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Newspaper

Denton Journal

Location

Denton, Maryland, United States of America

Date

Jun 25, 1910

Page

5

Dean's Kidney Pills End Rheumatic Pain and Cure Kidneys

Uric acid in blood fuels rheumatic attacks and kidneys must remove it. Dean's Kidney Pills claim to cure kidneys and end uric acid dangers. Testimony from Thomas L Hatfield of Sea ford Del praises relief from back and kidney trouble after use. Sold by all dealers, 60 cents, Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY sole US agents. Remember the name Dean's and take no other.

Dean Denton Thomas L. Hatfield King St. Seaford Del Doan Foster-Milburn Co Buffalo New York United States

Mr Stroke By Kingsbury Welch

Kingsbury Welch profiles a figure nicknamed Mr Stroke, detailing a celebrated career in American sports journalism. The piece highlights his writing style, influence on coverage, and legacy within press circles.

The Stroke Mystery in a College Rowing Tale

A former college rower recalls a haunting regatta tale told by a ten year graduate. A substitute called Mr Stroke leads the crew to a stunning, suspicious victory then disappears and a later race reveals Champlin died aboard.

Mr. Stroke Stroke Hin Champlin Champling

Lettuce, Cabbage, and Donkey In Grape Novelty

In a small tale from Newark Star a young man jokes about his garden and cattle. The farmer responds with a twist noting he sowed carrot seeds and asks what grew. The punchline reveals Old Brown's donkey ate everything, turning a gardening boast into a humorous misfortune.

Old Brown Newark Star

The Turnip Tale From Far Asia and Europe

A compact note explains the turnip’s Asian and European origins and long cultivation. It mentions the wild East Indian turnip as a distant kin, walnut-sized with a sweet initial taste that quickly turns sharp, leaving the taster with burning sensation and lingering urge to expel. The passage notes rural humor using the root in jokes between county visitors and locals.

Asia Europe

Work and Worry Quote Sparks Skeptical Debate

A Washington Star quip contrasts worry and work, suggesting many choose worry over labor as a time-saving stance. The witty exchange centers on the idea that excessive concern can rival the effort of actual work, highlighting a humorous take on productivity and mindset.

Washington Star

Queen Saav's Ready Wit Parable Of Irish Royalty

An adapted tale from Ireland's annals tells of King Colm's fury at Queen Saav. She outwits him with three burdens, gold and jewels, their baby, and finally insists he ride the burden himself. The queen leaves the castle and returns later to a reconciled, contented marriage.

Colin Evermore Saav Colm

Whistler Defies Dinner Plans With Painting Frenzy

In a London scene Whistler delays engagements as he works late at his easel. A friend urges him to dine with Lady Such a-one, but Whistler insists the painting must continue. He argues the hosts cannot proceed without him and stays absorbed in art.

Sittiis Whistler London Ike

If Jupiter Were Inhabited

The piece weighs speculative math on human size on Jupiter. It cites gravity-based pygmy estimates of 28 inches and Wolfus’s claim that due to sunlight and eye pupil proportions a Jovian would average about 13 feet 7 inches tall, nearly four inches shorter than Og.

Jupiter Wolfus Goliath Ile Wolflus Bashan

A Bright Blacksmith’s Tire Shrinking Discovery

A Shop Nates Quarterly note credits a bright blacksmith with the greatest vehicle construction improvement by heating tires to shrink them on wheels. It mentions that tires were previously made in short sections nailed to fel loes and that long trips required a supply of units. The author says the rightful inventor is unknown.

Nates Quarterly

Halley's Achievements and Early Theories

Dr. G. F. Becker notes Halley as an early predictor of Halley’s Comet and suggests he argued gravity varied with the inverse square before Newton. The piece recalls Halley’s method for dating ocean age from chemical denudation, highlighting lesser-known contributions.

Halley Edmund Walley Newton Malley G. F. Becker

A Cinch Near Change Prompted by a Classroom remark

A teacher defines a philanthropist as one who helps others but a student’s quip reveals a blunt joke about personal wealth and public aid. The moment ends with the class reacting to the label and the concept of change.

Tommy

The Cure Plan To End Infatuation Decisively

A man seeks a kind way to end a young lady's interest without hurting her. He explains he rarely visits and the woman suggests she call more often. The dialogue centers on managing a delicate breakup with empathy.

What Did He Mean Mrs Benham-Death Is the Debt We Owe

A collection of quips and curios from era newspapers cites Mrs Benham on death as nature's debt and notes nature rarely sends bills. It juxtaposes proverbs about men and fate from New York Press and Cleveland Leader.

Benham Nature New York Press

Prosperity Tries the Fortunate Adver tity The Great

Fragmentary line from a historical page hints at prosperity testing fortune and a large adver tity context, with limited readable proper nouns or dates. The readable portion centers on a grand phrase suggesting economic or social contrasts and a notable saying attributed to a figure or era.

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