Silly boasts and headlines from the era of farce
A string of quips and jests from a 19th or early 20th century paper notes robberies failed schemes and social satiric jabs. It tu rns to Lipton’s cup chase jokes about life and money and rumors of marriages duels and politics with wry observations on public figures and events.
News of the Week From the Capital
The Judge advocate general says volunteers who killed a Philippine priest by the water cure are not amenable to any law. Naval recruits total 306 leave New York for San Francisco under Lieut. Commander Doherty to join Pacific and Atlantic stations. The civil service commission probes J. S. Keller of the Letter Carriers union over opposing Eugene Loud’s reelection. Hay orders Powell Clayton to investigate a Mexican mine seizure linked to Indianapolis interests. Accidents and disasters report: Baltimore umbrella factory fire, $200,000 loss. tobacco dew suffocation in Indiana. Texas floods persist. Walter Brumeld killed in a pistol duel. steamer Quito wreck near Lorain. Mrs Knickerbocker burned. Southern road wreck at Spartanburg with fatalities and injuries. Gypsey the elephant kills her keeper then is shot.
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Judge Advocate General
Naval
New York Navy Yard
San Francisco
Doherty
Pacific
Atlantic
United States Civil Service Commission
J. S. Keller
National Association of Letter Carriers
Congress
Eugene F. Loud
California
House
Committee On
Baltimore
Roy Dudley
la Porte
Ind
Texas
Walter Brumeld
Guyan Falls
Henry Tiller
Quito
Escancaba
Mich
Lorain
Ohio
Walter Knickerbocker
Menacreek
Hesperia
Spartanburg
8. C
Gypsey
Chicago
Valdosta
James O'Rourke
Death of J C Loving Texas cattle association secretary
News from Dallas reports the death of J C Loving secretary of the Texas Cattle Association at Fort Worth after a long illness.
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Dallas
Tex
J. C. Loving
Texas Cattle Association
Fort Worth
Martha Conrad
St. Joseph
Mich
Ralph March
Northwestern University
Chicago
Floyd Clendenin
la Salle
Daniel Harrison Perrine
New Brunswick
N. J
Andrew Jackson
Notable Crime and Political Misdeeds Hit Multiple States
Ex State Senator John Holbrook of Bay City faces attempted bribery accusations in Michigan. Camden mayoral figure Jesse Pratt dies by suicide in his hotel. Indianapolis grand jury reports 41 indictments across grave robbing and vote selling. Silk thefts worth 14000 strike Stein hardt Paris store in New York. Eva Featherstone shot in Sheboygan. Concordia lecturer Otto Siemon hangs himself under stress. Bath Beach case links Jack the Slasher to Charles Roth in Brooklyn hospital. Pittsburg bank watchman Smith Fee dies by self-inflicted gunshot. Conkey of Hammond indicted over importing armed guards amid strike. Louis E. Ogle testifies aiding John H. Dalton in newspaper ad fraud. Dynamite blast injures none at Mahoning City saloon bar.
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John Holbrook
Bay City
Mich
Jesse Pratt
Camden
N. J
Grand Jury
Indianapolis
Steinhardt & Strasbourger
Grand Street
New York
Eva Featherstone
Sheboygan
Otto Siemon
Concordia German Lutheran College
Fort Wayne
Ind
Charles Frederick Roth
Brooklyn Hospital
Jack the Slasher
William H. Gardner
Bath Beach
Smith Fee
City Deposit Bank of
Pittsburg
W. B. Conkey
W. B. Conkey Company
Hammond
Lake County
Indiana
Conkey
Louis E. Ogle
Chicago
John H. Dalton
Dalton
Christopher Portland
Mahoning City
Portland
Plague in Odessa lifted and trade resumes
Odessa is declared free from the plague and export trade from the port is again permitted. The article notes global tensions with Japan withdrawing troops from Shanghai and warning it may reinsert them if others send forces, while British Parliament approves the Brussels sugar convention. It also mentions strikes in Buenos Ayres affecting business and crops, and the formation of the British American Tobacco company led by J. B. Duke with capital of 30 million dollars.
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Odessa
Shanghai
China
Japan
Buenos Ayres
House of Commons
Brussels
Paris Petit Journal
Toulon
Tetuen
Morocco
Kabyles
Pothuail
Chausy
British-American Tobacco Company
J. B. Duke
Diverse 1908 News Briefs From Across the U S
Reports span financial defaults in Cuba and a salt lake ministerial stand against Reed Smoot. New York seeks a Chinese hospital, Chicago pupils strike for longer recess, and Rockford pursues vinegar and spice fraud charges. Recovery of a child after neck procedure in Chicago and a Philadelphia death linked to nightmare. Potatoes price forecast and a Kokomo birth. Iselin studies for new cup defender. a Pa ducah minister cleared in a stabbing. Freight Dix sails to Manila. iron company merger adjusted. Painters union forms national body. New Rochelle lockout impacts 1,500 workers. Boston to Santa Barbara target practice. exhumed corpse buried alive finding. Alaska Copper River hardship notes. Evanston girl saves 400 kids in a fire. Chicago boxmakers settle with 700 workers gain 52 500 yearly. Iowa Central 30th report shows rising receipts and earnings.
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Methodist Conference
M. E. Church South
G. W Briggs
Paducah
Briggs
T. J. Garr
Dix
San Francisco
Puget Sound
Manila
Maleable Iron Combine
National Malleable Iron Company of Chicago
Amalgamated Society of Painters
New York
Boston
Santa Barbara
Cal
Marblehead
Mitchell
Chihuahua
Tex
el Paso
New York Life Insurance Company
Aid. Barker
Evanston, Ill
Lincoln School
Plan Proposed to Satisfy Venezuela Debtors
London reports an impending settlement to satisfy foreign powers and bondholders owed by Venezuela. A secret Venezuelan delegation arrived in Europe to negotiate owed liabilities while Anglo American bankers, and the US government, await formal proposals and the stance of Germany and Britain.
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Venezuela
London
Germany
Great Britain
United States
Choate
Washington
Europe
Caracas
State Department
Torture of Macedonian Christians Reported by Mail
Dispatches from Constantinople dated November 24 describe brutal Turkish suppression of Macedonian peasants. Victims, including priests, are tortured to reveal arms depots and info on Macedonian committees. Bastinado, hanging by the heels, and hot eggs in armpits are reported as methods. Troops loot and drive villagers to despair.
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London
Constantinople
Porte
Markets Fluctuate Across Grain and Livestock Quotes
The Saint Paul market notes wheat prices from No. 1 Northern at 74 to 75 cents and other grades across Minneapolis Duluth and Chicago with oats rye flax and corn varying by grade. Livestock prices show cattle hog and sheep ranges in Chicago South St. Paul and Sioux City with beef and pork values listed. A Mont Pelee eruption report from St Thomas notes volcano activity.
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St. Paul
Northern
Minneapolis
Duluth
Chicago
Milwaukee
Sioux City
Iowa
South St. Paul
Gray's Inn and Woodbury Hall Destroyed in White Mountains Fire
Summer blaze in Jackson New Hampshire reduced Gray's Inn, a famed White Mountains hotel, to ashes. The fire also leveled Woodbury Hall and several outbuildings including two cottages. Estimated loss reaches 175000 dollars.
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Jackson
N. H
Gray's. Inn
White Mountains
Woodbury Hall
Remarkable Kansas centenarian Kate Vance dies at 123
In Newton Kansas Mrs Kate Vance a Black woman aged 123 died here last night. She left a daughter aged ninety and her husband died at 105. The obituary notes her long life and family ages.
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Newton
Kan
Kate Vance
Arsenic Candy Not Intended for Victims Says Doctor
San Francisco November 29 Chemical analysis shows the candy sickening Dr Manley M Enos of Oakland and Margaret Cooper contained arsenic Dr Boon says no charges against anyone and believes the drugged candy was not intended for them The detective in the case has dropped it
Grand jury report in St Louis exposes election frauds
The October grand jury issued a sensational final report criticizing city officials tied to doodling cases and urging changes in election law. It details fraudulent dealings, secret indictments, and praise for Circuit Attorney Folk for bribery probe work.
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St. Louis
Folk
Croker Fired Out After Fire Chief Guilty Verdict
New York December 1 Edward F Croker chief of the fire department was found guilty by Commissioner Strugis on charges including failure to enforce property safeguarding laws at the Park Avenue hotel, conversion of public property for private use, and conduct prejudicial to good order, leading to his dismissal from the service effective December 1.
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New York
Edward F. Croker
Strugis
Croker
Park ‘Avenue
Fought pistol duel breaks over love in Armourdale
In Armourdale Kansas Ern est Damus and Charles W Tucker two packing house workers fought a pistol duel over waitress Mabel Randall. Damus was mortally wounded and fatally wounded Tucker after firing as both lay on the ground Tucker survived.
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Kansas City
Armourdale
Kan
Ernest Damus
Charles W. Tucker
Mabel Randall
Damus
Tucker
Damas
Roosevelt Settles Navy Paymaster Case
President Roosevelt disapproved the navy board findings on Paymaster Clyde Sullivan, keeping his status unchanged after Sullivan was restored to the service by an act of Congress. The action reverses the board's promotion unfitness verdict and leaves Sullivan unlreatedly in his current position.
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Roosevelt
Washington
Clyde Sullivan
Navy
Congress
No Appointment Weighs Until Colombia Talks End
Dent has given no consideration to the Isthmian Canal Commission personnel. He told Senator Cullom that until pending negotiations with Colombia were finished and the government knew its position, he would not consider appointments on the commissions.
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Washington
Isthmian Canal Commission
Cullom
Illinois
Colombia
Three Children Die From Burns In Baltimore Fire
In Baltimore on December 1 a mother left three Mortis Bressler children alone at home. upon her return the house was ablaze and all three died from burns. A boiler explosion near Macon Georgia killed Paul Rogers and Walton Taylor, injuring two others.
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Baltimore
Bressler
Kinig
Macon
Ieee
Paul Rogers
Walton Taylor
Feudist Richard Green Mortally Wounds Wife and Self
Knoxville dated item reports Richard Green the famed feudist shot his wife and daughter at their Hancock county home after an altercation. He then killed himself as a powder flare set his clothing ablaze leaving his body horribly burned. Green boasted of killing the first man in the Green Jones feud.
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Knoxville
Tenn
Richard Green
Hancock County
Green
Mendicants Poetic Appeals Add to Evening Post List
The Charity Organization Society adds lugubrious verse to a Mendicants list printed by the Evening Post. The quatrain asks if the reader ever sees the Black Hearse pass and reflects on life, wealth, and the fate of a dead man’s hand.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mendicant
Evening Post
Charity Organization Society
Piracy and the Modern Spirit Clash in Automobile Talk
A witty exchange in Automobile Magazine contrasts piracy as an unprogressive industry with the era of modern transport, as a captive questions his fate and a sardonic Corsair retorts. The dialogue hints at satire on technology and mobility.
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Automobile Magazine
Twenty Years Lost to Kidney Trouble Cured in Howard County
Anna M Willis of Kokomo Indiana endured kidney trouble for two decades with worsening pain and weakness. After using Dodd's Kidney Pills she recovered fully, noting relief after five of six boxes and renewed joy in life.
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Kokomo
Ind
Anna
M. Willis
Dodd
No Reason to Kick Barber Exchange Captured
A short exchange reports a barber overcharging a sleeping customer. The victim questions the cut while the barber says the price is the same for a short or long trim, noting the customer should get his money’s worth. The quote originates from the Philadelphia Press.
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Philadelphia Press
Cure a Gold in One Day with Quinine Tablets
An advertisement claims a remedy called Cure a Gold in One Day using Tike ve Bromo Quinine Tablets and promises a money-back refund if it fails to cure. The text notes overwork causing deaths and mentions medicine for colds and cramps. Open Grove, Md dating February 17, 1907.
Mother Gray's Powders Sold Nationwide for Children
A Detroit Press reader notes a flaw in a diamond joke. The item then promotes Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children from New York’s Children's Home nurse, claiming cures for feverishness teething disorders and worms with over 30,000 testimonials. It urges purchase at druggists for 2 cents with a free sample offer from Allen Olmsted in LeRoy New York.
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Mother Gray
New York
Allen
Olmsted
LeRoy, N. L
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