Paying the Doctor's Fee
A column urging fair treatment of physicians calls for prompt payment of medical bills. It cites audits showing many bills are slow or never paid, argues doctors deserve timely remuneration, and urges households to adjust consciences to make the last paid first.
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Ladies’ Home Journal
Patents Issued Last Week To Northwestern Inventors
Northwestern inventors were granted patents for diverse items including horseshoe under-reamer, bone fumigator, sleigh, rail way spike, nailing machine, acetylene gas generator, ticket stamp and recorder and more. Names listed include Erik A Frydenlund Lakota N D Eugene P Hoard Hot Springs 8 D Hans P Jensen Mankato John R Kunzelman Stillwater Thomas H McDonald Potomac Charles Nigro Biwabik Samuel Y Penrod Chotane Samuel J Taylor Minneapolis.
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Northwestern
Erik A. Frydenlund
Lakota
N. D
Horseshoe
Major Hall
Boise
Idaho
Eugene P. Hoard
Hot Springs
Hans P. Jensen
Mankato
Minn
John R. Kunzelman
Stillwater
Thomas H. McDonald
Potomac
Mont
Charles Nigro
Self-Conscious Youth Reflects War Impact on Diamonds
Willie Washington laments South Africa war as six girls warn diamond demand may rise. He jokes about engagement rings amid talk of economic effects. In other news the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad orders 2,500 box cars from Pullman Palace Car Co and South Baltimore Car Works, tallying 8,860 cars to be delivered within six months.
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South Africa
Willie Washington
Mabe
Washington Star
Baltimore and Ohio Rail Road
Pullman’s Palace Car Company
South Baltimore Car Works
Reading Advertisements Brings Amusement and Bargains
A humorous note extols reading advertisements for amusement and excellent bargains. It mentions Chest Expansion Reduced and a playful banter about marriage with Miss Curzon, ending with a flippant exchange about a tailor as a husband and absence from home.
Not an Exceptional Case quote yields sharp wit
A terse Chicago quotation from 08 hints at marriage motives. The line contrasts marrying for money with a mistaken belief, prompting Shen to ask what she married for as cig dilates on the unknown motive. The snippet captures era dialogue and social tone.
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Shen
Cig
Chicago
Had Sense of Humor in a Scottish Shooting Box
A Scottish girl’s wit saves her from a too ardent swain in a tale from a Scotch shooting box. After he threatens another kiss she warns of telling her father. The father, with a gun, appears, prompting the lover to flee in panic. The anecdote notes the girl’s humor and the gun’s entrance.
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New York Morning Telegraph
Marital Quarrel Over Kate Scott Blame
A couple three months into marriage quarrel over motives. He accuses her of marrying for money. she retorts. The clash centers on a past fiancée, Kate Scott, and the unintended heartbreak she caused by breaking an engagement. The exchange, from Collier's Weekly, highlights marital tension and misaligned loves.
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Kate Scott
Collier’s Weekly
The Fence That Wasn’t Built in Maine Cemetery
Neighbors planned to fence a Maine graveyard but stalled after Darius Howard quipped that no one inside wanted to leave and none outside wished to enter. Laughter ceased the effort as the fence remained unbuilt.
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Maine
Darius Howard
Darius
Lewiston Journal
Poultry Compound Ad Seeks Farmers in Des Moines Iowa
A classified notice offers wages of 18 dollars per week plus expenses to a man with one or two horse teams to introduce a poultry compound among farmers. Reference required. Address with reply to ACME Mercantile Co. Des Moines Iowa.
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Acme Mrc. Co
Des Moines
Iowa
King of the Garbage Islands and Oddities
An eclectic New York Press item blends surreal phrases and oddities. It features a boastful “Head Chief” figure, a quirky header about the “King of the Garbage Islands,” and a casual remark on a bottle of hair oil labeled Shake well before using, creating a humorous collage of eccentric lines.
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Garbage Islands
New York Press
Eden Gate Opens as Eve Weeps at Exit
The fragment recalls Eve's hesitation before eating the Apple and the serpent's promise. It notes her later exit from Eden and her weeping as the gate opened. The line appears from a New York publication segment marked Pregs.
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Eve
New York
Dictionary Talk Between Father and Son in Boston Traveler
A dialogue shows Willie-Pa asking if every word is in the dictionary and Pa replying new words appear. The father defers to the mother for a definition, highlighting language evolution in a brief exchange from the Boston Traveler.
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Willie
Wylse
Boston
The Tragic Joke and Witty Exchanges
Humorous quips about romance and humor are shared in a Chicago Times Herald style tale. The joke weighs on love and sense of humor, while a reply about the golden rule contrasts serious and witty perspectives.
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Alice
Chicago Times. Herald
Open-door idea prompts political caution
In the Chicago Record a dialogue shows Mary cautious about an open-door policy while suggesting a fly screen door as a practical addition, framing a balance between openness and safeguards in public policy discourse.
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Chicago
The Cultured Way to Say It Watch Joke
Quote from Jeweler's Weekly notes a Chicago woman asking if a watch is fast and a Boston woman retorts it is only slightly premature. A brief humor exchange on time and phrasing.
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Chicago
Boston
Jeweler’s Weekly
Weather and crime and errors a curious link
Edwin G Dexter studies how weather affects behavior noting more violent assaults and personal crises in bright weather while damp days see more mental errors like bank mistakes. He proposes that bracing air boosts energy and activity, increasing violence, whereas gloom lowers mood but reduces activity.
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Edwin G. Dexter
Detachable Button Reveals Instant Fastening Device
A new detachable button promises quick fastening without needle or thread. It appears sewn but uses a metal hook and a locking bar, held by a spring to grip the fabric. The mechanism allows rapid attachment and greater strain resistance for solo wearers.
Grounding Rods and Lightning Safety Coverage
An Engineering News discussion argues for proper building grounding using a substantial iron rod buried deep with a pointed rustproof top. It likens neglecting grounding to letting lightning act like a dangerous bug, urging larger conductive channels to guide potential electrical surges away from structures.
Wonderful Illumination at Niagara Falls for Exposition
Niagara Falls is to be lit by electricity for the Buffalo Exposition. Tall towers on both river banks will bear searchlights to illuminate the falls with color changes and a phosphorescent glow in the Cave of the Winds. Graphite is highlighted for its varied industrial uses and resilience. A seismograph note from Mauritius suggests a daily land tide driven by solar heating with soil moisture shifts.
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Niagara Falls
Niagara
Mauritius
Handy porcelain fixing trough for darkroom plates
A new convenient appliance for darkrooms, a porcelain fixing trough holds six quarter-plate dippers that can be lifted for examination by transmitted or reflected light without touching the plates. The device prevents finger soiling and reduces breakage risk.
Holiday Array Describes Local Festive Preparations
In a Washington Star excerpt, Dom Paul jokes with a stranger about meager showings while detailing preparations. The port laureate cleans blunderbusses, the brass band rehearses at the rifle range, and military jailors reinforce cavalry pantaloons as a sign of pomp and pageantry to come.
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Dom Paul
Cavalry
Washington Star
No Improvements on It Cause of Rejected Suit
A Baltimore News fragment shows a man pressing his suit to a girl who declines, crying that there are no improvements on his lot. The young man sobs, and she coldly asks why, prompting the line about no improvements.
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Baltimore News
Brockton Shoeworkers Prosperity and Factory Expansion
The Brockton Times reports that the W. L. Douglas Shoe Company payroll for the week ending Sept 30 averaged 15.54 per week excluding managers and clerical staff, with steady work year round. The Douglas factory plans a 100 by 40 foot five story addition, boosting capacity by 2 percent as Brockton’s shoe industry prospers and collections improve.
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Brockton
W. L. Douglas Shoe Company
Douglas
W. J. Douglas Shoe Company
Massachusetts
W. L. Douglas
Mass
Songs for Trade Concerts From Various Trades
A rundown of humorous song titles attributed to different workers and tradesmen. Notables include a sweep, waiter, arrist, gardener, cobbler, pawnbroker, executioner, prize fighter, clockmaker, publican, tax collector, and cheesemonger. Also references sales slogans for Goodyear Rubber Co. and quality imitations warnings.
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Tom
Erin
John
Where the Winds Don't Blow
A man, always worried about health, muses on securing a berth on the Shamrock or the Columbia. He asks if yachting holds interest for him, replying it is his doctor who urges caution to avoid a draft.
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Shamrock
Columbia
Washington Star
Washing Instructions for Elder Down Quilt
To wash an elder down quilt use warm soapy water with a little ammonia. Gently wring and repeat until clean. Rinse with two water changes, shake well and hang to dry. When dry shake frequently to regain full, soft new-like feel.
Filipino General Reflects on Long Army Career
A Filipino general remarks on surviving a long army career without assassination, noting the dangers faced while serving. The exchange, voiced by a lady and a general, captures risk and resilience within military life.
Allen's Foot-Ease Ad From LeRoy NY 25c
An advertisement touts Allen's Foot-Ease powder as the sole cure for swollen smarting feet corns and bunions. Available at druggists and shoe stores for 25 cents with free sample, mail order to Allen 8 Olmsted LeRoy New York. A quoted line from the Chicago Record mentions autumn flowers and a hideous vase in a wintry scene.
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Allen
Olmsted
LeRoy, N. Y
Properly Located Feathered Legacy Quip Attributed Quotes
The Washington Star quotes a financier predicting a feather in his wife’s hat as a measure of a deal’s prestige. A Fargo eye specialist notes on legacy through education. Warnings on influence and justice are linked to character, with a remark on the typewriter as a patent write.
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Washington Star
General Wheeler Praises Peruna as Catarrh Cure
Major General Joseph Wheeler commands cavalry in front of Santiago and endorses Peruna, joining Senators McEnery Sullivan and Roach in praise. The lettered testimonials from S D McEnery New Orleans W V Sullivan Oxford and W N Roach Larimore attest Peruna as an excellent tonic and notable remedy for catarrh. A free catarrh book offers by The Peruna Drug Mfts Co Columbus Ohio.
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Santiago
Peruna
Sullivan
Roach
McEnery
United States
S. D. McEnery
Louisiana
New Orleans
W. V Sullivan
Oxford
Miss
W. N. Roach
Larimore
North Dakota
M'f's Co
Columbus
Ohio
Rainy Saturday Village Anecdotes and Notices
Fragmentary notes on rainy Saturdays with children at play and Mrs Jenkinson's move. Short quotes and ads appear, including cure advertisements for opioids and tonics to reform addiction, and a claim from Mrs Nichols about Piso's Cure for Consumption. Also a quip about reducing rents by sewing them up.
Cyclone Joke Transcript Resurfaces in Courtroom Exchange
A judge remarks on a sailor's claim of a wife leaving after a cyclone. The second sailor quips about a supposed tornado and the wife eloping, revealing a humorous, rowdy courtroom moment with local flavor.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Claim Ad Sold by Druggists
An old advertisement asserts deafness stems from inflamed mucus in the Eustachian tube and promises a cure with Hall's Catarrh Cure. It offers one hundred dollars for any deafness case not cured, invites readers to send for free circulars, lists F J Cheney & Co of Toledo as manufacturers, and mentions Hall's Family Pills.
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Hall
F. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
Wits
Swanson Rheumatic Care Company
Chicago
Ill
Swanson
Swanson's Co
A. Jackson
Kearney
Neb
Swanson Rheumatic Cure CO
Lake Street
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