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Newspaper

Denton Journal

Location

Denton, Maryland, United States of America

Date

Jan 14, 1911

Page

6

Emphatic Scrap Book and a Bee Trade Tale

The piece recounts John Barrett of the International Bureau of American Republics advancing a trade idea by touting stingless Mexican bees as safe and docile. A Missouri farmer responds with a biting letter mocking the claim, highlighting tensions in cross border commerce. Marcus Fetersen’s poem urges broad charity and aid beyond kin.

John Barrett International Bureau of American Republics Barrett Tie Mexico Ts United States Missouri Mexico Pittsburg

A Judge's Ruse Ends Prolonged Courtroom Oration

In a humorous anecdote from the Washington Star, Judge Ballard and his brother John suppress a long winded speaker Lawyer Lawless. John writes a note inviting him to a bourbon at the Revere House. Lawless halts mid argument, reads the note, then leaves the case to proceed to the bar.

John Ballard Lawless Revere House Washington Star

Not Guilty in Ditchwater Street Crowd Charge

Tweedledum faced a magistrate after being accused of obstructing traffic by drawing a large crowd in Ditchwater Street on the 20th inst. He claimed he merely appeared in his front garden wearing a birthday tie and that the gathering was for a conte entertainment.

Tweedledum Mumbledon Ditchwater Treet Twee- Wedum

A Match For the Bishop in Welsh Disestablishment Debates

In Flintshire a Welsh Democrat introduces David Lloyd George as the match for the bishop of St. Asaph in debates over Welsh disestablishment. The chair quotes the bishop as a “Mars Increasion” and Lloyd George notes the crowd’s roar of applause after the remark.

Wales Lloyd George St. Asaph Flintshire Carnarvon Boroughs

Wealthy widow and servant tale with a witty comeback

A rich widow asks her Scottish servant William why a handsome colonel married her. He replies it was heaven's will. The piece blends humor with a courtroom quip about talents and fees and a comical accidental injury as a flowerpot falls on a man.

William Wiliam Colonel S Ma- Jolica

Calloway’s Code and the Office Goat Jest

A war correspondent’s coded message baffles editors until Heffelbauer recalls a long-mistory code. The scene shifts to a private code kept in a room behind the library and ends with a punchline revealing the goat as the source of the confusion.

O. Henry Deffelbauer M. E

Fleeing men recall bullets as gunman opens fire

Two Black men on a Louisiana plantation fled after a confrontation with a bundled Ethiopian armed with a gun. As they ran about 100 yards, a dialogue ensued about hearing bullets, with one man describing hearing the shot twice as it passed and then when he passed it, in terse, breathless exchanges.

Bundy Sam

A Bold Umpire Story From Norfolk Club Leader

Manager Wht Clark of the Norfolk team relays a humorous umpiring tale about J. Ira Davis, a ten year minor league umpire known for eccentricities. Davis once shifted positions from behind the bat to the pitcher and then behind second base amid a dispute. Fans jeered, prompting a jab about umpiring from the right field while insisting if fans can judge from the stands, so can he.

Wht Clark Norfolk J. Ira Davis Stats Davis Clark Blenacherites

Tillman recalls old man and the sin of drunkenness

Senator Tillman recounts a former acquaintance who drank heavily. He describes him as a fine man otherwise, pitied for his disgrace. A long lecture on temperance ends with a joke about water, noting a Bible verse where no man asked for water.

Tillman Janes

Splurge Dream Turns on Luxuries and Inheritance

A girl inherits twelve thousand dollars and plans lavish yearly income gains. An uncle guides prudent investment yet the tale shifts to curious dialogue. A Richmond driver tours a cemetery as a side note and the scene wanders through garbled lines about rooms and a judge.

Uncle Jim Richmond Misburg

Women in Portugal Share Heavy Farm and City Labor

The article notes women perform much farm work alongside men in Portugal, with wives and daughters managing cultivation while husbands work as carpenters or in trades. Women also hold jobs as hotel staff, dock laborers, market workers, and even Fisherwomen and sailors. They endure long hours with strength and cheerfulness, challenging romantic stereotypes.

Christian Therald

White House jest about monuments to West and Lincoln

General Harrison objects to too many West busts in the White House. A wife’s plan to rearrange rooms prompts laughter when the president notes spaces for Lincoln and Grant and three places labeled West. The term West is clarified as vestibu le.

Harrison White House Wiliam T. Crock Philadelphia Saturday Evening Post Uarrison Lincoln Grant West

A Fierce Anathema Attributed To A Woman’s Tongue

A contentious scene features a woman hurling a scathing curse at Jean Paul Richter. The remark targets his command style and mockingly wishes misfortune on his personal and professional life, ending with a caricatured portrait of a lonely, diminished bachelor.

Jean Paul Richter

High Sounding Names Across The Parisian Press

In a Paris paper Clement Yautel critiques the trend of parents giving children grand names. He cites a deputy named Franklin with brothers Voltaire and Socrates, describing nursery antics where the names spark jokes. He recalls a Marseille street spanking for Epaminondes, ending with a laugh at Theban general Epaminondas.

Paris Clement Yautel Anacreon Zipparchus Franklin Voltaire Socrates Marseilles

London Censors Restrict Plays From Richard III to Lear

London’s dramatic censors, rivaling Vienna, excised Act I of Richard III for fear of Tibary VII recalling King James. Shakespeare works faced bans, with Lear suppressed during George II’s era. George Colman, as reader of plays, banned words like angel and heaven.

London Vienna Colley Cibber Revels James France Lear George II George Colman Angel Hearen London Chronicle

Insomnia Cop Won't Sleep on Duty Suggestion

A New York policeman judged unfit for duty due to insomnia receives unusual guidance from Inspector Byrnes. The officer is told to wear uniform at midnight and lean against a corner house to induce sleep. Meanwhile, Sir Edwin Landseer reacts to Solomon's Waiting For the Verdict with playful comments about the painting.

New York Inspector Byrnes Iean New York ‘Tribune

Piano hardware and home piano repair trends

The New York Sun notes that piano hardware includes casters hinges screws and specialized wires sold to private owners who repair pianos themselves. It cites a buyer who replaced a worn secondhand piano’s humanizers and says skilled amateurs in towns of this size make retail piano hardware profitable.

New York Sun

Island of Fire and Lake of Snow Amid Global Oddities

A vivid foreign landscape contrasts two natural oddities. The Island of Ire in Java sits in a boiling mud sea where five to six foot bubbles rise and burst with loud blasts. Nearby, the largest snow lake spans over 300 square miles seen from Karakoram range, while in Switzerland solar heat fractures the Sea of Ice into a snowlike mosaic.

Ire Java Jspar Pass Karakoran Range Switzerland

Purse Finding Notices Spark Street Recognition Confusion

An English paper advertised a purse found on Burford street and asked the finder to deliver it to the Joser. A subsequent reply claimed she recognized the person who picked up the purse on Durford street and urged the owner to call at the discoverer’s house.

Burford Street Joser Petiticwan Durford Street

What makes you think she's uncul tured

A quote from Cleveland Lender about a woman who critiques Ibsen noting she claims plays are stupid and others think so but she says so.

Ibsen Cleveland

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