The Privilege of His Rank in Mindanao Garrison
An officer in the Philippine Insurrection parties brews punch on a birthday. He awakens a lieutenant who refuses to switch bunks, saying I’m a first tenant and I get lower one. The humor rests on rank and berth privileges aboard a frontier garrison.
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To One Mourning by Richard Burton
A poem in a mourning tone contrasts grief and resilience. It counsels letting sorrow pass and finding strength in the divine, suggesting the guiding force of poetry to bear loss. The speaker notes silence and pall as perhaps acts of kindness, praising endurance through faith and memory.
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Left In a Hurry Carter and Lions at Stage Door
Carter known as the Honkifig sat in a cage between two lions at Lon goon stage door as bailiffs approached. Ducrow directed officials to enter but Carter opened the door and roared back, causing the bailiffs to retreat terrified to the street.
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Cinch of a Basket and a Philadelphia Print Joke
An editor recounted a New York City Sunday school tale where a hungry girl used a silver dollar, and a boy guessed a basket as the first purchase. The examiner rewarded with a quarter, and the boy cited a dream of a prior city visit as the reason. Harper’s Magazine also recalls Sam Reed’s buy of a Hamilton print.
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New York City
Bright Boy Job Notice Sparks Humorous Exchange
A Rochester businessman bragged about his bright office boy and posted a shop window offer: Roy wanted about fourteen years. A boy aged about fourteen read the notice and humorously warned he might not keep the job for the full term.
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Busy All the Time
Little Howard visits another dig crying after a run in with a sheep that buttled him. His auntie asks what he did, and he replies he did nothing as the sheep knocked him down while he was getting tat the tase.
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Corbett Guests Stir New York Cafe Tale of Tabasco Prank
In a New York cafe Jim Corbett and John W. Bratton among others recount the Reno fight. Claffy is tricked with hot sauce in his beer, gulping the fiery mix in front of them. The tale closes with a quip about Peter Maher as the scene ends, per the New York World.
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They Were Stayers Dinner Leaves Guests Behind
After a Drury Lane dinner hosted by Stephen Price, all guests except Theodore Oak and the Rev Edward Cannon stayed on. Price, a gout sufferer, slipped away while others talked. The next morning he asked his servant when the others departed, learning they had only rung for coffee.
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Hurricane Tales From a Transatlantic Crossing
A captain recalls a diary kept by a young woman on her first voyage abroad. She compares the voyage to a Mark Twain style record, noting attempts to stay on deck during a fierce channel crossing and the relief of keeping a parasol upright amid the storm.
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The Explorers of Frankfurt Row To Mayence by Night
Members of a Frankfort boat club resolved to row to Mayence by night. They set out at midnight, enjoyed the quiet river and gloom, but woke at sunrise to find they had forgotten to weigh anchor and remained stuck to the starting float. They are now known throughout Frankfurt as "the Explorers."
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Not Her Books But Troubles Behind The Excuses
A Philadelphia social worker visits a woman whose husband left on a spree. The worker wonders if the husband read the essays on life problems, but the woman explains the cause was not the book. She insists there is no need for worry.
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The Perpendicular Lesson At Infant School
A Welsh infant school uses signs to teach directions oblique horizontal and perpendicular. A bishop preaching notices pupils whispering and the teacher raises his hand upright to enforce silence, prompting most of the school to shout perpendicular amid the sermon.
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