Witty Observations From Cimons Co Record
A collection of pithy maxims and social comment from William Sror t in North Dakota touching manners, labor, industry, gender roles, court outcomes, and national events. Notable lines warn of trusts, dreyfus case views, and rural work contrasts, with a humorous note on one night stands and a Chicago theft spree.
Unconventional Geography Theory Quips
A sharp voiced critic argues against a creator claiming the earth is not round but tetrahedral. The speaker notes that most people find it hard to accept a square world.
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Sharp
Platt’s Remark Spurs Debate on Hobson Philippine Duty
Senator Platt jokes that annexation has been done with a club or a caress, framing the selection of Hobson for Philippine duty as a long planned move. The comment signals partisan reaction to the appointment and hints at broader imperial policy discussions.
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Platt
Hobson
Arizona gold mine yields ore worth $117000 per ton
The item notes a rich Arizona ore deposit described as an El Dorado with ore valued at $117000 per ton. It contrasts this with Ohio gold prospects and hints the mine owner or controller avoided heavy labor, possibly by securing a postmaster appointment or similar advantage.
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Arizona
Ohio
el Dorado
Mayor Jones Returns From East Tour Fights for Equal Share
Toledo mayor recounts his trip and urges action against wealth disparities. He recalls impoverished crowds at a New York bakery where the poor line up at midnight for half a loaf, contrasting this with Stock Exchange fortunes and pledging to denounce and overturn the system to secure a fairer distribution of toil’s fruits.
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Mayor Jones
Toledo
Jones
New York
Stock Exchange
Carbolite from Slag Promised New Ethylene Feedstock
The piece outlines a process to make carbolite from blast furnace slag mixed with pulverized coke then melted and electrofused, claiming it could yield a gas superior to acetylene at lower cost. It also notes a Minnesota Supreme Court ruling on seed grain loan acts, upholding repayment obligations, and mentions Hal Adii the Turkish wrestler’s poor showing in St Paul after defeats by big names.
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Bessemer
Supreme Court of
Minnesota
Canty
Hali Adii
St. Paul
Maine man promises Peper from Andros water claim
A Maine man asserts he can produce Peper from the Andros River water, and if successful he would also create paving stones from the same source.
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Maine
Fate of Andree and the Polar Balloon Flight
The aeronaut M. Lachambre, explaining why no word has come from Andree two years after departing for the north pole, outlines three groundings for the balloon. He suggests the craft may have drifted near Spitzbergen, Franz Josef Land or the polar ocean, with survival possibilities depending on landing site and provisions.
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North Pole
Mystery Patent Draws Wagon With Heavy Load
Spectators watch an ordinary horse pull a wagon loaded with two and a half tons of goods. The inventor keeps the wheel mechanism hidden under a wooden frame while seeking patent protection to prevent public disclosure before grant.
Seebeck Salvadorean stamps offered at low price
Rare Seebeck issued stamps from Salvador are now on the market at uniform fifty cent sets after condemnation. The stamps span face values from one cent to ten dollars and are praised for being handsomely engraved. Contracts ending soon will halt renewals, making these desirable bargains for collectors compared with Portugal and colonies prices.
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Salvador
Portugal
Seebeck
Hawaii 2 Cent Hawaiian Postage Stamp Among Rarities
An 1851 2 cent Hawaii stamp, one of the rarest postage stamps, has only six to ten known specimens. A recent examination showed a thin, almost transparent paper with Hawaiian Postage at the top and a central 2 in a decorative frame. The latest sale price reached 3500 dollars to a European collector, with the Ferrari Paris collection housing the best assortment of this issue.
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Hawaii
Uncle Sam
Pacific Ocean
United States
Paris
Canada Postage Changes End 3 Cent Stamp Use
Canada reduces postage to two cents ending the 3 cent stamp era. Existing supply will be saved as no new 3 cent issues will be printed. Two cent stamps remain in use with interchangeable designs, including the large stamp honoring Imperial Penny Post.
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Canada
Imperial Penny Post
Dollars of 1804 Mint Records and Fake Coins
The Chicago Record reports 1804 coinage of 19,570 dollars 78,259 half dollars and 1,634 quarters. Only three genuine 1804 dollars exist. one in Omaha from Byron Reed, one in Philadelphia and another from Ellsworth. Barkeepers circulated counterfeit 1804 dollars earlier via a Kennedy forgery in Lowell Massachusetts.
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Mint
Washington
Chicago Record
Omaha
Byron Reed
J. C. Randall
Philadelphia
Ellsworth
Sterns
Salem
Mass
Billy Seymour
Chateau, Mont
H. Collins
Treasury
Kennedy
Lowell
Clemenceau Delivers Quick Dismissal After Misread Disrobing Tale
In the Chamber of Deputies M Georges Clemenceau recounts a Martres dispensary incident where a patient, told to undress by mistake, fears a skin disease that turns out to be a miscommunication about his petition. The anecdote underscores Clemenceau’s wit and public image as a Dreyfus figure.
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Georges Clemenceau
Dreyfus
Aurore
Chamber of Deputies
Martre
Clemenceau
Monsieur le Depute
No Place for Her Again in That House
A woman contemplates settling affairs with an uneasy child in a house with two invalids. She decides to pay the girl and dismiss her, then to complete breakfast preparations herself, warning the girl there will be no return. The scene captures tension and finality in a stern, decisive moment.
Heat Cure for Appendicitis Proclaimed by Physicians
Dr Hutton argues against routine surgery for appendicitis. With 27 years in medicine he cites 100 cases treated without cutting and claims medical treatment succeeds in over 96 percent, using calomel and soda purgation with hot applications and saline if needed.
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Hutton
Western Fort
Minnesota
Doctor's Advice on Shoes Promotes Health Wise Style
The piece cites a New York Herald view that athletic and menswear inspired walking shoes are healthier for women while noting a segment who cling to dainty fashion. A physician warns that cross-legged dainty footwear and thin stockings can harm lungs, illustrating with a patient who values style over health.
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New York Herald
Detroit Bicentennial Exhibition on Belle Isle
Detroit plans a grand bicentennial exhibit on Belle Isle with a Venetian style main building mirroring St Mark's, the Doge's palace, a water theater, a Venetian garden, and a large triumphal arch. A bridge will connect the island to the city and host a Midway with eateries and booths.
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Detroit
Cadillac
Belle Isle
Lake Michigan
Tistic
United States
Chicago
St. Mark’s
Venice
Andree and companions missing after polar balloon voyage
The article discusses the fate of Andree and his team as rumors spread they may have perished if south east of Spitzbergen, while Franz Josef Land or North Pole landing could have kept them alive. La chambre holds cautious hope, noting three years needed to judge a death.
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Spitzbergen
Franz Josef Land
Andree
Jackson
Cape Flora
M. Lachambre
North Pole
Russian Engineer Demonstrates Friction Reduction Inventions
J. M. Alves, a Russian civil engineer, unveils a novel device in St. Petersburg intended to revolutionize wheel propulsion. The invention promises to reduce friction when attached to vehicle wheels, potentially improving mobility and efficiency.
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J. M. Alves
St. Petersburg
Nova Scotia Five-Cent Blue Scarcer Than Other Denominations
The 5-cent blue stamp of Nova Scotia, in unused condition, is rarer than the other values because all of this denomination was used up before the issue was discontinued while many remainders exist for the other values. The same pattern applies to the 3-cent stamp of Prince Edward Island.
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Nova Scotia
Prince Edward Island
Female Students at Berlin University Admissions
The total number of unmarried female students admitted to Berlin University is 227. Of these 127 are German natives, and 100 are non Germans including 48 Russians and 35 Americans. The remainder include several nationalities with three Frenchwomen and one Italian.
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Berlin
Berlin University
Germany
Lemon Baths Gain Popularity in the West Indies
The article notes lemon baths as a popular practice in the West Indies. Three or four lemons are sliced and soaked in warm water for about half an hour, described as a refreshing bath remedy.
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West Indies
Clemenceau Uses Influence for Sister’s Post Office Favor
In a brief exchange Clemenceau smiles as he takes the name of an individual and confirms he used his influence to secure a post office position for his sister in Algeria. The note highlights alleged political leverage exercised by the French leader.
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Algeria
Clemenceau
Ungrateful Servant Returns to New Post After Wedding
A small home wedding ends with a maid disappearing before breakfast. The mistress discovers the maid ready to depart with hat coat and a hurdle under her arm and a cheerful note about a new place, threatening to return if unsatisfied. The scene ends with the mistress’s restrained wrath.
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New York Times
Mistress of the
Then my dear lady you waste money seeking guidance
A fragmentary remark mocks women seeking medical advice and urges heed to doctors words while noting widespread costly, nauseating treatments. The line portrays distrust of medical guidance and the cost to patients.
Instinct of the Oyster and Tide Feeding
Oyster instinct leads them to open shells as tide rises to receive food from the seg. This suggests natural behavior of oysters when removed from their beds and exposed to rising tides.
Filipino unity teased by two men in Puck satirical fragment
A brief excerpt shows a man joking about Filipino divisions Tagals and others, while another cheers, quipping that all Filipinos look alike to him. The exchange lampoons ethnic generalizations in a lighthearted cartoon caption style from Puck.
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Puck
It Depends On Living Expenses And Life's Value
The remark suggests personal assessment of life’s worth based on daily living costs. It reflects individual concern about financial pressures shaping perception of life’s value and overall well being.
Missouris War Governor Restored by Peruna
A historical ad style piece features Missouri governor Thomas C. Fletcher praising Peruna remedy for chronic catarrh. Fletcher reports relief after one bottle and endorses Dr. Hartman’s formula as a national antidote to disease and a defender of public welfare.
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Thomas C. Fletcher
Missouri
M’f’g Co
Columbus
Ohio
Hartman
Resemblance Confusion Between Teacher and Student
A Pittsburg language teacher meets a pupil on the avenue. The pupil misrecognizes the teacher, insisting the man is someone else. After a playful exchange, the pupil notes he differs by speech impediment, while the teacher asserts they are the same person despite the mismatch.
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Pittsburg
Rules for Long Life From Beecher Advice Summary
Ainslee's Magazine notes that longevity hinges on selecting long-lived parents, being born female, a genius leaning to philosophy, a Quaker, avoiding financial worry, buying an annuity, a happy marriage, and a temperate life between 30 and 50 degrees latitude. It questions whether such a life is worth living and ponders who would fund annuities if everyone bought one.
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P. McArthur
Ainslee
Beecher
Cold Streetcar Crowding Confounds Riders
A passenger on a street car clings to the rear platform to stay warm while another boards and jokes about the car being so full that one cannot peek inside. The exchange captures a moment of extreme overcrowding and discomfort on urban transit.
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Chicago Daily News
Beets and Insects Foresee Human Burial and Soil Enrichment
Grant Allen in Strand Magazine notes that beetles and other insects anticipate human burial and the manuring of fields by consuming and burying dead animals. He states that hardly any human trade or activity lacks an animal and vegetable counterpart.
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Grant Allen
Strand Magazine
Police search for big criminals in old suspects
A Cleveland Plain Dealer quote notes New York police struggle to identify suspects because accused men grow old before arrest, making recognition difficult. The remark frames policing challenges in a wry, critical tone.
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New York
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Tandem Ride Plan Sparks Grumpey and Miggins Mention
A Chicago Tribune dialogue notes Grumpey plans to ride the same tandem with a new partner after Miss Miggins objected to last year’s arrangement. The exchange hints at social tensions and upcoming plans.
Unclear Invitation Mentioned for Photographic Salon
A fragment from the Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph notes someone invited to a photographic salon and mentions sending a negative. The readable text is incomplete and leaves the event details uncertain.
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Netthebe
Wolf Threatens Household Spurred by Languid Husband
A Chicago Tribune snippet shows a quarrel over a silver-mounted revolver with a husband asking for it and a woman vowing to use it to drive the wolf from the door. The text includes garbled dialogue and fragmented narration.
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Tees Ee Peares
Chicago Tribune
Pet ané Kétile. Small New Yorker-Don't them Weat ern féeike talk
The readable text is fragmented and unclear. No verifiable names, places, dates, or events are present to form a factual news item.
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Kétile
New Yorker
Florida Central and Peninsula Fast Florida Runs From Midwest
The Florida Central and Peninsula offers the quickest schedules from Cincinnati and Chicago to Jacksonville. The celebrated Cincinnati Florida and Havana Limited uses Pullman Sleepers and dining cars, departing Cincinnati mornings and arriving Jacksonville next morning. An evening through-sleepers service also operates, with a route via Chattanooga Everett and Jacksonville. A longer Cincinnati Asheville route exists, reaching Jacksonville without change. The line serves Oscala Gainesville Orlando Tampa and other Florida towns, connecting to St Augustine Miami Havana and Nassau via Jacksonville. For tickets contact agents or A O MacDowell or L A Shipman in Jacksonville Florida.
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Florida Central and Peninsula
Florida
Chicago
St. Louis
Jacksonville
Cincinnati
Havana
Queen & Crescent
Chattanooga
Southern Railway
Everett
Florida Central & Peninsular
Oscala
Gainesville
Orlando
Tampa
Tallahassee
St. Augustine
Miami
Key West
Nassau
A. O. MacDowell
L. A. Shipman
Fila
Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors
List of patents granted to various inventors including Gaylord V. Barnes Anna A. Davies James J. Egan Elmer W. Grngert Albert J. Hadley Louis Mayer Francis M Nash W R Nash Charles A Peterson and Merwin Lou Johnson with patent attorneys J. Peul at 10 Pioneer Press Building.
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Northwestern
Gaylord V. Barnes
St. Paul
Minn
Bill Coupling
Anna A. Davies
James J. Egan
Butte
Mont
Elmer W. Grngert
White Rock
Albert J. Hadley
Mount Vernon
Louis Mayer
Mankato
Mion
Francis M and
Realistic Cake Walk Noted by Cleveland Plain Dealer
A commentator recalls a cake walk described as the most realistic yet noting one participant wore burnt cork stockings in Cleveland. The remark captures a vivid, period-appropriate moment from the event.
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Cleveland Plain Dealer
New Corn Price and Farm Seed Catalogue Offer
An advertisement promotes corn at 83,000 per yield 813 bushels per acre and oats at 260 bushels. It markets pasture seed mixes and crops including Salter's Rape and Bromus Inermis, plus 10 kinds grasses and clovers. Send to John A Balzer Reed Co La Crosse Wisconsin with stamps for a free catalogue.
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Salter
John A. Balzer Reed CO
LA Crosse
Wis
W.n
Suggestions for Women on Dainty Underwear Care
Eliza R. Parker advises gentle washing of delicate garments to preserve their appearance. Use warm water with soap, soak briefly, wash by hand, rinse in warm water, and avoid wringing. Dry on a line and press with a hot iron while still slightly damp.
Hidden thoughts of a girl who won’t speak aloud
A brief Chicago Daily News quip notes that men rarely grasp what a silent girl hides in her thoughts, asserting the difficulty of discovering what she truly thinks when she does not speak.
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Chicago Daily News
Health for Ten Cents Ad Rekindles Digestive Claims
An old advertisement touts Cascarets as a remedy for bowels and kidneys, claiming natural action to relieve headaches and general discomfort. It also fragments other product names and generic wellness claims, reflecting period marketing style.
Dr J H Rindlaub Eye Ear Nose and Throat Fargo
An advertisement highlights Dr J H Rindlaub, a Fargo specialist for the eye ear nose and throat. It whimsically notes the season for plumbing and ice, and mentions Piso’s Cure as a remedy for consumption. The note includes a quotation and a separate line with Amex Ross Williamsport Pa dating to 13 06.
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J. H. Rindlaub
Fargo, N. Dak
Amex Ross
Williamsport
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N. Dak
Laundry Trust
France
Prussia
M. Andree
London Standard
Andreew
Walter Wellman
Bering Sea
Terra Firma
Nova Zembla
Polar Ocean
Siberia
Nova Zembia
Franz Josefland
Stamps of
San Salvador
Massachusetts
M. Clemenceau
Pe-ru-na
T. C. Fletcher
Eliza R. Parker
Piautus
Charles Buxton
Hood
Poe