Locked Out Feels Boosted Jim On Night
A lighthearted crosstalk line notes Jim was keyed up to the highest pitch the other night and explains the source of his energy as being locked out.
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Newspaper
Denver Tribune
Location
Denver, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Apr 10, 1919
Page
3
A lighthearted crosstalk line notes Jim was keyed up to the highest pitch the other night and explains the source of his energy as being locked out.
An advertisement extols Hall's Catarrh Medicine as a remedy for acute nasal catarrh and frequent colds, claiming it builds up the system and cleanses the blood. It states the medicine acts through the blood on mucous surfaces and offers testimonials and a money back guarantee from Cheney & Co. of Toledo Ohio.
Lou Guernsey cross examines a pretty witness in an auto collision case. He deduces the driver looked at her and caused the crash. The witness hesitantly agrees that accessories may have distracted the driver.
The floorwalker bans a shopper to the hardware department. A witty remark contrasts selling a suburbanite a hoe with selling a fashionably dressed woman gloves, noting the hardware section lacks distinction.
A humorous clipping contrasts a sharp joke about wives with a kitchen tip for laundry. It then pitches Red Cross Ball Blue as a safe stain remover for baby clothes, claiming it leaves no streaks or damage and is sold by grocers for five cents.
An editorial reflects on life without movement, citing a West farmer finding attic carp and ancient wheat that revived after planting. It discusses the energy theory of life, proposing energy from the sun powers living things and asks if energy could be kept in the body to extend lifespans.
A drenched man recounts attending a socialist meeting where the group divided his umbrella so that nothing usable remained for anyone. The exchange highlights a satire of collective equality and personal possession during the gathering.
The piece argues high land values in Western Canada reflect strong markets and future growth. It notes prices rising from 100 to 200 dollars per acre amid better farming methods, machinery, and rail access, with markets and climate as key value factors attracting settlers to the Western Empire.
The 1918 apple crop is valued at 280 million dollars, nearly three eighths of the total fruit value, reflecting high estimations by growers and enthusiasts.
The August Flower remedy is described as a gentle laxative that regulates digestion, cleanses the stomach and alimentary canal, and stimulates the liver to secrete bile. It is claimed to treat various stomach disorders and is sold worldwide.
A playful London Tit-Bits dialogue hints that a student pianist pursues heights through music. One friend asks about the effect, and the pianist explains a striving aim to conquer the air.
An absent minded professor confesses he may have left an umbrella on a train. A quip about tax syntax appears, followed by terse notes from various publications. The ad promotes Mother Gray’s Sweet Powders for Children claiming relief from colds, fevers, teething issues, and worms with a thirty-year usage claim and free samples.
Fragmentary dialogue asks about living to become an aviator with unsure self-assurance. It presents a playful misquote about flying as a test of resolve and grounding. The lines hint at ambition and self-doubt in a humorous exchange.
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