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Newspaper

Emmons County Record

Location

Linton, North Dakota, United States of America

Date

Mar 31, 1899

Page

2

Quick Wits and Quips From The News Page

A collage of clipped observations and wry asides ranging from chewing gum trends with women to a dig at cleanliness in St. Louis. The notes touch on public figures, satire about Admiral Schley, and pithy morals about trust, appearances, and politics.

Admiral Dewey and strategy issues in late 19th century

The piece praises Admiral Dewey as an ideal investigator of the Philippine islands and hints at strategic debates over Admiral Sampson. It notes a humorous china of a camel’s death, discusses heart health in bicyclists, and muses on seasonal health effects and northern climate resilience. December is as pleasant as May.

Dewey Philippine Islands Philippines Sampson Board of Strategy United States

Notable quotes and hints from public figures and explorers

The passage surveys remarks by Prof. C. Hanford Henderson praising humane charm and a free society ennobling all people. It notes Senator-elect Beveridge’s past hunger, hinting at future joining an organization with exclusive meals. It also mentions archaeologists and geographers locating Fashoda at Eden’s entrance and questions Marchand’s paradise.

C. Hanford Henderson Garden of Eden Marchand

The Dollar of 1804 Mystery and History

The dollar of 1804 is a rare American coin valued at 300 to 1250 dollars, with 12 to 15 known specimens. Experts doubt the China wreck tale. most pieces are restrikes, with one Baltimore specimen possibly genuine. Counterfeits and altered dates are common, so buyers should seek expert verification before purchase.

Liberty United States of America China Baltimore

What Presidents Cost Much Less Than Others

The article shows the U S president costs 114865 annually to citizens. It breaks the amount into salary 50000 found and a 33865 secretary staff and 4 other items 8000 contingent fund 16000 furniture and repairs 3000 fuel 4000 greenhouse repairs. It notes the total 114865, 14875 more than salary, and compares to the French Republic at 120000 salary plus 32480 contingent and free rent.

United States White House French Republic

Humorous Language Blunders From The Cornhill Magazine

A Cornhill Magazine humor piece lists blunders in speech. A Catholic priest asks about extremis and hears a clumsy reply with phrases like clean in up to the neck. A dying man and a railway firmament joke follow, plus schoolboys breaking boundaries and a pupil using long words to accuse a “voracious statement.”

Cornhill Bill Smith

Oil Fueled Arlberg Locomotives Replace Coal

The Austrian State Railroad now burns oil in locomotives passing through the Arlberg tunnel. These heavy two cylinder compounds measure 550 mm and 800 mm bore with 625 m stroke and eight coupled wheels. Oil burners designed by Mr Holden of the North Eastern Railway in England ease ventilation compared with coal burning.

Arlberg Mr. Holden Northeastern England

Miner marriage plans falter after rejection

She said no and Lenox notes the stumbling block was the answer to his proposal, derailing Flemming’s elaborate wedding plans. The piece reflects on how a single response reshaped expectations and social bearings surrounding the couple.

Flemming Miner Lenox

Why an Opponent Is Always Seen as Wrong Side

An opponent often appears wrong due to framing bias, selective information, and conflict dynamics. Critics, media, and audiences may align with the prevailing narrative, while challengers face scrutiny and stereotype reinforcement.

Pigeons Proposed for Coast Signaling by Sea

Captain John R. Bartlett reports value in training homing pigeons for coast signaling to communicate with offshore patrol vessels. The plan calls for year or two of systematic training, bases with carriers, and a dedicated officer to develop and supervise the service. Economically feasible, it would aid maritime interests in peace and war. Other nations already maintain similar systems.

John R. Bartlett Coast Signal Service Spain Department Baltimore Sun Naval Maritime Department

Winter Fur Wraps Dominate Vanity Fair Fashion

The article notes cold winds revive fur wraps for women with collarettes of silver and red fox and fox heads. It discusses London's social scene where guests fund entertainers and parties via secretive city ventures, as described by Labouchere, highlighting social dynamics and money in society.

London Labouchere

New York as Emerging Art Center Attracts European Masters

The article notes hopes for New York to become a major art hub as leading geniuses visit and may settle temporarily. It cites Duran Chartran and Madrazzo as prominent painters who spent winters here and rumors of their return. Visitors include the Marquis of Anglesey and his brothers, with social ties to American figures.

New York Duran Chartran Madrazzo America Marquis of Anglesey Almeric Paget William C. Whitney Miss Chetwynd

Two Sympathetic Lakes Cause Scientific Debate

The Wetternsee in Switzerland is debunked as a bottomless pit myth with a measured depth of 119 meters. Scientists note shared fauna with Lake Constance and speculate on possible cross lake movement of life forms, while storms allegedly link lake activity between the two bodies of water.

Wetternsee Switzerland Kleine Zeitung Lake of Wettern Lake of Constance Lake of Constance

Iron to Steel Supersedes Iron in Pipe and Tubing

Steel has almost replaced iron in pipe and tubing production with about 75 percent of national output now steel. Wrought iron usage declined after lapweld joint issues, and steel's strength longevity and corrosion resistance boosted adoption. Steel pipe and tubing propelled bicycle and broader industrial demand in domestic and foreign markets.

Doctor Holmes Partner Flash of wit proves Holmes tied to Sun

A dated anecdote recalls Oliver Wendell Holmes dabbling in photography and signing a gift photo with Taken by Oliver Wendell Holmes and Sun, suggesting collaboration with a bright associate. The quip highlights Holmes humor and amateur photography noted by friends.

Doctor Holmes Oliver Wendell Holmes Sun

Soprano Salary Cut Spurs Union Dialouge

A Cincinnati Enquirer remark highlights a soprano whose salary was lowered prompting discussion. The quotation notes a justified grievance and suggests organizational friction behind the pay change. No further details on the performer or institution are provided.

Cincinnati Enquirer

Why Railroad Building is Not Popular in China

An excerpt discusses American railroad ventures in China and attributes failure to conservatism. It notes traditional ancestor worship and graves disturbed by rail lines as a serious grievance, illustrating utilitarian views among some Chinese individuals.

China

Our Budget of Fun Jokes and Rustic Lays in Town

A novelty collection titled Our Budget of Fun features original and selected witticisms. It recalls youth and outdoor scenes once shared by lovers, contrasting bright skies of youth with smoky days of later years.

Doctor Explains High Fee After Saving Life

An elder scolds a doctor for a heavy charge, arguing eight men were kept from heaven. The doctor replies that the fee was justified by saving the elder's life and adds humor about not knowing the elder's destination.

Eccentric Man and Lunatic Slang Compared

The text defines an eccentric man as a very wealthy lunatic while a poor lunatic is called a crank. It contrasts wealth and sanity in informal terms.

Bobby

Well, Local Figure Shifts Image as Politician

The speaker greets Rube Hayricks, once called “Happy old Rube,” noting his change to a populist look but asserting he remains a straight Republican. A vow from seven years ago to not shave or cut his hair until Sile Williams wins township trustee is mentioned as context.

Rube Hayricks Rube Sile Wiliams

Curiosity Claims Fatness From Military Camp

A Curiosity comments to a museum exhibit that the speaker gained fatness in a military camp during the Hispano American War. He notes the exaggeration of the fat man as a rank failure and contrasts it with others who run. The remark frames a humorous wartime origin for the figure.

Dime Museum

Landlady Complains After Pie Crust Paint Remark

The landlady laments a guest remark about pie crust needing another coat of paint. A second table boarder asks what was said as she nearly cries, defending the pie despite the criticism.

No Eloom for Doubt Says Col Stillwell in Testimony

In a color line dispute Col Stillwell testifies that a colored man is not peaceful citizen grounds, claiming personal knowledge the man sought trouble and attempted to vote at every election. The exchange questions the man’s civic standing and right to vote.

Col. Stillwell

Mistrustful Exchange Over Twenty Million Theft

The Spanish diplomat compliments restraint while a peace commissioner defends himself against slipping into an undignified rush to seize twenty million. The exchange centers on national slights and the temptation of a large sum.

Woodbe Jefferson Aha Actors Eating House Discovery

Woodbe Jefferson declares discovery of an actors dining establishment while the other character urges him to study a signed document. The exchange hints at a quest or investigation within a theatrical or literary context.

Woodbe Jefferson

Independence Day Joke About In-Laws

A short humor note from Puck quotes a family joke about a mother in law dictating when to wear winter flannels. The speaker reveals he kept his flannels on until she became arbitrary, then removed them.

Puck

Faith in Kiss Transmits Maladies Sparks Skepticism

A Detroit Journal item records a witty exchange among society men asking if maladies pass by kissing. One man admits skepticism until he kisses his partner, after which he experiences palpitations of the heart, illustrating the humorous tone of early 20th century social chatter.

Detroit Detroit Journal

Quote on cycling hardships and mobility limits

A fragment shows a speaker describing attempts at riding a bicycle. They note trouble mounting and staying on but also the ability to ride once on, yet struggle to lift and move knees, indicating physical constraint and adaptation needs.

Preacher Questions Meaning of Ancient Wine Press Passage

A Chicago Tribune quote shows a dialogue where Henry jokes about preaching on a biblical text about the wine press trodden outside the city and blood reaching the horse bridles for 1600 furlongs, while one participant admits no idea.

Henry Chicago ‘Tribune

Patents Issued Last Week To Northwestern Inventors

List of patents granted to inventors in North Dakota Minnesota Montana and nearby. Names include Martin O Arnegaard Hillsboro Arthur G Diver Wahpeton Thomas G Howland Kilkenny William T Kammann Minneapolis Miland A Knapp Maurice Steinberg Binabik Theodore J Vance Rosebud Arthur O Brien Helena and Alerwin Loth B Johnson with varied governors valve gear game counter power transmission device dredging apparatus sanitary appliance and current wheel.

Northwestern Martin O. Arnegaard Hillsboro N. D Arthur G. Diver Wahpeton Thomas G. Howland Kilkenney Minn William T. Kammann Minneapolis Miland A. Knapp Maurice Steinberg Binabik Theodore J. Vance Rosebud Mont Arthur O'Brien Helena Alerwin Loth B Johnson Patend Attonseys Oneer Iressa Building Bt. Prul

Phraseplay in Boston and Indianapolis Journal Quotes

A London style exchange features a Boston woman praising her preferred lecturer as a biscuit john while a city member questions a pardon. The Indianapolis Journal translates the remark as calling the lecturer a crackerjack in plain terms.

Boston Indianapolis Journal

Baltimore and Ohio South Western railway to restart reconstruction

Rehabilitation of the Baltimore and Ohio South Western railway will begin in spring after frost. One hundred one thousand rail joints will reballast forty thousand tons of rail. Ordered rolling stock includes two thousand standard box cars five hundred steel coal cars due in March and forty compound freight engines plus five ten wheel passenger engines under construction by Baldwin. The line aims to match B and O Rail Road once reorganized as the Southwestern division.

Baltimore and Ohio South Western Railway Baldwin Locomotive Works Southwestern Baltimore and Ohio Rail Road

Dakota Woman Seeks Relief as Dentist Promises Extraction

A Blanchth Dakota woman resists a tooth pull and bargains with a Chicago dentist who jokes about ending her pain in seconds the exchange unfolds in a humorous panel or cartoon style. The dialogue emphasizes a quick solution and a light medical scene.

Chicago Tribune

Greater America Pacific Possessions Promotion

A new booklet details United States possessions in the Pacific with maps and statistics on exports and imports. It highlights Oriental trade prospects and the global merchant marine, offered for a 3 cent stamp through F I Whitney the Great Northern passenger agent in St Paul.

Greater America Pacific United States F. I. .Whitney Great Northern St. Paul

Manapolis Journal Debates Thinness as Disease Theory

The Manapolis Journal questions whether thinness constitutes a disease and considers the notion highly contagious in a provocative commentary. The piece frames the debate around health definitions and societal pressures without presenting研究 data.

Manapolis Journal

Oat yields and travel ads in Savannah plant system notices

A jumble of ads and notices from Savannah Plant System figures on oat yields and shipping to Havana Cuba and Jamaica. It promotes a Florida Jamaica travel book and postage requests, plus various product promotions and nonsensical lines about music and dentistry.

B. W. Wrenn Savanah, Ga Port Tampa Havana Santiago Cuba San Juan Porto Rico Kingston Jamaica B. W.wrenn Savannah Florida B. M. Wrenn

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Eumons Co. Recota D. R. Streeter Publisher William Sror N. Dak Don Carlos St. Louis Chicago Solomon Admiral Schley Hetty Green Miles Beveridge Indianapolia Vanity Fair John Chinaman Ancester Celestial Empire Kio Benedict W.n South Omaha Cain Abel Medicine Hood
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