Elgin Classifieds and Local Notes
Local notices from Elgin Iowa include dental exchange offers, hog and corn feed deals, hay and oats sale, rental notice for a Mrs. Hughes residence, and club advertising offers. Also items on dog teams and farm statistics, a humorous anecdote about gas money, plus reader notices from the Fayette County Union and Osage Press with job tales and window maintenance tips using paraffin.
Vacation Jottings and Musing Quips From 19th Century Page
A fragmented collection of aphorisms and reflections on life, manners, and society. The items ponder patience, honesty, aging, independence, and daily folly, with wry observations on Oscars of character and the quirks of modern life.
Merry Quips and Quick Jokes From the Magazine
A playful collection of short quips and humorous exchanges funny lines about politics, dreams, radios, and everyday life. The bits feature family banter, marital jabs, and light dental humor reflecting a period snapshot of social wit.
Ultra Violets Bleach Fine Linens Across Industries
Ultra violet rays, sometimes with visible light, are used in many industrial processes. Textile bleaches fine new fabrics. petroleum removes odor from oils. leather uses it in patent leather production. Ultraviolet may disinfect water, aid beverages, preserve foods, and enhance vitamin D in foods. It is applied to foods, medicines, scrimoy to linoleum, and oil bleaching for technical uses.
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Scientific American
Egyptian Obelisks Affects Remain Parts Across World
Only 36 of the ancient obelisks survive. Karnak hosts four upright and two prostrate, Saan holds nine prostrate, Philae has one upright, Rome has twelve including St John Lateran’s largest. Flory contains two, New York Paris dries Constantinople each have one. England holds four with two at the British Museum, one at Alnwick Castle, one at Kingston-Lacy. Cleopatra's Needle companion remains from Alexandria.
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Rome
Church of St John Lateran
Flory
New York City
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England
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Delayed Payment to Sioux on Rosebud Reservation
Rapid City reports Sioux Indians on the Rosebud Reservation received 10000 dollars from the federal government for ponies stolen by white men sixty years ago. Most claimants are dead, but High Bald Eagle, age ninety, got thirty dollars for two horses stolen when he was thirty. The theft occurred during uprisings when Indians were prisoners of war, with an army lieutenant keeping a record of stolen ponies.
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Seaplanes Inspect BC Salmon Spawning Grounds
Canadian fisheries seaplanes survey streams in British Columbia to verify salmon reaching spawning grounds, assess egg deposition, and determine if further conservation measures are needed to maintain stocks. The effort reports on spawning area conditions and parent fish migration.
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Department of Fisheries
British Columbia
Popular Mechanics Magazine
Land Moving Westward and Earth Drift Theory
PathFinder Magazine reports on Nav al Observatory observations claiming San Diego may have shifted about 40 feet in seven years. If confirmed, the data bolster the theory that land drifts westward due to Earth's eastward rotation, bending crust into mountains and potentially triggering earthquakes.
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Naval Observatory
San Diego
Calif
Pathfinder Magazine
Next Stop Elsie How Wonderful It Has Been
A playful exchange on a honeymoon setting unfolds with Jack predicting trouble ahead. A Sbhrand Politician quips about reputation, noting a skill in predicting and then favoring those outcomes. The Washington Star quote underscores political rhetoric.
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Elsie
Jack
Washington Star
Road From Ocean to Ocean Named for Simon Bolivar Opens
A new 2000 mile road named for Simon Bolivar connects the Atlantic coast at La Guaira Venezuela to the Pacific at Guayaquil Ecuador. The route passes through Caracas Bogota and Quito the capitals of Venezuela Colombia and Ecuador.
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Simon Bolivar
South America
la Quarla
Venezuela
Atlantic
Guayaquil
Ecuador
Pacific
Caracas
Bogota
Quito
Colombia
So Much Alike: A Quip About Brown and a Debt
A fragmentary dialogue centers on a speaker remarking to another that they resemble Brown. The reply denies likeness, followed by the assertion that Brown owes four dollars, revealing a comic aside about a debt.
Go Easy On Hill With Faulty Brakes Warns Rider
A terse plea from Horn O. K. warns a rider to proceed cautiously as the hill remains unsafe due to brake failure. The exchange emphasizes calm and assurance that the situation is under control despite the risk.
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Horn O. K
Burning Question and Portrait Prices Discussed in Silly Scene
In a playful exchange, Jack and Lucille tease about love while a photographer quotes fifty dollars per dozen for pictures. A bemused “How much will these pictures cost me” line follows as they pose.
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Jack
Lucille
Excasive Cruelty Shocks Town Sees Mean Man Named
Local tabloid style note cites harsh remarks about a man named Brown calling him the meanest person, with questions about alleged acts and a claim of deafness and secrecy surrounding his bar dealings. The fragmentary text hints at a public confrontation and rumor spread in the community.
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Brown
Wives Cherist How's Your Wife Today
A brief, humorous exchange about a wife’s status and a speaker’s mistaken reference, capturing a moment of casual conversation and miscommunication. The dialogue hints at everyday domestic life and light banter without weighty stakes.
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Chemlat
A Distinction Mother Frits You Must Behave
A tense household moment unfolds as a mother tells a guest to be courteous while the son notes the guest was not invited and only arrived unannounced. The dialogue centers on manners, inclusion, and social boundaries within a family setting.
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Frits
Alwaze Fresh Milk Prompt Leads Goats to Table
A peculiar scene described as a waiter guiding a goat to a table over milk in coffee, with a note on service style and unexpected animal involvement in dining. The event highlights odd dining theatrics and customer reactions.
Farm Sale Near St Lucas Reported This Week
The 160 acre farm near St Lucas was sold by the closed bank for Waucoma to Chris Schwabmann for 5000 dollars. The only improvement noted is a barn. The report also includes a column debating hitchhiking safety with anecdotes and opinions urging caution while acknowledging rare dangers.
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St. Lucas
Peter G. Smith
West Union Argo
Bank For
Waucoma
Chris’ Schwabmann
Tax concerns rise in Fayette county over tax revenue
The Oelwein Register argues that Fayette county tax receipts for 1934 show $104.89 per farm unit and project yearly totals of $1,258.56, warning that lower rail revenues and railroad layoffs threaten local livelihoods, urging readers to consider the broader impact on bus lines and taxpayers.
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Fayette County
Jefugie Tade
Oelwein Register
Local Coal Train On Track With Urgent Order Ad
A Pocahontas coal car is shown on the track awaiting orders. Call to place yours now. The ad promotes Red Top Steel fence, pasta and wire for cattle fencing.
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