Christmas Day in a Boy's Mischief Filled Journal
A young boy recounts a chaotic Christmas morning with candy feasts and gifts. He describes playing with a railway track, air gun, and tomahawk, while family chaos and injuries unfold. The entry chronicles pranks, close calls, and a holiday shadow over joy.
Rhyme of Mai Shomer Rhyme of Mai Shomer
Poem fragment recounts a distressed shopper in a Christmas store begging for directions to items. The crowded aisles and bells of commerce trigger a spiral gaze as the shopper repeats misdirected paths. The tale ends with him restrained in an ambulance and a padded cell.
Wallington’s Christmas Dilemma and the Stranger’s Prayer
In a tale of dwindling wealth Wallington, a once brilliant financier, faces insolvency and a last dime. He feeds a starving stranger at a restaurant on credit, then reflects on duty and mercy as the man blesses his generosity before departing, while Wallington ends with a modest coffee and sausage.
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Wallington
Bob
Feathered Destroyers of Snakes in South America and Africa
A historical note describes the trumpeter bird of Guiana as a feathered scavenger and protector of flocks, capable of domestication and notable for its trumpet-like call. It also extols the secretary bird of Africa and the Kamichi of South America as a trio that exterminates reptiles, with each bird using distinctive weapons and behaviors to dispatch serpents.
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South America
Africa
Guiana
Kamichi
The Turkish Army Vast Manpower System Described
The piece explains Turkey's military service structure from the Muhammedan subject to Mustaus final enrollment. About 100000 annually are liable, with 70000 enrolled as recruits and the rest drilled into reserve lines. Overall Turkey can field about a million men, with German officers noting their strength.
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Muhammedan
Turkey
Nizam
Redif
Landwehr
Lable
Germany
Muaterial
Healy Bails Out with Fast Driving Tale
Marty Healy, who plays Jeff in Matt and Jeff, loves speed. He was arrested in a small village for speeding and faced a string of escalating fines from ten to forty dollars as the judge quips that the bailiff needs boots and the wagon needs a blanket. The judge warns the car could be attached if more is needed.
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Healy
Marty Healy
Jeff
Matt
His Mission
Visitor seeks to uplift the business man during work time while clarifying no preaching is desired. The visitor reveals he is an agent for an elevator company.
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Air
When the Lights Go Out in a Witty Exchange
A terse exchange in a bygone column features a man answering a quip about speaking to his wife. He admits occasional reluctance to talk back, fearing his wife might think he has gone asleep, provoking light humor.
We Started the Furnace Fire Last Year
Mrs Newsom and Harry argue over the exact start date of their furnace fire last year. They recall dates, diary notes, a card beside the furnace, storm windows, coal bills, and a phone call to confirm the record. Mother's memory finally resolves the dispute: it was October 20.
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Harry
Mrs. Newgom
Mrs. Newsom
Mary
Newsom
Mra
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