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An old advertisement urges use of Cascards Candy Cathartic to cure constipation with a refund if not effective. It states price 10c or 260 ne and promises druggists will refund money if the product fails.
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Newspaper
Emmons County Record
Location
Linton, North Dakota, United States of America
Date
Jun 01, 1900
Page
4
An old advertisement urges use of Cascards Candy Cathartic to cure constipation with a refund if not effective. It states price 10c or 260 ne and promises druggists will refund money if the product fails.
The London Mall reviews M. Demolins Les Francais 4 d Aujourd hui, arguing France’s soil decays its character. He claims vines foster easy prosperity, weaken family structures, and corrupt public life, with Touraine and Brittany cited as proof. Rabelais and Balzac are faulted as vine born. Brandy production, requiring machinery and cooperation, is praised as France’s salvation.
Arkansas guard and Maine sentry clash in a Southern camp over who can reckon and guess better, a humorous exchange highlighting regional banter and wartime attitudes. The Maine sentry taunts the Arkansas guard about guessing, while the Arkansas guard points to the belief in closer kinship yet echoes the same tension.
A readable note describes bacteria doubling quickly, with each cell dividing to form two then four, expanding to many as generations progress. It highlights the self replication process and curiosity about how rapidly populations can grow.
Nellie Humphrey promotes a Dawson Yukon venture after thirty days there earning praise for bold pricing and a stock of silks filmy laces and lingerie. She sailed from Seattle with a larger stock and vows to return with $65000 proof of strong demand in the Klondike market.
Typhoid fever is discussed as water borne with germs carried by water. Contaminated drinking water, teeth brushing, raw salads, and milk or ice can transmit infection. Oysters near sewage and flies spreading germs are noted. The piece urges care in food handling and water safety to curb spread.
A Punch magazine excerpt describes a fiery Edinburgh bank manager berating a clerk over an error in figures. The manager derides the clerk, insisting the five looks like a three, while the trembling clerk apologizes and explains it is a three. The scene showcases the manager’s temper and blunt critique in a storied financial setting.
A dialogue from Pick-Me-Up shows Mrs Golightly praising beauty while Mr McJoseph navigates flattery with phrasing about moral worth and mental accomplishments. The exchange satirizes social polite conversation in a humorous vignette.
The golf dance described as newly popular features informal attire and flexible venues from tents to clubhouses. It highlights decor, staffing, and the charm of moonlit putting greens with sheep grazing as a traditional Scottish method, while noting practicalities such as damp floors and dress constraints for dancers.
A proposed railway from the Red Sea to Mount Sinai will include a station at the spot traditionally identified as where Moses received the tables of the law. The claim links the railway project to a biblical landmark, suggesting a historic site for travelers and pilgrims.
George Gissing plans permanent Worcestershire residence while writing on Magna Graecia critics from Italian travel material. Frederick Harrison argues Queen Christina of Spain descends from William of Orange, linking Protestant resistance to Spanish tyranny. Also notes on American painter Mr. Tanner, colored minister’s son, and his religious themed works. European art circles react to the Rome death of German painter Prof. Geselschap, who died by suicide amid mural orders for the Vatican.
A Detroit civil engineer, Major A C Bishop of 715 Third Ave, praises Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People. He credits the pills with restoring strength after illness and long illness, claiming they rebuilt his constitution and aided recovery. Notary Rosser E Hurton witnessed the statement. The ad touts the pills as a potent vegetable remedy for various illnesses and says they are harmless yet effective for all ages.
A minister counsels a man with worldly worry that money cannot follow beyond life. The man, known as the front, muses that debts left behind need not be paid. The exchange reflects a wry, humorous historical tone from the Cincinnati Enquirer.
A vintage drugstore pitch promises relief from pimples boils and a dull complexion by taking Cascaretsseer. Sold by druggists with satisfaction guaranteed. Prices 10 25 50 cents.
A clipped quip from the Indianapolis Journal questions labels for journalists and advertisers. It recalls a newspaper man Mr Figg-Well who might mock a man going broke on ad purchases. The remark frames humor at the edge of professional reputations in a playful jab.
A scanned ad fragment asserts deafness cannot be cured except by ear tube remedies and mentions a paid cure for various ear conditions. It includes consumer product claims and cites Toledo based Nealey & Co. for remedies. The text intersperses jokes and quotes about hard times and common ailments.
A quirky list defines terms with playful twists such as Junction as two roads splitting and Clock as a treadmill where Telnet Time toils. It pairs familiar words with unconventional meanings, hinting at humor and wordplay across several entries.
Never before in history was there a case where a defeated and captive en emy received such generous treatment as we gave the Spaniards. Equally astonishing are the cures brought about by Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Never has there been so successful a medi cine for stomach and liver disorders like dyspepsia, Indigestion, biliousness and constipation.
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