A Few Grins Not A Joy Forever
Comic bits from a San Antonio Light item about Toni Toots visiting Agnes and a wooden wall and river fence gag. A Pearson’s Weekly gag has a customer waiting for a chop and complaining about rain.
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Newspaper
Dillon Tribune
Location
Dillon, Montana, United States of America
Date
Jul 11, 1919
Page
5
Comic bits from a San Antonio Light item about Toni Toots visiting Agnes and a wooden wall and river fence gag. A Pearson’s Weekly gag has a customer waiting for a chop and complaining about rain.
Advice notes that heat worsens illness when digestion is blocked by undigested food. Recommends Foley Cathartic Tablet to relieve sick headache biliousness bloating and heaviness with a morning effect cited by Potts the Druggist. Adv-1m.
In an advertisement Potts the Druggist promotes Foley Kidney Pills as a remedy for backache rheumatic pains sore joints swollen muscles and fatigue, claiming the real cause is kidney trouble and the pills help the kidneys purify the blood.
A humorous exchange features Dibbs asking if a lie detector exists. Higgs replies I know it and quips I have seen one which turns out to be his wife. The remark lampoons gadgets and marriage in a lighthearted exchange.
S. M. Oliver of Greensborough South Carolina writes Foley's Honey and Tar is fine to keep at home. It soothes hay fever asthma coughs colds croup and bronchial affections says Potts the Druggist. Ad Item
A Chicago Journal excerpt portrays a woman rebuffing Herbert saying his conduct lacks devotion. She cites calculating selfishness and notes he leaves for the last bus, arguing true love requires more.
D Bell of St James City Florida writes he suffered kidney trouble for three years and was nearly gone for six months. After taking Foley Kidney Pills for two bottles all pains disappeared. The ad mentions backache rheumatic pains stiff joints and sore muscles as relief targets. Potts the local druggist endorses the product.
A humorous Tidbits snippet from London notes a neighbor asking why jam pots are wrapped in wallpaper. The efficient mother replies the same paper covers the pantry wall, illustrating frugal concealment.
A scribbled moral about listening and guessing ends with a joke answer corns while an advertisement touts Foley's Honey and Tar for hay fever asthma and cough relief with no opiates, urging readers to seek health resort remedies.
A sharp physician meets an army man who boasts of his father Col. Blank. The doctor, familiar with the father’s name, orders the patient to destroy the prescription and explain his ailment instead. The humorous exchange ends with the soldier acknowledging the doctor’s quick, candid bedside manner.
Mrs. Robert Blair of 461 S 20th St Terre Haute Indiana reports that after taking Foley Kidney Pills her kidney trouble gradually disappeared. Her headaches stopped and she feels free from tired spells with vision no longer blurred. Potts the Adam Drugist endorses them.
Mrs Henry Jewett of Clark Mills New York says a severe attack of summer complaint was relieved almost instantly by Chamberlains Colic and Diarrhoea Remedy. The City Drug Co endorses this remedy and advises every family to have it on hand.
A middle aged man browses a phonograph record catalogue in a store and asks why an opera is titled Samson et Dalila. He recalls the story and quips that Dalila nearly eats Samson, a remark cited from Reedy's Mirror.
A Tennessee man reports that Chamberlain's Colic and Diarrhoea Remedy with castor oil cures about ninety nine of every hundred summer complaint cases in children. He endorses its use and notes City Drug Co. advertises it. The item reflects a period endorsement and a local drug store promotion.
A witty exchange from the Boston Transcript uses a locksmith anecdote to illustrate unfulfilled promises. The tale centers on a bell repairman who visits a house, rings three times, finds no answer, and concludes no one is home.
A humorous exchange asks what a hunting dog hunts and answers that he hunts trouble. The text then shifts to a health note advising how to handle loss of appetite, including meal spacing, exercise, and when to use Chamberlain's Tablets for constipation.
A young girl rushes to her father in the study and whispers that it is raining. He replies curtly to let it rain, and she confirms her intention to tell him despite his focus on his work.
Cools the stomach washes out the bowels drives out impurities helps the liver its Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea. Take it once a week during hot weather and see how happy and contented you'll be. 35c Tea or Tablets A Potts. Adv.1m.
In a hotel lobby a bellhop whistles loudly. the manager rips into him for breaking rules. The bellhop explains he is paging Mrs Jones dog causing a tense exchange over duty and decorum.
At a shop, Mrs Nurithh orders the best gloves and questions the clerk about duration. The salesman answers politely as the buyer emphasizes she wants to purchase, not hire. The exchange echoes a humorous tone from a London Tit-Bits quote.
An advertisement promotes Chamberlain's Colice and Diarrhoea Remedy as a trusted treatment praised by users. It urges try it when needed and credits City Drug Co. with distribution.
A brief exchange presents a mock court scene in Chaparral with a judge setting a sentence of one year and ten days. The victim asks about the ten days, the judge attributes them to a war tax.
A Detroit Free Press quip centers on a young man and his boss in a witty exchange about satisfaction with a job. The boss also appears in the joke, highlighting mutual discontent with the present position.
The quote from Boy's Life notes a boy nicknamed Flannel for shrinking from washing. It uses a witty exchange about hygiene and personality. The gag highlights a playful label among peers without broader context.
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