Ragtag Satires and Global Hints Buzz in Linton Column
A dense collection of satirical quips and brief notes touches on robberies in Emmons County, Lipton’s cup chase, English education, Marconi’s reticence, the salt and hammer trusts, corn supplies, road safety, marital dissolutions, Mark Twain, Jim Younger, a Venezuelan clash, Tabasco, Olympic site choices, Moroccan quiet, and Mascagni’s rebuke to the United States.
New York Headlines Mirror Life Of the Rich And Odd
A column of New York headlines satirizes fleeting wealth and social excess. Stories include a baron’s marriage plot for a seven and a half million dollar widow, a shooting mistaken for hunting, auto crashes, and jail for a careless driver. Notes on marriages by cooking skill and comic opera trend tease public taste and city quirks.
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New York
Navy recruits sail from New York for Pacific stations
The judge advocate general states volunteers who killed a Philippine priest by the water cure are not now amenable to any law. Naval recruits numbering 306 leave the New York navy yard under Lieut. Commander Doherty for distribution among Pacific and Atlantic ships. The civil service commission begins inquiry into J. S. Keller, head of the National Association of Letter Carriers, who helped defeat Eugene F. Loud’s reelection bid in California. Secretary Hay orders Powell Clayton to probe a Mexican court seizure of a copper mine owned by Indianapolis syndicate interests.
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Judge Advocate General
Naval
New York Navy Yard
San Francisco
Doherty
Pacific
Atlantic
United States Civil Service Commission
J. S. Keller
National Association of Letter Carriers
Congress
Eugene F. Loud
California
House
Committee On
Harry New
Hugh J. McGowan
Indianapolis
Washington
State Department
Hay
Powell Clayton
United States
Mexico
Of the Week Accidental Happenings
A fire in an umbrella factory in Baltimore caused 200000 dollars in damage. Roy Dudley of La Porte Indiana died from a tobacco dew lodged in his windpipe. Texas flood conditions remain serious though rain ceased. Walter Brumeld killed in a pistol duel near Guyan Falls Virginia ending a twenty year feud. The steamer Quito wrecked near Lorain Ohio. three crew abandoned in a northeast gale. Mrs Walter Knickerbocker of Hesperia Michigan burned to death. her husband fatally burned. A Southern railroad wreck at Spartanburg South Carolina injured several, fireman killed. Gypsey the circus elephant near Valdosta Georgia killed keeper James O Rourke after going crazy. the animal was shot.
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Baltimore
Roy Dudley
la Porte
Ind
Texas
Walter Brumeld
Guyan Falls
Henry Tiller
Quito
Escancaba
Mich
Lorain
Ohio
Walter Knickerbocker
Menacreek
Hesperia
Spartanburg
8. C
Gypsey
Chicago
Valdosta
James O'Rourke
Death of J C Loving Texas Cattle secretary
News from Dallas reports the death of J C Loving secretary of the Texas Cattle Association in Fort Worth after a long illness. Also noted is the return of Martha Conrad's first husband to St Joseph Michigan after thirty years presumed dead.
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Dallas
Tex
J. C. Loving
Texas Cattle Association
Fort Worth
Martha Conrad
St. Joseph
Mich
Ralph March
Northwestern University
Chicago
Floyd Clendenin
la Salle
Tll
Daniel Harrison Perrine
New Brunswick
N. J
Andrew Jackson
Long list of crimes and deaths from early 20th century
Ex State Senator John Holbrook of Bay City Mich accused of attempted bribery. Jesse Pratt once Camden mayor died by suicide in his hotel at sixty one. Indianapolis grand jury reports forty one indictments mainly grave robbing and vote selling. Steinhardt Strasbourger store theft of 14000 in silks at 223 Grand St New York near police. Eva Featherstone of Sheboygan Mich shot in back likely fatally by rioters in a wagon. Otto Siemon Concordia Fort Wayne German Lutheran college lecturer hanged himself due to nervous prostration. Charles Roth in Brooklyn hospital confesses to Jack the Slasher slayings at Bath Beach. Smith Fee City Deposit Bank Pittsburg watchman dies by self inflicted gunshot in bank bathroom. nervousness blamed. W B Conkey Hammond publisher indicted for importing armed guards amid printers strike. Louis E Ogle testifies aiding conviction of former partner John H Dalton in ad fraud scheme with Independent Advertising. Dynamite placed on bar at Christopher Portland Mahoning City Pa. front of saloon blown. Portland and family escape injury. Portland's two sons nonunion.
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John Holbrook
Bay City
Mich
Jesse Pratt
Camden
N. J
Grand Jury
Indianapolis
Steinhardt & Strasbourger
Grand Street
New York
Eva Featherstone
Sheboygan
Otto Siemon
Concordia German Lutheran College
Fort Wayne
Ind
Charles Frederick Roth
Brooklyn Hospital
Jack the Slasher
William H. Gardner
Bath Beach
Smith Fee
City Deposit Bank of
Pittsburg
W. B. Conkey
W. B. Conkey Company
Hammond
Lake County
Indiana
Conkey
Louis E. Ogle
Chicago
John H. Dalton
Dalton
Christopher Portland
Mahoning City
Portland
Plague ends in Odessa and trade flows resume
Odessa declared free from the plague and export trade from the port resumes. Britain backs Brussels sugar accord after Commons vote. Japan warns it may redeploy troops from Shanghai if other powers act, while labor unrest threatens Buenos Aires crops and new antimanipulation laws pass. Tobacco trusts merge into British American Tobacco with J B Duke directing the new firm.
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Odessa
Shanghai
China
Japan
Buenos
Ayres
House of Commons
Multiple Global News Items Span Finance Politics and Crime
The report notes a default on semi annual interest on Cuban government bonds and a Salt Lake ministerial alliance opposing Reed Smoot's senate election. It mentions plans for a Chinese hospital in New York, a Chicago school strike, and Rockford Illinois probes into impure vinegar and syrups.
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Ministerial Alliance of
Salt Lake
United States Senate
Reed Smoot
New York
Plan Proposed to Satisfy Venezuela Debt Claims
London reports steps toward settling all financial and diplomatic claims against Venezuela by foreign powers and bondholders. A secret Venezuelan delegation arrived to negotiate, aiming to calm the crisis. U S and British bankers would relay the offer to the United States and assess good faith and value.
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London
Germany
Great Britain
United States
Choate
Washington
Europe
Caracas
State Department
Torture of Macedonian Christians by Turkish Troops
London reports from Constantinople describe brutal methods used by Turkish authorities to crush Macedonian peasants. Villagers and even priests are subjected to bastinado, hanging by heels, and hot eggs placed in armpits as punishment for alleged arms depots and details of the Macedonian committees. Soldiers plunder and drive peasants to despair despite pardons.
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London
Constantinople
Porte
Markets report from grain and live stock centers
St Paul and other centers show wide ranges in grain prices with wheat notes across No 1 Northern 74 75c and No 2 Northern 73 174c, barley malting 56 59c, oats varieties 28 31c, flax around 1.18 1.20. Cattle and hog values listed for Sioux City Chicago and South St Paul with mixed grades and regional price spreads. Mort Pelee erupts again as Vara reaches Martinique and reports violent volcanic activity.
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St. Paul
Northern
Minneapolis
Duluth
Chicago
Milwaukee
Sioux City
Iowa
South St. Paul
Summer Hotel Burned in White Mountains Fire
Jackson N H December 1 Gray's inn a premier summer hotel in the White mountains was burned to the ground last night along with Woodbury hall and several outbuildings including two cottages Total loss placed at 175000 dollars by officials and witnesses
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Jackson
N. H
Gray's Inn
White Mountains
Woodbury Hall
Kate Vance Dies at 123 in Newton Kansas
Mrs. Kate Vance a colored woman in Newton Kansas died last night at age 123. She had a daughter aged years and her husband died at 105.
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Newton
Kan
Kate Vance
Arsenic in Candy Not Intended for Dr Enos
Chemical tests show the candy sickeners contained arsenic in the treats that afflicted Dr Manley M. Enos of Oakland and his attendant Miss Margaret Cooper. Dr Enos says no charges and believes the candy was not meant for him or Miss Cooper. The detective on the case has dropped the inquiry.
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Dr. Enos
San Francisco
Manley M. Enos
Oakland
Margaret Cooper
Grand Juries Report Sparks Election Law Reform Call
St Louis grand jury reports sensational corruption findings in city elections. Indictments issued against several suspects, names kept secret. The panel urges broad changes to election law and commends Circuit Attorney Folk for bribery cases investigation.
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St. Louis
Folk
Croker Fired Out as New York Fire Chief
Edward F. Croker, chief of the New York fire department, was found guilty by Commissioner Strugis on multiple charges including failure to enforce property safety rules for a Park Avenue hotel, converting public property for private use, and conduct prejudicial to good order. He is dismissed from the service effective December 1.
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New York
Edward F. Croker
Strugis
Croker
Park Avenue
Fought pistol duel over waitress leaves two mortally wounded
In Armourdale Kansas, Ern est Damns and Charles W. Tucker, packing house workers, dueled over Mabel Randall. Damns was mortally wounded. before dying he shot Tucker twice, fatally wounding him, while Tucker was alive after the street confrontation.
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Kansas City
Armourdale
Kan
Ernest Damns
Charles W. Tucker
Mabel Randall
Damns
Tucker
Damas
President Roosevelt Upholds Sullivan Case in Navy
Washington December 1 The president yesterday settled the long pending case of Paymaster Clyde Sullivan by disapproving the board findings on promotion. Sullivan was reported unfit mentally morally physically and professionally yet had been restored to the navy by an act of Congress. The action leaves his status unchanged in the navy.
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Roosevelt
Washington
Clyde Sullivan
Congress
Mendicants Poetic Appeals Add Further Lament
The Charity Organization society adds verses to mendicants appeals printed by the Evening Post. One lugubrious excerpt asks readers to ponder a Black Hearse passing by and the final ride in a plumed hack, noting a dead man’s hand cannot hold a dollar, and that wealth vanishes at the Price.
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Mendicant
Evening Post
Charity Organization Society
Manner of His Going and the Plank Debate
A fragmentary exchange notes the captive asking to walk the planks and the reply that an automobile will not be supplied. The dialogue brushes against piracy as an unprogressive industry and cites Automobile Magazine to frame the point.
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Corsair
Automobile
No Appointment Will Be Considered Until Colombian Negotiations End
Washington reports the president will not consider personnel for the isthmian canal commission until Colombia negotiations finish and the government’s position is known. Separately in Baltimore, three children of Morris Bressler died from burns sustained at their home after a fire started while the mother was away.
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Washington
Isthmian Canal Commission
Cullom
Illinois
Colombia
Baltimore
Morris Bressler
Twenty years kidney torment ends in recovery for Anna Willis
Anna M Willis of Kokomo Indiana endured kidney trouble for twenty years. She credits Dodd's Kidney Pills after six boxes she felt relief, five boxes later her pains disappeared and she calls herself a free woman.
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Kokomo
Ind
Anna M. Willis
Dodd
Boiler Explosion Kills Two Near Macon Georgia
A boiler explosion at a stationary engine site ten miles from Macon Georgia yesterday killed Paul Rogers and Walton Taylor and seriously injured two others.
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Macon
Paul Rogers
Walton Taylor
Notorious feudist Mortally Wounds Wife and Daughter
Knoxville, Tenn. Nov. 29 Richard Green long noted for the Green Jones feud shot his wife and daughter at their Hancock county home after an altercation and then killed himself. A powder ignition burned his clothing and body. Green boasted of killing the first man in the feud twelve years ago.
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Knoxville
Tenn
Richard Green
Hancock County
Green
No Reason to Kick
A Philadelphia Press brief quotes a victim waking to find his hair cut short and a barber retort that both lengths cost the same, implying a practical joke or dispute over service. The exchange highlights humor and the barber’s blunt insistence on value.
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Philadelphia Press
Cure a Cold in One Day Patent Pitch
A garbled OCR style notice touts a cure titled To Cure a Cold in one day with Laxative Bromo. The fragment references refunds and claims about overwork, mentioning men and harmless tones, but the text is unclear and partial.
Pico's Cure for Consumption Promoted in Ocean Grove
An advertisement from Ocean Grove New Jersey dated February 7 promotes Pico's Cure for consumption as an infallible medicine for coughs and colds. It mentions N W Sanus and Pedbrook indicating the vendor or related figures.
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Pico
N. W. Sanus
Ocean Grove
N. J
Partridge Praises Cole's Carbolisalve for Home Use
An Belfast reader extols Cole's Carbolisalve as a superior remedy for burns sores boils and eye ailments noting its effectiveness in every ointment use. The note appears amid a mix of advert style lines and quips, including Mother Gray's powders and a farcical remark about model husbands.
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J. W. Partridge
Cedar St
Belfast
Cole
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