Witty verse and jokes travel the pages of a 20th century humor column
A patchwork of lighthearted quips and cartoons from Chicago Philadelphia and Boston items. The column includes puns about taxes relatives and domestic life with characters named DeRanter Tomine and Mrs Vere de Vere. It preserves the playful tone and period voice of a newspaper humor page with brief jests and dialogues.
Not a Safe Bet Little Willie Say Chautauqua Joke
A humorous exchange about a chauffeur and a broken will. A friend cites a “great lawyer” as the only will he could not break, joking that the lawyer was his own wife in a punchy quip.
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Gina
Tommy
Tony
Philadelphia Press
Willie
Generals Endorse Peruna Cure Claims in 28 Letters
A flood of endorsements from 28 Army and Confederate generals promotes Peruna as a catarrh and general tonic. Notable signatories include Brig. General King and Gen. Longstreet, all praising its curative and preventive effects for coughs colds and stomach troubles.
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Peruna
King
J. Floyd King
Washington, D. C
General McBride
J. D. McBride
Pennsylvania Ave
N. W
Washington, DC. C
General Longstreet
Veruna
James Longstreet
Gainestille
General Noske
Pernna
Chas. F. Noske
Washington, D
Schell
Ir. M. Schell
Duffield
Cairo
Sebring
W. H. Sebring
4Th St
Jacksonville
Fla
General Lomax
Washington, D.C
L. Ll. Lomax
19Th St
General Talley
Vol
U.S. A
Wm. Cooper
Talley
St. N. E
Washington
General Chase
Ass’t Adj
L.g.a.r
B. I. Chase
Harrison St. Anacostia
D. CO
Wright
Marcus Yee
Corcoran St
Hawley
Sa. I. Hawley
Urell
M. Fmmet Urell
12Th St. N. W
Washington, D. GC
Self-Righteous Man Quoting Parkhurst Story
Dr Charles H Parkhurst recalls a dying Leipsic student who murmured about forgiveness to illustrate extreme self righteousness. The anecdote frames the critic as a striking example within Parkhurst discourse on moral ego.
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Charles H. Parkhurst
Leipsic
Hall's Catarrh Cure Promoted as Valid Cure
An advertisement touts Hall's Catarrh Cure as the only positive cure for catarrh, claiming a constitutional approach and internal blood action. It offers a $100 reward for any case not cured, and urges sending for testimonials from J. Cheney & Co. Toledo Ohio. The ad also promotes Hall's Vanilly Pills as the best.
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Fall
Hall
J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
Znc
Stands the Test of Comparative Critique
A critic from the Review dismisses a book as lacking genius and literary merit while the author boasts of earning around 40,000 from the work, challenging the critic’s earnings as minimal. The exchange contrasts literary judgment with commercial success in a sharp exchange.
Hand Power Hay Press Promoted for Small Farms
An advertisement touts a Hand Power Hay Press at 28 dollars claiming ease of use for kids and two boys making three tons daily. It invites readers to send 56 stamps to John A. Saber Seed Co in La Crosse Wisconsin for a catalog describing the press and hundreds of tools and seeds.
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John A. Saber Seed Co
la Crosse
Wis
Iraq
C. N. Uy
An Up-to-Date Physician
A playful exchange mocks medical advice and consumer ads. A waiter is asked for guidance while a quip about faded clothes leads to promoting Red Cross Ball Blue for whitening. The ad references a large 2 oz package priced at five cents.
Surrounded by Coterie and Vestry in London
A tale recounted by Dr. 8. M. Brickner of the Society of the Genesee describes Oliver Berford surrounded by friends in a London drawing-room when told he was surrounded by his coterie. Berford quips his vestry and pantry are included too.
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8. M. Brickner
Society of the Genesee
Oliver Berford
London
Mr. Berford
Mr. Herford
New York Times
Putnam Fadmless Dyes and Child Remedies Advertised
An old newspaper item touts Dyeing in half an hour with Putnam Fadmless Dyes and asserts a line by line method. It also promotes Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for teething gums claiming relief from inflammation and wind colic priced at 25 cents per bottle.
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Winslow
Oat Wonder Seed Ad Promises High Yields and Samples
A 1904 newspaper blurb promotes the Oat Wonder from John A. Salter Seed Co of Crosse Wisconsin claiming sturdy stalks white grain long ears and 80 to 1 kernel. It offers a free sample with 100 stamps and notes 1903 yields of 250 to 310 bushels per acre across 40 states plus other seed samples.
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John A. Salter Seed Co
Crosse
Wis
C. N. Uy
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