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Newspaper

Dillon Examiner

Location

Dillon, Montana, United States of America

Date

Apr 05, 1944

Page

3

On Schedule Mandy Maam Postpones Mourning Misunderstanding

A lighthearted exchange shows Mandy asking for time off to attend a future funeral while her husband is not yet dead and the hanging is not until Saturday. The humor hinges on a misinterpretation of mourning timing.

Mandy

No Back Talk Harry

A brief exchanged line reads I am a man of few words and Jerry replies I know I am married my self confirming a humorous domestic banter between two speakers.

Harry Jerry

Stranger In Conference Boss In Town

A receptionist confirms the boss is in a conference and out of town, directing the visitor to go in and see him. The scene suggests a busy office situation with a caller attempting access.

Steno

Poison Question Sparks Grocery Store Jibe

A woman asks a grocer if grapes were treated with poison for her ailing husband. The grocer replies no and suggests seeking poison at a drug store.

Grocer

Wife’s Hat Sparks Bill Joke in Private Conversation

A light exchange between Blue and Brown turns on a wife’s hat and the astonished price tag. The dialogue humorously contrasts initial laughter with the surprise of the bill.

Early Talker Exchange on Birthplaces

A playful dialogue features Pat and Mike discussing birthplaces. Mike says he was born in Dublin while Pat claims being born three miles from Dublin. Pat jokes he could have been born there if he had spoken sooner.

Pat Mike Dublin

Take Your Choice Auntie Lonley Hearts Club Retirements

A speaker vents about paying a dollar weekly for ten years to a Lonely Hearts Club and faces cynicism from a niece who jokes about a pension or a tombstone as the payoff.

Lonely Hearts Club

Servant Problem Joke About Elevator Then Maid

Mrs Jones recalls keeping a maid for a week then Mrs Smith asks how. They lived on the top floor of a ten story building and the elevator was out of order, making the maid refuse to walk up.

Mrs. Jones Mrs. Smith

Wifey and Hubby Refer to Yesterday's Paper Fashion

A playful exchange notes fashion in yesterday's paper as a joke on usefulness. The remark frames the paper as outdated for the wife's needs, highlighting a domestic back and forth without specific fashion items.

Foot Jones and the rug request in marriage joke

A light humor exchange shows Jones retorting about his wife never being satisfied and wanting a rug after a vacuum cleaner, highlighting a siege of gifters in a domestic quip.

Smith

Army Joke Rookie Where Do I Eat

Military humor sketch features a rookie asking where to eat and a sergeant answering about company meals. The dialogue highlights basic training banter and chain of command dynamics in a concise exchange.

Sarge

Baseball Futures Amid War Counts In 1944 Dialogues

War time baseball faces uncertain outcomes as drafts fill reserves and armies weigh on player availability. Soldiers in camps discuss who will lead pitchers and hitters while Mort Cooper and others are cited for potential 30 win seasons and strong batting averages despite lean rosters.

Mort Cooper Bonham Borony Donald

Preseason Baseball Pitches and Player Losses Stir Debate

The column debates the coming season's balance with strong pitchers like Mort Cooper Whit Wyatt Rip Sewell and Ernie Bonn ham against reduced hitting and fielding support. It notes the Yankees face gaps from Charlie Keller Joe Gordon Bill Dickey and Johnson. Spud Chandler could lead if available, but team holes remain.

Mort Cooper Whit Wyatt Rip Sewell Ernie Bonham Cubs Reds Yankees Charlie Keller Joe Gordon Bill Dickey Young Johnson Spud Chandler Weir

Anything Can Happen In This Uncertain Racing Season

The article notes the season brings uncertainty in both big league races and leading stars, signaling high public interest amid a gambling era. It urges patience for service members awaiting training progress to better judge teams, highlighting an early spring scramble with potential for wider interest than recent one sided seasons.

Veteran stars return to show in wartime baseball

A look at aging greats Pepper Martin Mel Ott and Jimmy Foxx, still admired in wartime baseball. Martin and Foxx have come out of retirement though not at former peak, Pepper remains a colorful personality on and off the field.

Pepper Martin Mel Ott Jimmy Foxx Martin Foxx Pepper

Pattern No 8580 Textile Offer List

Pattern No 8580 comes in sizes 10 12 14 16 18 and 20 with size 12 including sleeves requiring 3% yards of 35 inch material. Due to high demand and war conditions, some orders may take longer for popular pattern numbers. Enclose 20 cents in coins for each pattern desired. Pattern No Size Name Address

Be-Ruffied Pinafore Sparks Sweet Fashion Charm

A playful note praises a very young man who enjoys seeing his favorite girl in a frilled pinafore. The piece highlights a buttoned back house dress as a charming, stylish option for their shared look.

Household Tips From A Practical Manual

Practical guidance on ironing damp fabrics for stiffness and safe ladder use with a chain top rung. Tips cover hangings for children to verify grooming, washing cotton blankets in lukewarm water, shade drying, and catching drips with an oil silk bowl cover. Also suggests soap mitts from scraps and a screen door hook to prevent a baby tipping in high chair.

Mr Carr Found Friends Unsympathetic at Late Hour

The late William J. Carr of the state department visited a friend's house late at night. After a long wait a second floor window opened and a voice asked who was there. The reply Mr Carr elicited a curt rebuke advising him to walk and not wake people to tell them about it.

William J. Carr State Department Mr. Carr

Lifesaving Maps Chart Seas On Waterproof Raft Gear

Lifesaving maps printed on waterproof fabric withstand salt water. They carry vital survival information and can be used as head coverings for shelter. The maps also double as water collection aids and improvised sails for rafts.

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