That Dry Town Pump Joke and Odd Classified Bits
A humorous vignette recalls a lumberman in a dry town who tries a pump gone dry after a night of revelry. He quips that the pump won’t work because he has no money to patronize it. The piece blends light wordplay with snippets from ads and odd insertions typical of a periodical page.
Seeding Alfalfa With and Without a Nurse Crop Tested
Iowa State College experts report alfalfa can be seeded in spring without a nurse crop with good odds of success if the land is well prepared, weeded, and previous fall manure applied. Seeding rates around 20 pounds per acre are common, with 4 to 6 tons per acre potential in the first productive year, though weed competition and moisture impact results.
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Haynes
Elwood Haynes
Automobile Company
Main Street
Kokomo
Indiana
Builders of America
Wilett
The Potato For The Corn Belt
Advice favors wide flat tubers for Iowa seed stock with non hollow eyes and strong shapes. Old varieties like Burbank decline in favor of Rural and Pearl, Early Ohio yields pressured by Cupblar. Bulletins from Iowa Experiment Station offer guides on dairy, poultry, codling moth, and farm management.
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Burbank
Corn Belt
Ohio
Shane
Iowa Agricultural Experimentiation
Iowa State College
Iowa Beef Producers Highlight Profits and Practices
A northbound tour by the Iowa Beef Producers association and Iowa State College informed 13 000 farmers of high beef prices amid world shortages. The talks promoted livestock over crops for profit, citing $7 gain per head on $168 cattle, and urged better production with improved sires feeding, alfalfa, silage, and pasture care.
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Iowa Beef Producers’ Association
Iowa State College
United States
Weresford
Beresford
Free Hog Cholera Demonstrations Offer
Iowa State College agricultural extension will send a veterinary expert to forty-farmer communities for free lectures on hog cholera. The college bears all expenses for the instructor. Three men travel daily delivering these lectures, reaching nearby farms to educate breeders and improve herd health.
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Berum
Agricultural Extension Department
Iowa State College
Wilo
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Genuine Testimonials for Lydia E. Pinkham's Compound
A newspaper runs letters from women praising Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for relief from nervous spells, kidney troubles, and weakness. Mrs Waters of Camden, New Jersey says two months brought her back to health and weight. Mrs Haddock of Aston, Oklahoma reports renewed strength and vitality after use.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
Timie Ares
Knight St. Camden, N.J
Lydia FE
Line of Duty in Calhoun County Visit
Uncle Luke travels to Calhoun County to see the son of the old master now grown to age and office. The elder asks after Mr. John and notes his weight while Luke reports a wall-coat figure on duty, reflecting local character and dialogue.
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Luke
Calfoun County
John
New Modern Dancing Expert Endorses Allen's Foot-Base Powder
A sample text shows Mignetr B. Fletner Wallace endorsing Allen's Foot-Mae and Allen's Foot-Base powder for foot comfort during long hours. The testimonial claims relief from foot fatigue, sore toes, and corns, recommending it to pupils and readers.
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Adlen
Mignetr B
Wallamore
Allens
Larbuy
Overexertion and care in a patient’s tone is noted
A humorous exchange shows a worried patient told by Ike that optimism is costly. An ad repeats cures for constipation with Doctor Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets and notes a dentist’s dedication to satisfactory work.
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Pierce
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