounts Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit’s development of the mercury thermometer in 1720 after failed early devices. It notes his German origin from Danzig, move to Amsterdam, and his quiet life. his death date is disputed but often placed as September 16, 1736.
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Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit
Fahrenheit
Danzig
Amsterdam
Holland
When Balloons Were Rare Day of First Balloon Ascent
A fragment notes that September 15 marked the first balloon ascent over England, observed forty six years earlier in a historical sequence. The passage hints at early aviation milestones and public interest in balloon travel.
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England
Lunardi Balloon Flight Attracts London Crowds In 1784
A Neapolitan balloonist Vincent Lunardi ascended from the artillery ground in London on September 15 1784 in front of a large crowd. The balloon frightened workers in a field yet drew the attention of the nation and earned Lunardi substantial earnings from exhibitions. The king and ministers paused state business to watch the ascent.
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England
Vincent Lunardi
London
Lunardi
Tales of Medical Men and Hints of Longevity
A humor feature recalls a London house surgeon hearing a bizarre bite story from a patient who jokes the culprit was a woman not an animal. A Marquette doctor meets a cemetery sexton after a trip, noting a lull in funerals. A French statistician tracks doctor lifespans from the sixteenth to the present, then considers patient longevity.
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London
Sexton
Nature's Feud: Cockroach vs Spider in Survival Tale
The piece portrays a long running struggle between the cockroach and the spider, with the spider shown as the cockroach’s deadliest foe. It notes the insect’s cleverness and persistence against poisons and traps, while warning against endorsing spiders as pests.
Domitian Assassinated During Revealed Plot in Banquet
Eighteen hundred years ago tomorrow the cruel Roman emperor Domitian was killed in his closet during a staged reveal of a plot. A banquet theater featured a coffin bearing his name while a masked jury threatened guests, the senate, as conspirators including his own wife and family watched.
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Domitian
Imperial Senate of the Empire
Silk Worm of the Sea Spins Golden Silk in Sicily
A shell fish called the pinna in the Mediterranean spins viscid silk to attach to rocks, guiding filaments to settle and re forming if cut. The gathered material is washed dried and carded yielding three ounces of fine thread per pound of coarse filament with a burnished golden brown hue.
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Mediterranean
Sicily
Jumping Abilities Of Animals Documented In A Brief Record
The kan garoo leads as a jumper among large animals, leaping sixty to seventy feet and clearing 12 to 15 foot fences. The springbok jumps ten to twelve feet high and clears ten to twelve yards of space for sport. Sheep goats Morocco goats leap twelve feet. tigers and leopards cover long distances, and the longest horse leap on record is 87 feet.
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Morocco
CapF ir Sketches of Battle Of Santiago and Dreamlike Ocean Scene
Poem fragment by George E. Owen in Chicago Daily News describes two incidents of the Santiago battle with naval imagery and sentry symbolism. The verses contrast Spanish power with a looming fate of freedom, ending with a dream of liberty engulfing tyranny.
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George E. Owen
Chicago Daily News
Christian spirit amid war praised in McKinley proclamation
A commendation of civilian and military conduct during the Spanish American War. The piece highlights reverent acts, such as a captain’s public prayer aboard the Texas, sailors bowing hats in thanks to God, and a general call for humility and compassion alongside victory. It extols Christian virtue among leaders and troops alike.
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McKinley
Almirante Oquendo
Cervera
United States
Texas
Christobal Colon
Chaplain Jones
Goff
Philip
Bayard Taylor
Firing Big Gun at Sandy Hook Reveals Smokeless Powder Test
The Spectator writes of a massive 65 ton gun at Sandy Hook used to test smokeless powder. A 35 foot barrel fires a 1000 pound projectile eight miles away, costing over $60 000 to build and $150 per firing. Two canvas bags loaded with 65 pounds of powder advance the test.
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Sandy Hook
Uncle Sam
Velocity—cannon test records and waterspouts observed
An officer conducted a rapid gunpowder test, observing three waterspouts at sea as smokeless powder fired a 130 pound charge. The projectile reached 2140 feet per second with 29800 psi breech pressure, narrowly missing the planned 2250 fps target by three feet per second.
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Spain
Gea
Grant and a Kissing Girl at Saratoga
A Civil War era tale recalls General Grant hosting a banquet at the Union Hotel in Saratoga Springs. A Saratoga belle demanded a kiss, but Mrs. Grant declined. The girl then offered to shake hands, ending the moment with humor and honor for both spouses.
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New York Mail and Express
Colored troops in Philadelphia and Washington barracks report
Wartime observations recount prejudice against colored troops marching through Philadelphia. A wounded trooper from Troop E Ninth Cavalry recalls San Juan Hill and a Rough Rider saving his life. The piece notes racial attitudes and praises black soldiers alongside white defenders of the Union. It also traces the U S flag history and the 1777 Continental Congress resolution for thirteen stripes and thirteen stars.
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Philadelphia
Washington Star
Washington Barracks
San Juan Hill
Ninth Cavalry
Santiago
United States
New York Tribune
Continental Congress
Moral suasion at school sparks a sharp exchange
A boy explains moral suasion at his school while an old gentleman asks about it. The boy details being kept in, stood in corners, locked out and in, made to write one word a thousand times, and scolded, ending with a dry punchline. A second remark notes that in nine of ten cases the father in law of a self made man provides the job.
Go West Old Maid: Bachelor Surplus Drives Spinster Migration
An editorial argues that 2,200,000 more bachelors than old maids exist in the United States, citing government figures. It suggests old maids seek western territories like Idaho and Wyoming where ten bachelors await each available woman, urging spinster relocation for better marriage odds.
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United States
Sam
Massachusetts
Idaho
Wyoming
Sioux City Journal
Jews Barred from Palestine Proclaimed by Turkish Legation
The Turkish legation announces a formal prohibition on entry to Palestine for foreign Jews and states that Ottoman authorities have orders to prevent Jewish immigrant landings in that province.
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Palestine
Turning Point in a Dull Family Tale
A lighthearted quip from Tit-Bits about a wife asking after a brother’s health and receiving a lengthy confession. The exchange highlights a comic domestic moment where concern leads to an extended tale.
Took Three Time Magistrate Quips At Prisoner
An old Tit-Bits cartoon caption shows a stern magistrate addressing a prisoner who retorts that it took three policemen to bring him in. The exchange highlights a sharp, humorous exchange from historical reportage.
Mistress at Home Refused Visitors In London Judy
In London Judy a mistress questions a servant after confirming visitors were told she was not at home. The servant reports that the visitors replied with a curt remark. The exchange highlights social norms and etiquette in domestic life.
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London
Is This a Paradox The more man gets the more he wants
A wry remark from the Philadelphia North American notes that ease and reward breed desire. after two weeks off a man is tired and after four weeks he would be even more tired, implying rest does not fully satisfy.
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Philadelphia
Oddities and Military Spending Across Regions
A miscellany note reports sardine output up, then shifts to military expenditures with Russia leading at £30,900,000 and Britain at £18,000,000. It recounts a Belgrade execution with a second man mistaken as a brigand, a Russian church wall icon rediscovered beneath whitewash, and a Manx cycling exhibit about a new bicycle design for hot weather riders.
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Russia
Germany
France
Austria
Italy
Great Britain
Belgrave
Servia
Mousqueiaire
Valibol
Isle of Man
London
Hall's Catarrh Cure and Local Notices Ad
An old advertisement promotes Hall’s Catarrh Cure with testimonials and a mail order pitch. The text includes assurances of honesty from F. J. Cheney and references to wholesale and druggists selling products. A closing joke from the Chicago News contrasts writing talent with postage stamps.
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Ccmr
Hall
F. J
F. J. Cheney
Truax
Wal Aiding
Kinnan & Wholesale
Ohio
Expansion Idea Sparks Charlie’s Swell Talk
A brief Indianapolis Journal excerpt shows Charlie voicing support for expansion while peers question how he formed the opinion. The exchange hints at a surprising moment of candor and approval.
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Charlie
Indianapolis Journal
How to Prevent Hog Cholera with Cooked Feed
Advice from Empire Mfg. Co. Quincy Illinois promotes cooked feed to prevent hog cholera. Cooked feed cookers claim to reduce feed by at least one third, keep hogs healthy, and pay for themselves within a week.
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Empire Mfg. CO
Hampshire St
Quincy
No Occasion for Lying
A Brooklyn man quips that city consolidation has one benefit. He can register in New York when out of town without blushing, prompting a response from a New Yorker in Chicago News.
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Brooklyn
New Yorker
New York
Chicago News
Cascarets Ad Promises Cleaner Blood for Beauty
An old advertisement touts Cascarets Candy as a blood cleaner to improve skin. It claims purification by stirring the bloodstream and removing impurities, promising banishment of blemishes and blackheads with prices listed as 10, 25, and 60 cents.
The Still Small Voice In Family Talk
A brief Chicago News item notes a playful exchange where a child named Harry asks about the still small voice and Papa explains it as the mother’s suggestions to the cook, illustrating domestic humor.
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Harry
Papa
Chicago News
Seasonal Truths and Domestic Myths in Classic Verse
A brief literary fragment critiques notions of weather and season as metaphors for women. It parodies masculine clichés about marriage and control, presenting a sharp, ironic voice on love and gender roles.
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