Paradoxes and quotes in Emmons Co. Record column
A jumble of wry maxims and reflections appears in the Emmons Co. Record column. It cites lines on seasickness facts Cuban debt and history repeating itself while musing on genius and pride and the limits of human philosophy.
Li Hung Chang Nearing 76 and Possible Return to Office
If Li Hung Chang lives until next February he will be 76 and unlikely to resume office. Reports claim he is the world’s richest man, wealth dwarfing the Astors and Vanderbilts, with his imperial ties kept distant despite fame. Li remains a skilled diplomat and long a key figure.
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Li Hung Chang
Astors
Simple exhortation on labor market from Lady Frederick Cavendish
Lady Frederick Cavendish addressed a meeting for young women in England and urged restraint on government interference in the labor market. She echoed a statesman’s line that individuals should act with Christian principles toward each other, emphasizing truth, honesty, unselfishness and brotherly love.
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Frederick Cavendish
England
Porto Rico Roads and Telegraph Under Military Control
The island suffers from few decent routes with a single good road from San Juan to Ponce, about 80 miles, praised as a marvel of engineering. Elsewhere roads are poor and telegraph service is a minimal operation run by American military authorities separate from the post office.
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Porto Rico
San Juan
Ponce
Treasury estimates for Spanish American War cost
Treasury estimates show the Spanish American War cost 187,562,941 or about 1,000,000 daily while the Civil War cost 3,065,413,425 averaging 1,685,156 per day. The largest single day expense was 4,110,000 just before peace terms. Other high days reached 3,775,000 and expenses often topped the daily total.
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Treasury Department
Spain
Landor’s Harrowing Thibet Ordeal of 1896
Henry Savage Landor recounts his brutal detention by Thibetan authorities, the torture endured by him and his companions, and his narrow escape with life. He notes the hostile entry into Thibet via Lumpia Pass, the desecrating treatment, and the superstition that saved them from execution, ending with admiration for his endurance.
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Thibet
Asia
Lhasa
Manning
Henry Savage Landor
England
Landor
Mr. Landor
India
Forbidden Land
Lippu Lek
Lumpia
Mansarowar
Tucker
Chanden Sing
Man Sing
Mansing
Donation party for clergyman ends in unique display
A donation event for a country clergyman yielded 27 bushels of beans and second hand clothes for his five children. The clergyman's wife, exhausted by waiting, dressed the five youngsters in donated garb and led them up the aisle as the pastor read a Bible verse about Solomon's glory. The text hints at another donation party next.
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Solomon
Do You Fully Appreciate the Duty to Country
An earnest citizen questions a senator about national duty. Senator Sorghum replies he is rusty on the subject due to many years since involvement in revenue collection.
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Senator Sorghum
Washington Star Quips On Music and Parental Guidance
Willie Washington credits his parents for musical education but jokes they never heard him sing. He says he knows enough about music not to try singing, a wry remark highlighted by the Washington Star.
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Willie Washington
Washington Star
Largest Sun Dial Marks Islands Along Aegean Shadow
The Hayou Horoo promontory rises 3,000 feet above the Aegean Sea. As the sun moves, its shadow touches a circle of islands that serve as hour marks, creating the largest sun dial in the world.
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Hayou Horoo
Aegean Sea
Pay scales set for Japanese Navy officers
A recent ordinance fixes annual pay in the Japanese Navy. The admiral receives 6000 silver dollars, a vice admiral 4000, and first and second class captains 2496 and 2263 dollars respectively.
Jocular Exchange Sparks Mirror Gag from Boston
A wry quip notes a Boston girl provoking a mirror to shiver with curiosity. The joke plays on vanity and regional stereotype, reflecting a light conversational item from a social column.
Tortured to Frontier by Pombo Thibetans
The account describes Landor being bound and paraded to a frontier with a torture saddle of iron spikes, a red hot iron near his eyes, and a ring of brutal guards and spectators. He recalls the grim spectacle, the intent to terrify, and the claim of punishment in this harsh encounter.
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Ana
Pombo
Literary Notes on Cable Adeler Kipling and Rome
George W. Cable writing a Civil War novel likely titled The Cavalier set in creole New Orleans. Max Adeler edits about tariffs and currency while Kipling’s earnings story amuses. Marian Crawford’s Ave Roma Immortalis presents Rome’s rise and medieval divisions through biographies and sketches.
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George W. Cable
New Orleans
Max Adeler
Charles Heber Clark
Textile Record
Conshohocken
Kipling
London
Marian Crawford
Rome
Ornto
Betting Amid San Juan Hill Camp Black Troopers
A Sunday gambling scene unfolds at Camp Wikoff with Ninth and Tenth Cavalry troopers betting on card games under blankets. Officers report the habit persists despite danger from bullets, as men on San Juan Hill bridge and tents remain engrossed in wagers, while a curious bugle-blown contest among boys near the signal station ends with a reporter puzzled by the odd sounds.
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Tenth Infantry
San Juan Hill
Roomie Mennek
Miath Cavairyman
Montauk Post Office Money Order Incident
A Montauk post office worker was approached by a man who requested a $300 money order. The clerk asked pay and the man replied in a single word, craps, indicating a dispute or irregular intent.
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Montauk
Water scarce in Utah described by Chicago Chronicle
The Chicago Chronicle notes Utah’s low water levels in the Great Salt Lake, driven by scarce snow, evaporation, and irrigation diversions. It describes the lake’s size, salt concentrations, and the unusual bathing conditions including warm water, buoyancy, and the dangers of salt exposure.
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Utah
Saya
Chicago Chronicle
Salt Lake
Lake Front
Booneville
Speaking Acquaintance Telephone Girl at Central
In a brisk dialogue a man claims to know a girl by speaking to her daily but not by sight. The prompt corrector clarifies, revealing she is the telephone girl at Central, unseen by him yet familiar through daily conversation.
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Boston
Mr. Jones
Central
Harper's Bazar
How It Feels to Fall From a Balloon Observation
Sergeant Boon describes the sensation of a 1,000 foot fall from a balloon used for observation at Santiago. He says the experience resembles a rapidly dropping elevator with a dislodging inwards sensation, likening it to movable innards loosening and squirting toward the eardrums.
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Boon
Santiago
Marsupial Example From Teacher Clarifies Meaning
A dialogue shows a teacher asking for an example of a marsupial while a student misinterprets mar supial as a tobacco smoker. The exchange highlights a learning moment about animal categories and spelling.
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Tommy
Spiketown Blizzard notes and local chatter
The Spiketown Blizzard prints a miscellany of tiny notices and gossip. Items mention Hank Thorn re shingling his barn, Bob Middleton visiting from Sudmore, Harrigan McPelt in Chicago, and Dominick Merri wether's alleged suicide in Baumgartner's Mills. Also noted are a serenade from the Spiketown Silver Corner band, subscription pleas, and a Corny quip about paying debts.
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Hank Thorn
Bob Middleton
Sudmore
Our City
Harrigan McPelt
Chicago
Dominick Merriwether
Baumgartner’s Mills
Roger McElfresh
Roseburg
Rog
Spiketown Silver Corner
Lorena Pankhurst
Rev. Jones
Millbone Township
Touching memory aboard trolley after white dress scene
A Philadelphia Ledger excerpt recalls a passerby on a trolley car wearing pure white attire marked by a child's handprint on the collar, provoking smiles and quiet tears as memory of a lost child returns. The item also repeats an old ad for Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for teething infants priced at 250 a bottle.
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Philadelphia Ledger
Swiss School Attendance Fines Escalate Under Law
A Swiss policy fines parents when a child misses school, with increases each day. A doctor may be sent if there is suspicion of sham illness, and if proven, the parent pays the doctor’s fee.
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Switzerland
France
Ragged Stranger Draws Town's Old Rivalry
Rivers speaks of change in a town where a ragged man, once destitute, now carries a sack of rags as Brooks watches from the window. The sight nudges a fresh quarrel between two longtime friends in the streets of Chicago.
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Rivers
Brooks
Italy
Chicago Tribune
Fatal Fire After Potassium Dust Ignite
A chemical factory accident caused a worker’s clothing saturated with potassium chloride dust to ignite from a spark from a pipe. The flames enveloped the suit and proved fatal for the worker.
How We Swear The Count Ahl English Tongue Drole
Brooklyn humor notes how a 2e man vows to prove love by swearing then swears at his wife in the first year of marriage. The quirky phonetic spelling adds comic effect and shows village speech patterns.
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Ahl Eoglish Tongu
Brooklyn 'E
Portrait of Tufffield Knott Sparks Mockumentary Moment
In a playful exchange a photographer aims a shot as Tufffield Knott jokes about adjusting his whiskers and posing. The moment captures an amused response to the camera with a self deprecating, rustic charm.
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Mamma
Tufffield Knott
Misa
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