Witty exchange on a dating scene as trees and fruit joke
A humorous exchange from H. C. Dodge in the Detroit Free Press features a slim person and a belle trading puns about apples tree anatomy and growing up. The dialogue pivots on paring an apple and a playful claim of being like a tree, ending with a quip about leaving as a bough.
How Aunt Catherine Gave Thanks in Hard Times
Walter Allison and his wife Bessie face debt and illness after a baby’s loss and job loss. Catherine Allison learns to make others thankful, giving help to Mrs Vaughn and the Wheelers, and in turn receives renewed gratitude and a Thanksgiving peace with Walter and Bessie.
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Walter Allison
Walter
Catherine
Mrs. Allison
Ethel
Papa
Bessie Allison
Dan
Walter R. Allison
Mrs. Wilton
Mr. Allison
Catherine Allison
Mrs. Foster
Vaughn
Allison
Wheeler
John Wheeler
Walters
Eunice
Luccy Randolph Fleming
Chicago
A Young Lady’s Idea of Marriage by Charles Reade
A passage describes a young woman’s ideal of marriage as a path to independence and social power. It critiques the notion of domestic liberty gained solely through wedlock and contrasts it with the constraints of single life and public scrutiny.
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London
Charles Reade
Saving Old Paper for Home Use Advice
A Cincinnati Enquirer note explains versatile uses for old paper in home care. It recommends rubbing stove surfaces and utensils with paper for shine, using paper to polish mirrors and windows, and covering jars or cans with brown paper to improve preservation. It also suggests placing paper under carpet for warmth and quiet.
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Cincinnati Enquirer
Notable Aging and Achievements Highlight 19th Century Figures
The notes sketch Wilkie Collins turning sixty next January and E P Whipple at sixty four. It recalls Blaine's book advance and sales projections, Miss Thompson’s marriage to a Choctaw lawyer, Wanamaker resigning from the Y M C A presidency, and Bertha Crowley learning her inheritance. It also mentions Dr Jones’s reversed wealth, Hazewell’s vast memory, and Mrs Young’s Paris death with infant.
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E. P. Whipple
America
Whipple
Boston
Boston Transcript
Blaine
Emily Thompson
Roanoke County
Napoleon B. Ainsworth
Chicago Times
John Wanamaker
Philadelphia
Young Men's Christian Association
Bertha Crowley
N. Y
J. J. Byrne
Crowley
Texas
Brooklyn
Eagle
Charles Hazewell
Boston Traveller
Lid
England
Victoria
Paris
John Russell Young
China
Young
Marshall Jewell
Connecticut
Humorous Snippets From Early 20th Century Newspapers
A collage of humorous quips and misread adages from various papers. Jokes about beds and coal duty mark the tone, while snippets feature a book agent, couplets on love, and playful digs at manners and slang.
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