Quirky Laughs and One Liner Jokes from A Humorous Page
A collage of jokes and quips in a vintage style includes misheard lines from stage days with John Barrymore, wordplay about hippopotamuses and braces, and snippets of domestic humor. Also features a playful Irish army bulletin, a mule epitaph, and a casual rental notice for a south bedroom in Eagle Lake.
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International Harvester
Chas. E. Johnson
Eagle Lake
Texas
Ramsey
Herndon
Alleyton
Jokes and Chats From a Busy Station and Town
A collection of snippets and quips scenes from daily life feature a priest asking about Anna Bell’s prayers, a barber dispute, a station clerk answering a boy’s search for a mother, a wealthy patient’s mild complaints, workers at a buzz saw, a boy miscounting ostrich legs, polite politeness at home, and family vignettes. The pieces mix humor about haircuts, misheard lessons, stage life, and a Naval Hospital visitor, ending with a reminder about self-starting leadership.
Veterans on the job program discussed at noon luncheon
Fred G. Pinka led the Wednesday noon luncheon and introduced Paul Lewis of the Veterans Administration based in Bay City. Garwood School figure spoke on the GI Bill on the on the job program for veterans. R R Wells Jr handed out cigars for the birth of his baby daughter Tuesday morning. Visitors included Joe Edwards of Texas Oil Co Brenham and M J Ney of Santa Fe Railroad Temple.
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Fred G. Pinka
Paul Lewis
Veterans Administration
Bay City
Lewis
Garwood School
G. I
Old-Time Dance Set for El Campo on Sept 25
An old-time dance will be held Wednesday September 25 at Red Hill Nat Camp El Campo Texas. A dancing contest awards a $3 prize to each best waltz polka and schottische couple. Music by Johnnie Baca. Organizers promise the biggest old-time dance yet.
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Tom the Hatter
KXWZ
Tom the
N. Main
Houston
Tex
J. Ploumis
Owzier
Prats Avenue
Lenda
el Campo
Red Hill
Campo
Texas
Johnnie Baca
Prof Martino And His Orchestra At Red Hill El Campo
Prof Martino and his Eleo dance orchestra will play for the Saturday night dance at Red Hill War El Campo Texas Saturday Sept 21 The Professor has a 10 piece band and has been playing throughout the state Miss Hawk Kins is feature vocalist The band’s Latin tunes and latest songs draw crowds Billie Stiles and George Cason traveled to San Marcos with mothers for San Marcos Academy entrance last week Entering Texas Christian University are David Hinton and Miss Juanita Hinton grandchildren of W B Hinton Sr of Eagle Lake
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Martino
Eleo
Red Hill War
el Campo
Texas
Geo. Cason
San Marcos ‘Academy
Scouts Open Fall Season Meeting at Lions Hall
All Girl Scouts of Troop No 1 and interested girls are reminded that the first fall meeting will be at 4 30 Friday afternoon at the Lions Hall. Leaders Mrs. R B Davis and Mrs F C Durbin plan an active season. Roland Campbell and Paul Louis Henneke returned Wednesday from a business trip to Fort Worth.
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Lions Hall
R. B. Davis
F. C. Durbin
Roland Campbell
Paul Louis Henneke
Fort Worth
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