Jumbled quips from a century of city papers
A collage of humorous scraps from various newspapers. Snippets include lines about homes and mortgages, whispering mornings, eggs, actors, cars, and curious conversations. The edgy quips showcase quirky exchanges, puns, and social observations from multiple outlets.
Disappointed youth recalls cotton gin discovery and farewell
In a terse reminiscence, Crimson Rambler describes a first encounter with the cotton gin as a missed moment of life. Next House Noonan adds that an older man’s line to “see you again” signals dismissal, not affection, in a tale of youth and misunderstanding.
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Noonan
Puck
A.bove
Aunt Isabel Kimball Truthful Visit Changes Family
A modern tale of Aunt Isabel Kimball and Barbara Loundsbury as Aunt Isabel arrives and exposes faults at the breakfast table. The Percys rally, praising Barbara's blunt honesty and resolving to adopt her plain-speaking approach during difficult times.
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Aunt Ismbel Kimball
Barbara T Loundsbury
Isabel
Cynthia
Father
Agnes
Ralph
Miss Kimball
Barbara
Perrys
Percy
Work treatment in disease at state institution
The Pall Mall Gazette reports experiments at the state Institution at Mauer Ochling showing work as therapy for chronic illness, especially mental and nervous disorders, alcoholism, and epilepsy. Under Dr Star-Hager, 54 percent of patients work, mainly in farm, dairy, garden, and mechanical trades, including a newspaper produced by inmates. Deaths from tuberculosis have declined as patient numbers rise, and public fear of asylums lessens when patients are seen engaged in useful labor.
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Mauer Ochling
Lening
Vientan
Pall Mall Gazette
Star- Hager
Sharp youth reads rivals quickly in oil era chatter
The Baltimore American notes a sharp young man who quickly sizes up others. It recalls he once worked in a tailoring shop before oil success, and suggests making excuses rather than blaming others.
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Baltimore American
Three Boys Cured of Eczema by Cuticura in New York
Mrs. Kate Keim of New York reports her three sons suffered eczema for five months with head sores. After visiting a dispensary no improvement, they used Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment for a few weeks and all sores disappeared leaving no visible marks.
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Kate Keim
West 20Th St
New York
N. Y
Not the Same in Corcoran Paintings Sparks A Mock Trial
A Philadelphia Public Ledger writer notes a Corcoran Gallery purchase by a congressman deemed poor art, claiming he bought a marine daub for three hundred dollars. The artist asks what value would be charged for a similar painting and replies he would not paint a sheet for ten thousand dollars.
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Corcoran
Washington
Philadelphia Public Ledger
Congress
Hhe
Blank
Jinks
Tie
Tala Lim
Deafness cure relies on constitutional remedies says ad
An old advertisement claims deafness results from catarrih and inflammation of the Eustachian tube. It promises one hundred dollars for any deafness caused by catarrh cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure and invites readers to send for free circulars from F J Charney & Co Toledo. It also promotes Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
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F. J. Charney & CO
Toledo
Hall
Lancia on danger in racing and a Rome highwayman tale
Italian driver Lancia says motor racing is not too dangerous when it serves mankind. A roadside highwayman in Rome stops a runabout on the Appian Way, asks about the husband, and leaves with a quip about a husband under the seat.
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A Gallany
Lancia
M. Lancia
Tamake
Rome
Midain
Red Cross Ball Blue Sold at Grocers for Five Cents
A mention notes Red Cross Ball Blue detergent sold by leading grocers at five cents, praising its quality and value as a preferred household cleaning product.
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Red Cross
Court hearing on vagrancy charges in Chicago
A prisoner brought in on vagrancy faces a $50 fine plus costs after claiming a shared past with the accuser. The judge adjourns and calls the next case.
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Chicago Tribune
Experience Win Teadher Demonstrates Brain Over Brawn
The factory superintendent catches storekeeper Jack tugging a large case in the storehouse. He proves the power of brain over brawn by yanking a loose handle with a hook, toppling the case into rubbish. The storekeeper admits the handle was loose.
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Elis
Jack
Ile
Blane
I Shall Speak To Your Father Soon
A Philadelphia Press excerpt presents Mrs Timmid urging her suitor to secure an accident insurance policy in her favor as a test of his love. The man asserts his resolve to speak with her father soon, while the daughter notes the father's expectation.
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Mr. Timmid
Philadelphia Press
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Maude
Louisville Courier-Journal
Redd
Greene
Yonkers Statesman
Washington Herald
Chicago Daily News
Fred
Elsie
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Brooklyn
Jersey
Gotham
Chicago Record-Herald
Massy
Baltimore
Knicker
Beoker
Harper's Bazaar
Kimball
T. Falix
Gouraud
Deedion
Levy Sayre
Camads
Europe
T.hopkins
Lydia B. Pinteham
Lydia E. Pinkham
Emma Runzler
State St
Schenectady
Emma Runtzler
W. L. Douglas
Taf
W. L
Douglas
Ife
Brockton
Mass
W. L. Douglid
Carters
UTES
Tower 1
Kline
Casearet
Mercer Bt
Jersey City
N. J
Sterling Remedy Co
Chicago
N.Y
BR. Paxton CO
Boston
Muss
Fort Celve Dy Sen
Indiana
Advertis
Vys
Putnam