Music Hath Farms and a Mad Clown Tale
A trombonist is misled by a farm saying and wanders off muddy and forlorn after a failed test of a tune outside a red brick house. A landlord notes a man’s odd behavior and a clothesline theft leads to a week’s labor. Also a Washington hotel guest mishandles dinner plates, prompting the host to explain the plates are clean and the pattern is exhausted.
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Ignorant Salesman Creates Scene in Drug Store
An overdressed uncouth young man demanded a brush and then mocked the clerk when asked what kind. The assistant gently probed if he meant a toothbrush, eliciting a sharp retort about lacking hair on his teeth and showing his ignorance.
The Judge’s Repetitive Charge On a Ship’s Anchor
A judge known for a fixed sentencing formula declares a man guilty of stealing a ship's anchor. He solemnly adds that the crime is increasing and sentences the offender to three and a half years in prison. The anchor theft occurred after the item was carried away in a dray pulled by six horses.
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Don’t Stay Down Rise Again And Go On
A motivational line from Charles Kingsley urges resilience after a fall. It emphasizes brushing off bruises and soil, not capitulating, and continuing the struggle with resolve. The quote frames endurance as a moral duty against cowardice.
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Charlies Kingsley
True Manhood and Curious Questions in Orchard Tales
A vignette from Everybody's Magazine notes a girl fascinated by her grandfather's tar banding of fruit trees and later puzzled by a mourner's sleeve. Lavater’s older reflections on true manhood are cited, contrasting openness, generosity, secrecy, boldness, caution, regularity, mildness, and firmness.
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A Parrot In a Whirlwind
A retired Indian Army general owned a talkative parrot that disrupted his letter writing. In a fit of frustration he whirled the cage and swore, then set it down. After a pause the parrot asked in a quavering voice where the cyclone struck them.
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