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Newspaper

Dillon Examiner

Location

Dillon, Montana, United States of America

Date

Jan 19, 1944

Page

7

Lawyer's Fee Joke Reflects Legal Caution and Humor

A client asks about charges and the lawyer replies with a quip on two rates. Five dollars to explain the law, and a hundred to guide safe actions the law forbids, highlighting legal advice as a mix of information and caution.

All Died Young Joke About Cemetery Inscriptions

A humorous exchange imagines a walk through a cemetery. The son asks where the wicked are buried and the father replies with a quip about moral judgment. The piece plays on mortality with dark humor and a witty punchline.

Sad Case Patient-But Doctor Dream Family Affairs

A fragmented medical exchange reveals a patient claiming marriage confusion and jealousy involving his wife. The dialogue hints at personal distress and possible marital strain without clear medical detail or outcome. The brief note captures a tense interpersonal dispute within a clinical setting.

Pras

Tough Break Reference Dilemma

Joe cannot obtain work due to a missing reference from his former employer. Bill learns the employer has been deceased for twenty years, complicating the situation and leaving Joe without a reference source.

Joe Bill

Wind in Tires Improves Car Roll Comfort

A playful note argues politeness is wind while noting wind in a tire can aid a car’s smooth roll. The writer emphasizes wind as a trivial force producing comfort in motion.

Quarrel Evidence Aflat Iron Rolling Pin in Court

In a court session the defendant cites household items as what passed between spouses during a quarrel including a flat iron rolling pin pot assorted pans and a kettle as part of the dispute.

Easy Change Old Lady Dor Tale

A playful exchange unfolds as a girl sketches a portrait of an older woman, then contemplates altering the drawing by adding a tail and renaming it a dog. The scene hints at imagination and rejection of the original likeness.

Profit in Watchmaking Jokes

A humor exchange notes that selling watches at a dollar yields profit through repair services rather than the sale price. The jeweler explains profits come from repairs, not initial watch sales.

Something Fishy About Cohen The Cash Buyer

A dialogue highlights suspicion around Cohen the new clothing merchant who pays in cash. A second man questions Cohen's honesty and notes the lack of traceable credit, signaling doubt about his dealings.

Cohen

Metered Joe Riff Raises Wry Radio Rates

A playful jab targets a slide trombonist billed by the file rather than by the hour, mocking his pay model as he performs on the radio.

Joe Bill

Quiz Card On Historic Facts From Old Pictorials

The set asks about daguerreotype pictures on thin sheets, the age of the Statue of Liberty, Toussaint L Ouverture, Pocahontas as a princess, longest and shortest Bible verses, and the largest U S seaport.

Toussaint L'Ouverture United States

Copper and history notes in compact statements

The passage lists varied facts from copper to biblical verses and geography. It notes the Statue of Liberty at 58 years, claims about Haitian liberator, and asserts no royal families among Indians while mentioning Esther 8 9 and John 11 35 as extremes. It also states New York as the country's largest seaport.

Haiti New York

Penetro Cold Remedy Ad Hints Strong Relief

An old fashioned ad promotes Penetro as a multipurpose remedy for colds and muscular aches. It claims quick absorption through the skin, easing discomfort with a double action, and suggests a base containing mutton suet.

Randma

Pattern 8562s in Various Sizes for Dresses

Pattern 8562s offered in sizes 12 through 42 includes size 14 with short sleeves requiring 334 yards of 39 inch material. The listing specifies fabric needs and size range for sewing this dress pattern.

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