Jokes and snippets from a bygone humor page
A collage of dated one liners and vignettes featuring students, wives, clerks, and dockside figures. Jokes play on money, manners, and miscommunications with punchlines about matching lighters, car troubles, taxicabs, and army camp pranks.
Dangerous Substitute Pricing Note in 666 Claim
A warning on selling a substitute for 666 to gain a few cents, stressing customers as assets and the risk to business. It claims 606 value is three or four times that of a substitute.
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Congress
Johnny
Regional misadventures in food and work mishaps
A collage of comic travel and domestic scenes spans New Hampshire Vermont Massachusetts New York Pennsylvania and Ohio with a couple's cake Indigestion and a boss humor piece about punctuation Then a Jim Crow era punch line shows a worker subletting a paint job to another man while the boss questions the pay and value of being the boss
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New Hampshire
Vermont
Massachusetts
New York
Pennsylvania
Ohio
Spinach Shipments From Kenedy Reach Fourteen Cars
From Kenedy Advance reports brisk spinach shipments last week with fourteen cars loaded by Thursday morning. Workmen have operated day and night since Friday, using an improvised shed on Front Street. Principal shipper John Cannon led early harvests as more growers prepare. local agent J. W. Grant predicts at least one hundred cars may depart Kenedy soon amid market fluctuations.
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Front Street
John Cannon
J. W. Grant
Mayor Catches Fish On Sunday Fishing Trip
Colorado County Citizen reports Mayor Zumwalt disobeyed the preacher and went fishing with Mr. and Mrs. Youens. They drove to Aransas Pass while Mrs. Youens visited relatives. The two men fished from Port Aransas on the same boat used by President Roosevelt. The Mayor says he caught a barrel of sheephead. Nannie Barrow spent the weekend with her daughter Mrs. A. J. Dupree at Lia Grange.
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Harry Youens
Aransas Pass
Nannie Barrow
A. J. Dupree
Lia Grange
Animals that talk and make sounds across species
A London Answers Magazine writer notes that many land animals have vocalizations while few lack sound ability. Giraffes have no vocal cords. elephants trumpet. camels squeal. seals bark. hedgehogs make striking noises. pythons may whistle. frogs croak or bleat. some lizards and catfish produce sounds when stressed or out of water.
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London Answers Magazine
Soudan
Malaya
Marshall to Run for District Representative
Sept. B. Cr. Marshall of Garwood visited Saturday and said he had definitely decided to run for representative from the district comprising Colorado and Austin counties. Friends report Joan and Buddy Davis ill with whooping cough. Complete Fountain Service offered by Joe D. Luna Drug Store.
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Garwood
Marshall
Colorado
Austin
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R. B. Davis
Joe D. Luna
Creomulsion Ad Claims Fast Cough Relief
An advertising column promotes Creomulsion for lingering coughs and chest colds. It asserts the medicine targets the airways, loosens phlegm, and promises a refund if not satisfied after the first bottle, urging readers to ask for the single word Creomulsion.
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Ford claims engine costs lower than any prior car
The report states that the new Ford model features an engine designed to cost less to run than any Ford car previously produced, signaling a focus on efficiency and affordability for owners.
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