Jokes and sketches from a rainy day home page
A clutter of jokes and brief vignettes from a temperamental humor page. Patched jokes cover kids mispronunciations, marital quibbles, shopkeepers, and a seaside view of ordinary daily life with light punchlines and gentle irony. Polite mischief and family banter carry the tone.
Steer Gelin Bastrop Furniture Store Smash Incident
Fragmented OCR text reports a disturbance at a Bastrop furniture store where items including a bed and tables were damaged. It references a steel bed and an animal involvement, with unclear names and multiple garbled phrases from Smithville Times.
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Smithville
Sufficient Contribution
A fragmentary newspaper line reports a minister and Mr Brown discussing contributions to a foreign mission. The speaker mentions feeling the contribution is sufficient, noting only last month a missionary brother was “eaten up by conibats.” The text is unclear and garbled.
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Mr. Brown
Conibats
Spectacular showing as LaGrange defeats Peppers 19 to 4
LaGrange Demons rout the Peppers 19 to 4 amid numerous errors. Jess Tolbert started on the mound for LaGrange, giving up twelve hits and ten runs in four innings. Albert Loughridge and Wild Bill Fry followed, with Fry exiting after two innings due to arm fatigue as Tug Causey finished the game with sharp, curving pitches.
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Paule
Eau
Kelly Kaloo
LaGrange
Peppers
LaGrange Demons
Dr. Peppers
Jess Tolbert
Albert Loughridge
Wild bin
Red Fry
Red
Lef Field
Wrottaman
Tug
Causey
George Crim
Christian Science Sunday Lesson Text Synopsis
Sunday July 17 Christian Science Church service featured the lesson subject Sue. Golden text from Psalms 27 declares the Lord is light and salvation. Deuteronomy 30 outlines choosing life and good, while Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures by Mary Baker Eddy discusses matter versus Spirit and the eternal, real nature of all that is spiritual.
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Sue
Churches of Christ
Scientist
Mary Baker Eddy
Friday Bridge Club Hosts Five Tables at Veranda
Miss Hilda Anice Steinwers entertained five bridge tables on her veranda Friday afternoon. Guests included Misses Maude Wallace Jeanette Loeffelholz Maryion Meyers from El Campo Elizabeth Westmorchind Ada Homes Mildred Hazelse Louise and Lillian Killough and Mes James Noel Parker and Harry Reading Jr. Prizes went to Mrs George Crim and Miss Louise Kilough. Wallace won the cut prize. Refreshments and punch were served by Mrs Thos Waddell and guests of Mrs E W Cookenboot LaPorte and Mr and Mrs Sam F Carter of El Campo visited Mr and Mrs L D Roberts for the weekend.
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Hilda Anice Steinwers
Maude Wallace
Jeanette Loeffelholz
Maryion Meyers
el Campo
Elizabeth Westmorchind
Ada Homes
Mildred Hazelse
Louise
Lillian Killough
James Noel Parker
Harry Reading
George Crim
Louise Kilough
Wallace
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Polly
Archie
Joan
Tommy
Robert
Omen
Sire
Victor
Mrs. Jones
Mary
Dickie
Guy
Old Crusoe
Davis Service
Sands of
Bastrop
Jersey
Farown
Jairyarden
America
Flint
Mich
Chevrolet
Chevrolet Motor Company
Detroit
Michigan
General Motors
A. L. Baring
Eagle Lake
Texas
Lagrange and Peppers
Christian Science Churche
Kollmann
Wintermann Buiding
Northwest Corner
Squard
Sam F. Carter
L. D. Roberts
White Mountain
Crystal and
Herrick
Haggle Lake Furniture Co
H. McCreary
Mer