Quotable quips and quick wits from a 19th century column
The note fills a satirical roundup with brief jests about obituaries, business, politics, and culture. It hints at Boston coal dealer riots, Morgan and Sage jests, a quip about the Monroe doctrine in Venezuela, and a Baltimore man jailed for self-burial mischief.
King of Portugal Visits Duke of Marlborough
The King of Portugal visited the Duke of Marlborough, a rare honor not shared by other dukes. The remark about American money in the family hints at the reason for such distinctions. Tales about Thomas B. Reed and his predecessors in the speaker’s chair echo in the careers of Reed’s successors.
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Portugal
Duke of Marlborough
Thomas B. Reed
Prince Chowla Maha Vajiravudh Seeks Americanized Name
The Thai prince wears American garments and plans to apply to the courts to adopt an Americanized name, an action expected to yield further public appeal and clearer identity abroad.
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Prince Chowla Maha Vajiravudh
Hill predicts hard times and stock buy bids
James J. Hill warns of hard times and signals a desire to purchase blocks of stock at lower prices than current levels, suggesting a strategy to acquire stakes as markets weaken. The remarks imply a readiness to invest during downturns, reflecting Hill’s consideration of strategic purchases amid volatility.
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James J. Hill
Mr. Hill
New York Women Demand Women-Only Street Cars
A coterie led by Mrs. Richard Henry Savage protests for women only street cars. They argue the measure would be unpopular with the average lady, likening it to a manless dance in social terms.
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New York
Richard Henry Savage
Debate renewal between Cornell and Columbia assured for three years
The piece notes a three year renewal of the Cornell Columbia debate plan with much skepticism about public reception. It grouses at length about audience endurance and mocks revivalist zeal, while weaving in quips about intellect and college life. It also references European prospects for American women seeking titled husbands and hints at radical political plans affecting France.
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Cornell
Columbia
Webster
Hayne
Montreal doctors claim electricity cures consumption
Montreal physicians report another electricity cure for consumption, marking the fifty-seventh such claim in six months. The piece questions why people continue to die from the disease despite frequent supposed cures.
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Montreal
Gotham Bankers Pool Fifty Million To Stabilize Wall Street
A collapsed market panic appears narrowly averted as financiers pool fifty million dollars to calm Wall Street. Analysts say the move aims to steady confidence, limit withdrawals, and prevent further declines despite persistent uncertainty.
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Gotham
Wall Street
International debt agency eyed by Hague tribunal
France presses claim against Peru while the United States seeks collection from Korea. The text advocates creating an international debt collection agency linked to the Hague tribunal to handle such disputes.
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France
Peru
Ed States
Korea
Hague Tribunal
Andrew Carpogie's baby girl Receives house gift Commgiveration
A garbled notice reports Andrew Carpogie's infant daughter being honored with a household gift. The readable text confirms a ceremonial acknowledgment but is incomplete on names and dates.
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Andrew Carpogie
Big Fire at McClary Plant London Ont
London Ont Jan 12 The McClary Manufacturing plant in London was destroyed by fire Friday night a boy dropping a burning match into a vat of fluid caused a sheet of flame. About 500 workers were in the building when the blaze broke out causing a frantic scramble to the street. Firemen could not curb the flames. loss estimated at 300000 dollars with no serious injuries reported.
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London
Ont
McClary Manufacturing Company
Resume of the News From the Capital Nominates Frazier for Copenhagen Post
The president nominates Ray mond R. Frazier of Wisconsin for consul at Copenhagen. Other notes include rising per capita money supply to 30 dollars, Eastman to be moved from Crow Creek reservation, and a treasury ruling taxing Pacific shore ends of the Commercial Cable. The state department confirms a declined indemnity installment on the silver basis, a sinister sign. War plans include a 485000 dollar cable to Alaska headquarters, and a salmon closure in Southeast Alaska until July 1 to protect the fishing industry. Long list of other items covers naval postings, retirement due to wounds, a resignation by Felix Hugg, population centers for the Great Lakes training school, and various European and Asian financial and political developments.
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Raymond R. Frazier
Wisconsin
Copenhagen
United States
Charles Eastman
Crow Creek
S. C
Treasury Department
Commercial Cable Company
State Department
Secretary of War
House
Department of the Columbia
Alaska
Shawn
Felix Hugg
Richmond
Hugg
Naval Board
Great Lakes
Great Lakes Country
Chicago
Minnesota
Minneapolis
Louis B. Lawton
Twenty-sixth Infantry
Judge Advocate General’s Department
Maj
Lawton
Liscum
Tien-tsin
Algernon Sartoris
Manila
Lieut
Sartoris
U. S. Grant
Fire Ravages Chicago Warehouse and North Carolina Mine
A warehouse belonging to Franklin McVeagh & Co. in Chicago suffered about 150000 in damage with insurance coverage. George H. Trumbell, 35, a superintendent at a Yadkin County North Carolina gold mine, was killed when a hoist overturned. His Milwaukee home is left with a grieving family. Fire at Mundell's store in Wapella, N W T destroyed the shop and several adjacent buildings including Pease bank Lodge butcher shop Winning clothing and Pritchard drug store and Jubilee hall. Mundell’s hotel severely gutted with total losses around 15000.
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Franklin McVeagh & Co
Chicago
George H. Trumbell
Yadkin County
North Carolina
Milwaukee
Wis
C. Mendell
Wapella
R. A. Pease & Co
J. S. Lodge
W. J. Winning
J. Pritchard
Jubilee Hall
Mundell
Notable Deaths And Appointments Across States
The wife of Missouri Governor Dockery dies. Charles Childs, Nebraska pioneer, died in Omaha at eighty seven after building the state’s first sawmill forty seven years ago. E J Baldwin, San Francisco financier, seeks cancer treatment under the name E Jackson. physician says case is not serious. Isaac B George, eighty four, Baltimore financier and former Traders National Bank president, dies at home. Gen Ferdinand P Earle dies at Jumel mansion New York after long illness. once hotel owner of Normandie and Netherlands. Dr E G Franklin appointed chair of organic chemistry at Stanford University replacing late G W Richardson. Franklin previously Kansas professor of physical chemistry.
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Gov. Dockery
Missouri
Charles Childs
Nebraska
Omaha
E. J. Baldwin
San Francisco
E. Jackson
Isaac
George
Traders’ National Bank
Ferdinand P. Earle
Jumel Mansion
New York
Gen. Earle
Normandie
Netherlands
E. G. Franklin
Leland Stanford University
G. W. Richardson
University of Kansas
Inundations Hit Central Belgium and World News Bits
Torrential rains cause extensive floods in central Belgium. Reports flag Bishop Gulstan E Ropert dead in Honolulu. Crown princess Austria reconciliation rumored. Belgian minister Joostens secures colony concession near Hankan. May Yohe settles estate claim with $45,000. Capt Carstairs in London lamenting divorce. Mentz and Butler held for trial in Puerto Rico. Swine compliment reaches American troops in Mindanao amid Moro clashes.
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Belgium
Gulstan E .Ropert
Hawaiian Islands
Honolulu
Austria
M. Joostens
Pekin
Hankan
Leopold
Escapes, Trials and Lynching Figures Dominate News Reel
Fort Sheridan prisoners escaped after beating a sentry, later recaptured twelve miles away. In San Francisco, Thomas Williams faced trial for shooting Editor Mariott, threatening with revolver and dagger in self defense. George Worthington killed his brother over a poker quarrel in Shawner Ohio and fled. Mississippi lynchings for 1902 totaled fourteen, two by Black perpetrators. A Dunker church fight in Indiana involved Frank Cripe. I N Ebbs, ex senator from North Carolina, was arrested for forgery in Mississippi and taken to Greensboro. Miss Alldredge freed two murder suspects in Oneonta, Alabama. Levi Eicher and wife, orphans of Springfield Township, Pa., were tortured for money with a lamp and burned feet.
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Fort Sheridan
Thomas Williams
San Francisco
Mariott
George Worthington
Alex Worthington
Shawner
Ohio
Mississippi
Dunker
Kokomo
Ind
Frank Cripe
Isaac Studebaker
Cripe
I. N. Ebbs
United States
North Carolina
Greensboro
Miss Etta Alldredge
Oneonta
Ala
Louis Gurley
Mayburn Murphies
Miss Alldredge
Levi Eicher
Springfield Township
Diverse 1900s Briefs on Docks and Industry
Trials and topics sweep this item: Mac Donough hits 28.56 knots on her trial run while a Detroit woman robs a coal firm with a revolver and buys anthracite. Colorado & Southern chief resigns as gas well yields 14 million feet daily. Combebank crew suffer yellow fever deaths aboard ship from Panama. Pressed Steel Car to sell discounted stock to employees. Typographical union to meet in Washington in August. Park urges boiled water to kill typhoid germs. Arizona and New Mexico statehood proposal for one state with Santa Fe capital. Holland torpedo boat Pike to launch January 14 at San Francisco. Southern Pacific raises wages 6 to 10 percent for Oregon crews. Dawson gold rush accelerates in Forty-Mile district. Kenna’s Workingmen’s Exchange records big saloon sales. A lawsuit over breach of promise in New York. Estelle Hoffman sues for damages. Topsy the elephant executed at Coney Island. Connecticut tobacco crop underperforms due to open-air farming. First coal handled by American Express in Manchester New Hampshire. Pottsville steel plant to push four furnaces toward 160000 ton yearly capacity.
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MacDonough
W. T. Richardson
Detroit
Charles Dyer
Colorado & Southern Road
Ohio Fuel Supply Company
Homer
Pressed Steel Car Company
American
International Typographical Union
Washington
Park
New York Board of Health
Arizona
New Mexico
Santa Fe
Pacific Coast
Union Ironworks
San Francisco
Oregon
Southern Pacific Road
Valdes
Seattle
Chicken Creek
Dawson
Thesimesie Pencame
Ald
Michael Kenna
Chicago
Von Holleben Not to Return as German Ambassador
Berlin reports say Ambassador von Holleben was not recalled but requested a long leave after his government expressed dissatisfaction with his work and morale. Speck von Sternburg will act as chargé d’affaires until a future appointment as ambassador, while von Holleben stays as consul general in Calcutta.
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Berlin
von Holleben
Washington
von Sternburg
Germany
Calcutta
Foreign Office
Dr. von Holleben
Sultan's Brother Is Again Put in Prison
London reports from Tangier say Fez faces a critical crisis as rebel forces near the capital. The sultan orders the arrest of his popular brother Muley Mohammed, made chief of the army after release, provoking mass support for the brother and grave implications for the sultan's hold on Fez.
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Sultan
London
Tangier
Fez
the Times
Muley Mohammed
Minister Wu Talks on Exclusion Law Impacts
Victoria January 12 Copies of interviews with Wu Ting-fang ex minister to the United States were received here. He says Chinese exclusion laws harm both America and China and that enforcement is left to customs officers rather than the legislature. He condemns applying the law to Hawaii and the Philippines as ridiculous given local circumstances.
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America
China
Victoria
Wu Ting-fang
United States
Hawaii
Philippines
Militia May Be Called Over Coal Shortage in Sidney
In Sidney Nebraska January 12 hundred coal supplies are exhausted and no supplies are available. The Union Pacific railroad may seek militia protection against a potential mob attacking coal in its yards. Dealers have no coal on hand and no word from headquarters on delivery. Residents are determined to obtain coal despite weather and shortages.
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Sidney
Neb
Union Pacific Railroad
President Roosevelt Receives Apostolic Delegate in Washington
In Washington on January 12 Mgr. Falconio the apostolic delegate to the United States was presented to President Roosevelt by Rev Dr J Z Rooker of the papal legation. The audience was brief with a cordial greeting and light chat.
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Roosevelt
Washington
Mgr. Falconio
United States
J. Z. Rooker
Papal Legation
Unemployed march through London with police presence
An army of over a thousand unemployed persons marched through central London and the West End, accompanied by a small force of mounted and unmounted police. The event proceeded without any disorder or incident.
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London
West End
Gas Explosion Damages Leroy Buildings in Rochester Area
A gas explosion in the rooms of eight Oatka Hose company at Leroy damaged the post office and the Lampoon house block, property tied to the university. Loss estimated at $75,000. The incident occurred in Rochester, New York on January 12.
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Rochester
N. Y
Oatka Hose Company
Leroy
Lampoon
Ale. University
Coal Famine Strikes Marshall Missouri January 12
A coal famine grips Marshall and neighboring towns in Missouri with families burning fruit and shade trees for heat. Cut wood sells for eight dollars per cord and remains scarce.
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Missouri
Marshall
Webster Town Burned by Locomotive Blaze
The town of Webster in Cassells county Colorado was totally burned after a passing locomotive started a fire at the Webster hotel. Flames spread to barns and outbuildings as a strong wind fanned the blaze.
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Cassells
Colo
Webster
Canyon
Plague Fears Grip Mazatlan as Death Toll Tops Six
Mazatlan Mex Jan 12 Thirty seven people are in lazarettos and six deaths occurred yesterday including an entire family wiped out by the plague. Many residents flee to nearby islands while authorities plan city disinfection and burning of contaminated houses. Americans depart and some are placed in observation.
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Mazatlan
Mex
Charity Commission
el Castillo
Department of Observation
Stamp Out the Epidemic Dr Salmon Expects to Contain Foot and Mouth
Washington reports Dr. Salmon head of the bureau of animal industry, directing the campaign against the foot and mouth disease in Boston, believes the epidemic will be stamped out this winter unless spread elsewhere. Two herds remain, the largest to be killed today, with government methods endorsed by the Massachusetts Stock Breeders Association at Worcester. Milk-disinfection complaints rise as barns housing milk cattle will be disinfected to reduce odor.
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Salmon
Washington
Wilson
Bureau of Animal Industry
Boston
Stock Breeders’ Association of Massachusetts
Worcester
Woman Dies After Morphine At Card Party
Mrs Ellen Johnston died at St Louis city hospital from morphine taken at a card party the previous evening. She, at Cornelius Duggan’s home, told hosts she would die that night and continued playing until she collapsed. Authorities note multiple prior suicide attempts amid domestic troubles.
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St. Louis
Ellen Johnson
City Hospital
Henry Phipps funds Philadelphia tuberculosis institute
Dr. L F Flick announced Henry Phipps of New York, once Carnegie’s partner, contributed 300000 dollars to establish a Philadelphia center for the study and treatment of consumption. The Henry Phipps Institute will test the Finsen treatment using sunlight and electric light to eradicate tuberculosis in the United States.
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Institute For
Philadelphia
L. F. Flick
The
Free Hospital For
Henry Phipps
New York
Andrew Carnegie
Tate
Fick
Copenhagen
Chance for Americans in British Trade Exposition
Alfred Chasseau of New York has been named United States commissioner to the international engineering hardware machinery and allied trades exposition at the Crystal Palace London opening next March. The move aims to give American firms a new avenue to showcase specialties to English and colonial markets.
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New York
Alfred Chasseau
United States
International, Engineering, Hardware, Machinery and Allied Trades
Crystal Palace
London
England
Fireman killed as Vandalia engine wrecks near tunnel
St. Louis January 12. A Vandalia engine drawing the outbound express for Indianapolis jumped the track at the tunnel mouth yesterday. The fireman was killed and the engineer seriously injured.
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St. Louis
Indianapolis
Fort Worth poolroom proprietor slain by highwaymen
James L M Wilson, a Dallas born poolroom proprietor in Fort Worth, was killed by two highwaymen who waylaid him and fired five shots. The robbers escaped with 600 dollars in cash a diamond and other valuables. The crime occurred on January 12. Reward or suspect details were not released.
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Dallas
Tex
James LM. Wilson
Fort ‘Worth
Cholera Hits U S Troops on Leyte Island
Report from Manus Jan indicates the American garrison at Ormick Island Leyte suffered a cholera outbreak. Nine men from Company B Eleventh Infantry contracted the disease with five deaths. The post ordered quarantine across multiple island areas.
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Manus
Jan
Ormick
Leyte
Company B
Eleventh Infantry
Tem
Does he use intoxicating liquors ever or ever to buy
Col George A Price, then brooklyn civil service commissioner, recounted examining an applicant’s file. The certifier, asked if the applicant used intoxicants and to what extent, wrote that the applicant had eight to ten years of drinking history, claiming he always took a drink when asked but had never bought a drink more than twice in that period.
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Col
George A. Price
Civil Service
Brooklyn
New York Sun
Fragmented Cassell's Journal quotation on misfortune
A compact antiquated excerpt notes troubles arrive in pairs and mocks self justifications. It ponders that if people face tight spots they would fall through, reflecting on human size and reason in hardship.
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Cassell
The March of Science Promotes Dodd's Kidney Pills
A Dolittle Indiana item touts Dodd's Kidney Pills as up to date in medical science. It cites cures for kidney and bladder troubles with testimonials from locals like W. A. Terry the grocer who reports improvement by the second day. The piece references broader claims of cures echoed by the Philadelphia Ledger about Borrowell.
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March of Science
Dolittle
Ind
W. A. Terry
Dodd
Allen's Foot-Ease and Foot-Massage Ad Paste
An advertisement fragment urges use of Allen's Foot-Ease powder for uncomfortable cold damp feet and sweating. It promotes Allen's Foot-Massé with 26 cents price, free samples, and mail order to LeRoy New York. Also mentions medical concerns and a short, unclear note from Van Buren Indiana dated February 1900.
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Allen
Allen 9
Jimisted
LeRoy, N.Y
Patents Issued This Week to Northwestern Inventors
Northwestern inventors receive weekly patent grants including Frank Boelk of Waltham Minn for an inserter and remover, William Jaco of Minneapolis Minn for a fish cleaning device, Horace Lathrop of Long Lake Minn for a kitchen cabinet device, George Leeson of Lake City Minn for a drive well point and strainer, Martin Malen of Osakis Minn for a wrench, and Harry Menzie of Minneapolis Minn for a lantern. Patent attorneys Lothrop and Johnson located at Pioneer Press Building St Paul Minn assisted.
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Northwestern
Frank Boelk
Waltham
Minn
William Jacoby
Minneapolis
Horace Lathrop
Long Lake
George Leeson
Lake City
Martin Malen
Osakis
Harry Menzie
Lothrop and Johnson
Sis
Pioneer Press
St. Paul, Mins
Cole's Cough Cure Cures Croup
Mrs C Mason of Black River Falls Wisconsin endorses Cole's Cough Cure as best for her children's severe croup attacks. The bottle is guaranteed and sold by all druggists at 25 and 60 cents.
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C. Mason
Black River Falls
Wis
Itis
Christmas Prices Sparketime Quip From The Times
A witty quip from the New York Times laments rising costs during Christmas bygones, noting that absence once sparked longing but now requires costly gifts. The fragment reflects nostalgia for affordable holidays and remarks on escalating prices.
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New York
Times
Hall's Catarrh Cure Firm Oath Note Toledo
J Frank J Cheney senior partner of F J Cheney & Co sworn in Toledo Ohio that the firm will pay one hundred dollars for any catarrh cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Notary public date December 6 18384. Hall's Cure taken internally acts on blood and mucous surfaces. Send for testimonials. Sold by druggists 73c Ball's Bonite claim.
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Toledo
Lucas County
Frank J. Cheney
F. J. Cheney &Co
Hall
Ank J. Cheney
J. Cheney & CO
Ball
Small Part Accepted Ends The Idle Season
A theatrical manager presses a weary actor to choose a role for the season. The actor agrees to take a small part, arguing a minor role is better than continued idleness. Cassel's Journal notes the exchange as a light theater anecdote.
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Cassel
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