Peculiar old ad and quip collection in brief
A compact, era flavored collage of quirky lines and ads including a joked exchange about a missed letter, a Victorian proverb about means and meanness, a pitch for Allen’s Foot-Hase powder, a joke about professionals in a pie, a medical ad for Green's Songs and dropsy specialists, and a note on double entry vestibule doors.
A Bit of Human Nature at the Opera
An embarrassed husband clings to his unread program while his wife and a matronly bystander argue about his literacy. The scene unfolds with whispered comments, a boost of pride, and the wife revealing he is a college graduate who cannot admit it.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Opera House
Detroit Free Press
Nother
Northwestern inventors listed in patent ad and chatter
A garbled page mentions Northwestern inventors and patent attorney firms like Merwin Lothrop Johnson in St Paul and a Pioneer Press Building address. It includes scattered items such as tempering apparatus, self dropping mechanisms, and a back pedaling brake, with unrelated dialogue about golf and a foreign tongue.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Northwestern
George A. Ilder
St. Paul
Minn
Neuwid
Tolos Ingrebetson
Moe
Iyer FP
Meloos
Stony Brook
Charles J. Melvin
Edward G. Regi
Duluth
Merwin, Lothrop & Johnson
Pioneer ‘Press
St Pau
Allen's Foot-Hage Powder Promises Quick Foot Relief
An old advertisement touts Allen's Foot-Hage powder to ease tight shoes and treat corns bunions swollen feet and sweating feet with a 26 cent price. The ad also notes samples and distribution details. A stray line laments fear of failure hindering men from starting, and a note mentions Algerian archaeological explorations hindered by lack of funds.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Allen
Olmsted
LeRoy
Drugglata
Curious Seed Labels from Congressmen Samples
Seeds sent to recipients via Congressmen carry curious notes from the United States Department of Agriculture. Cannas are called an interesting genus with underground stems eaten in Peru. Lindley notes coffee substitute seeds. some are used as shat. Messages urge thirty year storage before germination. Marigolds touted for medicinal uses and soups, and zinnias named for Zinn. Lark spur linked to a dolphin in its name. All seed packets ask reporters to share trial results with the department.
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United States Department of Agriculture
Congress
Agricultural Department
Peru
Lindley
Zinn
Lark
Spur
Sly Joking in the Pulpit in Utica
An Utica minister recalls a summer supply stint in which a college bred pastor tried to stump him with a hard chapter from Numbers. He read the next chapter to avoid stumbling, and the exchange ended with a silent exchange of glances and a whispered retort.
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Sly
Utica
Questioning Love In Mr Woodby’s Witty Exchange
In a fragment from an 19th century scene Miss Willing asks if belief in second love is real. Mr Woodby, a widow, answers with a fable about buying sugar: the first pound is sweet, the second pound should be sweet too, prompting reflection on desire and fidelity.
No newspaper at home says mother with grown daughters
In a Collier's Weekly anecdote a parent explains they never take the newspaper home preferring to avoid crime stories and instead mention family life and bargain sales as the main interest.
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Wice
Collier's Weekly
Good News for Stout Figures in 19th Century Dress
The piece notes that long sashes at the side and pointed jackets conceal girth. It mentions panne and satin de chine as fabrics, praising the latter for its suitability and appeal.
Tom Surprised Lady Reader at Prison Visitor Exchange
A Philadelphia North American fragment recalls a prison visit where Tom is told he is allowed many liberties. The horse appropriator responds that they receive almost every liberty, with the exchanged quip reflecting the era’s satirical tone.
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Philadelphia
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Eva N. Hart
Buffalo
N. Y
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H. HA. Green
Atlanta
Sterling Remedy Company
Chicago
New York
Tonad Junius
Heo
Nniper
Hallare
MACS
Bears
Gastoria
Curious Seed Labels
L. Douglas
W. Douglas
Douglas Bhde
Brockton
Mara
Huerta Ciesu¢Al Co
la Crosse
Wis
Enat
Ceute
Welle
Malvern
Nda
Land of Plenty
Ate
Ful
Swallon Us
Department of Interior
Ottawiy Canada
Hen Dayles
Hust
Ming
Sonasons
Paniad
Sontis
Kmnko
Cataly
Jruscott Boat
MPO
Joseph
MICH
Thompson
T. M. Roberte Supply House
Nigollet Ave
Minneapolis
Minns House