Rich's Pipe Dreams and War Bond Banter From Public Service Magazine
A mosaic of wartime humor and the era's public notices. Jokes about home front efforts, drafts, and shop talk mix with anecdotes about barbers, teachers, and everyday life. The piece rounds with quips about money, shopping, and patient care.
Do You Run Around Nights Doctor Teases Patient
A humorous dialogue shows a doctor joking the patient is suffering from a halo that is too tight. A battleship gun explosion yields a sailor's laconic, slightly comical account. A young father learns his son killed five flies, clarifying their sexes with a witty mirror and whisky bottle contrast. Sam’s wedding invites married people to ensure clean profits.
Verle Kniel to Teach Latin and English in Guttenberg
In Guttenberg on Friday Verle Kniel will teach Latin and English in the public schools. Local notes report several service members home or abroad, a Ford truck incident, and upcoming school enrollment with 150 students gathered for the first day. Marie Falk left for Cedar Falls to attend State Normal for primary teacher training.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Verle Kniel
Guttenberg
Fred
Muehlethaler
Clarence Schori
Great Lakes Naval Training Station
Radio Department of the Navy
Charles Greenley
Soren Sorenson
Rochester
Minn
Elmer Pinney
Clarence Becker
Nelson Conner
Perry Medberry
Ernest Bauder
Marie Falk
Cedar Falls
State Normal School
Local Real Estate Transfers Reported in Week End Sept 9
Wm D Mattocks transfers to Clara E Mattocks for $1.00 includes portions of sections 26 and 27 in township 93 range 7. Elgin State Bank transfers to Earl W Kiple and his wife for $1.00 includes portions of sections 28 and 22 in township 94 range 7.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
W. J. Rogers’ Abstract
Wm. D. Mattocks
Clara E. Mattocks
Elgin State Bank
Earl W. Kiple
Squirrel Season Opens Across Regions with High Populations
Squirrel season opened yesterday for gray and fox species from Sept. 15 to Nov. 15 with a daily bag limit of 6 and a 12 possession limit. Conservation officers report heavy squirrel populations, but hunters face ammo shortages and transport difficulties.
Never leave a scythe hanging in a chicken house
A humorous Iowa clipping recalls a scare caused when Geo Pederson of Froelich injured his neck feeding chickens after a scythe struck him. The note mocks flawed newspaper phrasing in ads and jokes about odd listings like a wooden coal stove and a heifer pull calf. It also mentions wartime delivery strains affecting John Hart of LeMars and his plan to pivot to soft water and hog farming services.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Nick
Geo. Pederson
Froelich
Iowa
Lowa Hi
John Hart
LeMars
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