Truth in Death and the Lying Miner Burrows Tale
A Nevada mining camp tale recalls Burrows, a notorious liar who spun endless falsehoods until a cave in left him dying. He claims to be a pirate and finds a nugget, but his tale twists as a sister receives the $13,280, not a widow. In the end, a mirroring spectral ride links the tale to Belford's Magazine.
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Burrows
Nevada
Pacific
Ohio
The Wife's Flower Garden Pitiful Effort by a Sedentary Husband
A Buffalo Courier humorous note mocks a man with sedentary habits attempting to fix his wife's garden in spring. The wife directs from an upper window as the husband endures spading, hoeing, and watering while neighbors hear the quarrel. The scene ends with a weary debacle of effort and banter.
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Jim
Hanner
Jacob
Cadmus
Buffalo Courier
Goethe and His Doppelganger Encounter on the Road
A young Goethe rests by a road when a mid aged rider approaches. The figure resembles him in face though older in appearance and attire. Years later the incident is recalled as part of his life story.
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Goethe
Pize the Bitter Gall a Dakota Chief and ally of Sitting Bull
Gall known as Pize the Bitter was a key Dakota leader for nearly two decades alongside Sitting Bull. In 1866 at Fort Stevenson a skirmish led to a reward for his head but he feigned death and survived. He later attacked whites, was wounded, recovered, and remained hostile until 1881.
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Gall
Sitting Bull
Fort Stevenson
Missouri
Grand River Agency
Philadelphia Press
Cleaning Clothes Techniques From an American Analyst
The article outlines 19th century methods for renewing worn garments. A scourer uses warm soapsuds to scour coats, vests and pants made of broadcloth cassimere or diagonal, then rinses and presses. Wrinkles and shiny spots are treated with steam and damp cloths, with care to avoid a shiny finish.
Rice and Rice Stocking at Clifton House Joke
A Niagara grocer explains he buys rice from hotels for resale. He notes couples on wedding trips leave rice scattered in rooms, which the chambermaid collects and sells to grocers. The tale frames a humorous paywall about local supply chains via hotel guests.
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Clifton House
Falls
Hat Wielding Man Defends Odd Headwear in Quip Fight
In a playful scene a man defends his distinctive hat and umbrella as a shield against taunts. He explains he carries the umbrella to whack those who mock the hat. The exchange captures a humorous local moment.
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Snooks
Tongue Twisters From An Early 20th Century Page
A collection of classic tongue twisters is featured with lines like Peter Piper’s peck of pickled peppers and the gray brigade. Other phrases include sea ceases, sash shabby stitches, and She sells sea shells.
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Peter Piper
Gay Gray Brigade
Grimes Jim
Sarah
Smith
Philip
Rebellions of the Dyspeptic Stomach and Bitters Remedy
A vivid description urges using Hostetter's Stomach Bitters before each meal and at night to ease digestion and appetite. It claims relief from nervousness insomnia and constipation, with broader benefits for rheumatism malaria kidney complaints and neuralgia through improved assimilation of food.
Old Texas mule tale on bargaining and timber rents
A humorous old frontier example shows overasking in barter. A rider offers a mule for one hundred dollars, others push back to five dollars, exposing the stubborn price gap. A tenant farmer then asks for permission to cut timber for a barn and gate, getting what he expects in the end.
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Texas
The Wisest Gift and a Medical Pledge
A verse extols gift giving then shifts to a medical pitch for Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription as the true cure for female ailments and related pains, promising guaranteed results with a bottle wrapper guarantee and noting Dr. Pierce's Pellets as a laxative option at 25 cents.
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Mr. Brown
Arkansas Lands Seeks Buyers For Vast Tax and Seminary Holdings
Arkansas lists more than 2,000,000 acres of lands held as forfeited for taxes and public domains including internal improvements swamp lands seminary and bank lands offered for sale at nominal prices. A reader’s table outlines extent character and suitability for various industries and uses.
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Arkansas
Harvest Excursions Rush to Western Lands by One Fare
The Rock Island & Pacific Railway offers Harvest Excursion Tickets to Kansas Nebraska Colorado Indian Territory New Mexico Texas Wyoming Utah Idaho Dakota Arizona Northwestern Iowa and southwestern Minnesota at one fare for the round trip. Sales August 6 7 etc dates through October 8 1889 with a 3 day return limit to encourage settlers and investors. Solid vestibule trains run to Omaha via Kansas City St Joseph with connections to Denver Colorado Springs and Pueblo and direct lines to all listed areas. For details contact John Sepas Tian Chicago agent.
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Chcaco, Rock Island & Pacific Railway
Kansas
Nebraska
Missouri River
Colorado
Indian Territory
New Mexico
Texas
Wyoming
Utah
Idaho
Dakota
Arizona
Iowa
Minnesota
Rock Island
Omaha
Kansas City
St. Joseph
Denver
Colorado Springs
Pueblo
St. Paul
John Sepas Tian
Chicago
IIL
Circus Clown Says He Works in the Odd-Wear Business
A friend asks what he does now for a living. The circus clown replies that he is in the odd wear business.
The Four Greatest Conquerors in World History
The passage lists Alexander and Hannibal Caesar and Bonaparte as history’s top conquerors. It notes Alexander died in debauch after lamenting no worlds left to conquer. Hannibal died by poison after exile following victories. Caesar conquered 800 cities and millions, assassinated by trusted allies. Bonaparte ended in lonely banishment after ruling Europe with bloodshed.
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Alexander
Hannibal
Cresar
Bonaparte
Caesar
Earth
Europe
Burrs for sale and picnic myths in satire
The fragment mocks a scene of burrs sold to fake a woodland picnic and notes on soaps and Dobbin’s Electric Soap. It mentions a New York man teaching flight and suggests American financiers in Canada are more suitable. The piece concludes with a jab about goop women being the salt of the earth when not too fresh.
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Chicago Ledger
New York
Canada
Hood
Isaac Thompson
John L. Thompson, Sons & CO
Troy, N.Y
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Ter Safety Rein-Holder Co
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Chicago Scale Co
Ill
A. Lehmann
Washington, D. C
Remma
Ren Ste Retlef
Riestown
Mass
Johnstown
National Pub. O
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Weirine
Oer
Staw Grannan Detective Bureau Co
Arcade
Cincinnati
Gheap Homes
Texas Investment CO
Corsicana
Johnson & CO
Main St
Richmond
RB. FT. & Co
Warrine
Chichester
Name
Chichester Chemical Co
Madison Sq
Philada
CACY
Carpenter ST
Carroll Ave
Bradfields
Ere'l
Ator
Regulator CO
ALL Agape
Proaerwrs
Charles A. Vogeler CO
Baltimore
Wwew
CATON
Weil
Cason
Boston
At & Price
Chicagosuale CO
Smith & Wesson
Springfield
Maes
Moody's
Moody & CO
Spencer's
J. A. Spencer
Dwight, Tl
Asewine Machine
Orde
Franklin Street
Lyvans Chemical Co
C.n. U
G. H. Ingraham
M. D
Amsterdam
N. Y
D. R. Dyche & CO
Utara